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7 Ways To Build A Successful Sex Boutique... In The South Pacific.... ❗❗❗
7 Ways To Build A Successful Sex Boutique... In The South Pacific.... ❗❗❗ Did I ever tell you about my visit last summer, to a bizarre island in the South Pacific? It had no name. It didn't appear on any map and it was populated by strange men and women all searching for one thing... a partner in sex. Upon my arrival, I immediately noticed that the majority of tenants were women - 80% at least. Women of all shapes, colors, and sizes. Yet, they all had one thing in common; they were all desperate to find a man. And strangely enough, the men controlled everything . Those men held their erotic carrots (and the promise of sex), just far enough - from the reach of those women - to keep them all intrigued. The principal commerce on that plot of sand was the boutique business . In the main market square was a huge billboard listing all the top boutiques to visit. And let me tell you; competition to be the 'Top Boutique' was stiff. Dozens and dozens of men and women would try all sorts of tricks to attract that honor. Each boutique was unique. Some told stories, others shared jokes or recipes, and even cute anecdotes of the owner's life. But the most popular ones (managed by the males), invited their guests to look at postcards of naked men. Can you imagine? The way the system worked was simple. The more visitors and signatures in your Guest Book - the more popular you'd be and the higher you'd rise on that all-important billboard. I was curious about how those boutique owners had become so famous . I mean, postcards ... of naked men? No one had internet access on the island, so perhaps it made sense. What trick did they use? You'll never guess. They gave away free televisions. Can you believe it? Most of the female island residents couldn't afford one. That top boutique owner - a stout grumpy man in his mid-forties - proudly displayed banal postcards (pictures borrowed from the TV) that otherwise would be ignored. Yet once a month, he'd give away a television. Thousands of women (and other men), would flock to his cramped, stuffy little boutique to glance at those fuzzy postcards and nod (hypnotically) in approval. More importantly, they'd all put their names in the hat for that grand prize draw - a television. What a great idea, right? Now that grumpy boutique owner never took too kindly to any competition. Nor did he suffer poorly written signatures in his guest book. He'd complain and grumble and even call the island police to report perpetrators of his list of fictional infractions. If you went to another boutique - without his permission - you'd be banned from his boutique. If you said anything bad about him - whether true or not - he'd ban you from his boutique. He'd even invent stories about other boutique owners, just to create havoc and make sure his name remained on that board - as a Top Boutique Owner . Was he a self-absorbed nihilistic, pompous, delusional, ignorant dick? No, not really. All the top boutique owners had basic human flaws; he just owned a majority of the negative ones. Just before I was about to leave the island - my visa was expiring - I heard a rumor. The island curators were going to ban the free television giveaways. I heard his screams of anguish echo through the palm trees, as I boarded my boat. How did things turn out on that island enclave? Hmmm... good question. Perhaps after this virus thing resolves itself, I'll visit again. The food was great and the waters were an inviting , crystal clear turquoise. .................................... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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How do you think that Boutique owner will do, once that ban on free TVs is enforced? Or better yet... Who gives a fuck? 🤔😎❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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That boutique owner would do really well if he set up shop on THIS island. 😊👍😎❗❗❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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DAMN, I love a good metaphor. Brilliant.
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ROTFLMAO!!!!! Bravo!
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Nice to see you back writing ✍️ in your own, unique, slightly off-centre way 😊.
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Interesting take. I see similarities in places I've visited. lol Nothing much to say.
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hmmmmm .. i see indeed
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lol
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DAMN, I love a good metaphor. Brilliant. It's so difficult to write stuff for yourself and still appeal to those who read, isn't it? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Happy Thursday to you, interesting take on something that is so obvious..
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ROTFLMAO!!!!! Bravo! Thanks for the props. Now, how do u stay fresh? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Nice to see you back writing ✍️ in your own, unique, slightly off-centre way 😊. Ever thought of editing the stuff that appears on your pages? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Interesting take. I see similarities in places I've visited. lol You mean you've seen people selling lame postcards on the beach 🏖? 🤔 Come to think of it, they do don't they? Thanks for popping in. Drop by any time. 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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hmmmmm .. i see indeed And what exactly do you see? 🤔 Love the look. Pop in again? So... what DO you see? 🍷🍷😎 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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lol My thoughts exactly. 👍 Didja have another thought, or was it stuck in your throat? 🤔 Go for it.. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Happy Thursday to you, interesting take on something that is so obvious.. I don't like games or stuff. You don't play any and I feel glad to call you a friend. 🍷🍷😎❗ 🌹💕 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You're funny., that's why love you.💕❗😎🍷🍷 I googled : 'fucked up bloggers with issues of an inferiority complex, delusions of grandeur and' nothing else to do with their lives. " :and low and behold... I flipped this. I envy where you're at. That campfire you're at , that's my vibe. 💕❗😎🍷🍷 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I guess... So... anything to share? Got a smile to smirch? 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I havent been around for a while but even I can figure out that I would rather the give -aways were books. Only shit on TV lately is COVID and politics. So I come to visit here and Holy Ghost I can skip TV for real all the soap operas are here- again. Guess I havent missed much except your blogs!! (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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The health department closed my boutique down....
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Happy to oblige. 😊🌴 Hope you're summer is unfolding comfortably . 🍷🍷😎❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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It would, wouldn't it? 🤔 🌴🍷🍷😎❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I havent been around for a while but even I can figure out that I would rather the give -aways were books. Only shit on TV lately is COVID and politics. So I come to visit here and Holy Ghost I can skip TV for real all the soap operas are here- again. Guess I havent missed much except your blogs!! Soap operas? 🤔 It's all fiction and figments of people's imaginations isn't it? I haven't blogged in a while. Ya run outta things ta say. Or rather, ya tin outta things that people wanna read about. 😶 It's been a hot 🔥 summer. Hope you're enjoying yours! 👍 🌴🍷🍷❗😎 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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The health department closed my boutique down.... Ya think it's fixable and you can get up and running again? I hope things work out for you. Can I say, enjoy the rest of the summer?, 🌴🍷🍷😎❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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That island 🏝 is an interesting place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there. Cat lady? 🤔 Reeeleee... Well, enjoy your cats and stay safe. 🏝️🍷🍷😎❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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