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Blogs > Paulxx001 > Paul'S PlacE ❗ ⭕❗⭕ ❗⭕

The Pecker Was Huge
 

Paulxx001 67M
8732 posts
10/25/2018 11:22 am

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The Pecker Was Huge
I usually like to end my day with a walk by the lake or the river. There are a of forested parks that are peaceful places of solace for me to regroup and quietly think about things. I think about my life and my and family. I think about what I have accomplished and what I have yet - to accomplish. Those moments, by myself, bring me - a sense of peace and the ability to, recalibrate my goals. No matter how rough and tumble my day has been, those walks rejuvenate my mind and body... and I feel renewed and refreshed !

Yesterday (in that cleanly chilled fall air), I found myself walking along a forest trail, in one of my parks, alongside the lake. The only sounds I heard, were those of the fallen maple leaves, crumbling and squishing under my runners, and the distant hammering, of a woodpecker. Yes - a woodpecker. The male woodpeckers here are huge, if you've ever seen one ! I began to think... not about my life, but about something completely non related.

How many different, synonyms, could I find for the word - 'pecker' ?

Here is what I came up with:
penis, organ, member, phallus, cock, dick,, peter, prick, shaft, tool, johnson, manhood, schlong, willy, wood
... Most probably, I missed a few. Hmmm...

Then I thought, I might as well try the same exercise for the word vagina... right? So I came up with :
cunt, pussy, twat, muff, snatch, penis glove, honey pot

This 'vagina' list is substantially shorter... At least that's all, I came up with. Both lists will most certainly help me with any erotic story I write in the future. It gets a little repetitive to use the same words over and over again...

"There you go Paul. Another mini goal accomplished ! New nouns for your next sex story. I need to get a LIFE !" I thought to myself, as I trudged along the path.

The woodpecker in the distance had finally stopped his clatter.

"Ahhh ...... silence...... "

© October 2018 Paul P.
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So...
Do you Do something special or GO some place where you can - completely relax and recharge your batteries, after your day ?

Can you ADD to that list of slang words for , 'penis' or the 'vagina' ? I know that I missed quite a few.

That first image above, is the trail I was on, and the red maple tree image (below), is of a spot on the road, not far from my home. It is the reddest tree in the neighborhood. . .
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Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/25/2018 11:27 am

 This summer, I used to go to the lake, by the marina and I found that place was very relaxing. Yesterday I drove by and all the boats are in dry dock. It's still a relaxing place to go to, but it's rather sombre now... Hmmm🤔😉


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/25/2018 11:33 am

 Surprisingly, it's tougher to remember slang words for vagina - slit, poontang, tunnel of love.. Lol I don't know. 😁


pollly_anna 60F  
697 posts
10/25/2018 11:38 am

 Do you Do something special or GO some place where you can - completely relax and recharge your batteries, after your day ?

NO.


mufdiver69er2 63M  
1953 posts
10/25/2018 11:40 am

 cootchie...gash..hair pie...just off the top of my head..
woop woop


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
10/25/2018 12:11 pm

 Vajayjay for the Vagina, and for cock I am going with DONG...have a terrific Thursday..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
10/25/2018 12:54 pm

 I'll be back to Peck out my reply after dinner
(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group


Paulxx001 replies on 10/25/2018 2:06 pm:
No worries... I hadn't taken my meds on THAT day. I'm fine now.. And feeling rather silly. It's all good. 😊

Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
10/25/2018 12:54 pm

 For me it's the beach..Get me on a beach and i'm as relaxed as it comes. Can't think of a single bad day, I've ever had on a beach.
" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
10/25/2018 1:25 pm

 One place I find very calming and relaxing is to be near the water. It's increasingly difficult in a large, urban city like where I live but I will make the effort to get down to the waterfront. Sometimes I just sit and watch the waves which can be mesmerizing. An alternative is to put on headphones and listen to my favourite tunes and continuously hit the replay button.
Slang for penis: male member, male organ, willy, wood
Slang for vagina: cum dumpster, vertical smile, cherry, cock holster, rosebud, camel toe


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
10/25/2018 1:44 pm

 I like going someplace where the sounds of mankind are distant or, better yet, absent.

I'll match my Cave of Wonders with your Special Purpose any time!
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/25/2018 1:58 pm
    Quoting pollly_anna:
    Do you Do something special or GO some place where you can - completely relax and recharge your batteries, after your day ?

    NO.
Well, I guess you're a pretty relaxed person to begin with, and lucky to be so!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/25/2018 1:59 pm
    Quoting mufdiver69er2:
    cootchie...gash..hair pie...just off the top of my head..
Good ones. And that list can go on and on... Lol Thanks for reminding me of those.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/25/2018 2:01 pm
    Quoting  :
Oooooo... Really... Wow! I'd say you are one of the lucky ones, for sure! 👍😁


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/25/2018 2:03 pm
    Quoting  :
Ooo yes... The beaver... I completely forgot about that one. Hmm.. Thanks for the heads up. 😺😊


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/25/2018 2:04 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Vajayjay for the Vagina, and for cock I am going with DONG...have a terrific Thursday..
Both good ones. And you have a great rest of the day as well! 🙋


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/25/2018 2:10 pm
    Quoting Platosgames:
    For me it's the beach..Get me on a beach and i'm as relaxed as it comes. Can't think of a single bad day, I've ever had on a beach.
Yep. I hear you and I agree. Rocky beaches over here and I'm usually the only one walking. Something about water lapping up on the shore that is so soothing. Is there a beach that is your favorite?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/25/2018 2:14 pm
    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    One place I find very calming and relaxing is to be near the water. It's increasingly difficult in a large, urban city like where I live but I will make the effort to get down to the waterfront. Sometimes I just sit and watch the waves which can be mesmerizing. An alternative is to put on headphones and listen to my favourite tunes and continuously hit the replay button.
    Slang for penis: male member, male organ, willy, wood
    Slang for vagina: cum dumpster, vertical smile, cherry, cock holster, rosebud, camel toe
Yes the water is a soothing place to chill. There are a few places I go to here, that I'm sure you'd enjoy. 🚣 Thanks for slang ad ons.. 😁👍


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
10/25/2018 2:14 pm

 My special place is the beach. My favorite beach is inaccessible since the hurricane...so I will have to substitute for awhile. Though, it is a 2 hour drive, so I don't go often.

My quick-fix for soul rejuvenation is closer, but I'm not sure if they are open after the storm...I need to check on that.
"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/25/2018 2:16 pm
    Quoting superbjversion2:
    I like going someplace where the sounds of mankind are distant or, better yet, absent.

    I'll match my Cave of Wonders with your Special Purpose any time!
Deffinitely where there are no people... those quiet spots are always the best! You'd probably love some of the spots I go to. 😊


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/25/2018 2:32 pm
    Quoting pollly_anna:
    Do you Do something special or GO some place where you can - completely relax and recharge your batteries, after your day ?

    NO.
Do you ever like to take walks by the shore or in a park or forest or are you more of a city person? How do yrelax? Just curious... 🤔


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/25/2018 2:36 pm
    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    My special place is the beach. My favorite beach is inaccessible since the hurricane...so I will have to substitute for awhile. Though, it is a 2 hour drive, so I don't go often.

    My quick-fix for soul rejuvenation is closer, but I'm not sure if they are open after the storm...I need to check on that.
Yes... Beaches and water seem to be relaxing places for many of us. If only all of us A F F ers were closer, we could all meet down by the beach, or lake.. Lol.. There are some peaceful ones here that you would enjoy. 😊


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
10/25/2018 4:32 pm
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Yep. I hear you and I agree. Rocky beaches over here and I'm usually the only one walking. Something about water lapping up on the shore that is so soothing. Is there a beach that is your favorite?
Prefer the Caribbean beaches. But the part of the oct symposium piece I wrote that is true....Is Beach Marker 11 on the Port Aransas Beach. Texas Gulf.

It's in no way the prettiest beach I've been on, but it's like home to me.
" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


mc_justmc 63M

10/25/2018 4:35 pm

 Cooter, kootch, fur burger, love tunnel, for the vagina.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/25/2018 7:24 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Cooter, kootch, fur burger, love tunnel, for the vagina.
Yep. Good ones.
And your hideaway is that beach you're on? Looks peaceful. Which beach is it? I've mentioned it before. I've only got the rocky shores here. Still - no one is on them, so it's as if they are private...


Livin_my_Life14 53F

10/25/2018 7:27 pm

 Vagina-Velvet Vice💕


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/25/2018 7:41 pm
    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    One place I find very calming and relaxing is to be near the water. It's increasingly difficult in a large, urban city like where I live but I will make the effort to get down to the waterfront. Sometimes I just sit and watch the waves which can be mesmerizing. An alternative is to put on headphones and listen to my favourite tunes and continuously hit the replay button.
    Slang for penis: male member, male organ, willy, wood
    Slang for vagina: cum dumpster, vertical smile, cherry, cock holster, rosebud, camel toe
Cum dumpster. That's not a good one, even as a joke. You googled that, didn't you? Yep. I can't say that I am impressed with all those slang words. Perhaps this was the wrong question to ask. What do you think?


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