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What do Smokey Eyed Women... and Moose Knuckles... Have in Common...? !  

Paulxx001 67M
8732 posts
12/20/2021 9:24 am

Last Read:
1/30/2022 10:13 am

What do Smokey Eyed Women... and Moose Knuckles... Have in Common...? !

She had gripped my gaze with her smokey eyes... and waited for an answer. I was already under her spell but when she fluttered her lashes, I blurted out a veracious "YES". And THAT'S how I came to own a fancy pair of designer woman's leggings. The path to perdition was all 'johns' fault.

'Long johns'... that is.

That waffle-knitted underwear was first named after John L. Sullivan - a heavyweight boxer in the 19th century - who'd climb into the ring wearing those things. Winter is booming here and I wear mine under my pants on icy walks, but they never fit right. They're bulky and clumpy... and always sag or bunch up around my crotch.

So I thought, "I'll get something with a whole lotta form-fitting lycra." Have you noticed how snug they are on a woman's body?

I was the only man in that classy boutique. I hovered around the massive table of folded leggings and probably, looked confused. The attractive sales lady with the spidey sense, and those cerulean smokey eyes sauntered over and smiled.


"Can I help you? What size does she wear?"

I wasn't prepared for a fricken quiz. "Uhm... she's ugh... large-boned and tall."

Smokey-eyed lady quickly scooped up a couple of styles and displayed them on her arms. One pair was thick and looked warm... I pointed.

"Those are great, but we have a 60% special on today. Why not get her THESE? She'll love you for it. Just feel how thin... and silky they are," she whispered.

I did. They were.

"YES. I'll take them."

Those leggings hug me as if they were painted on my body. They're not much good under my trousers in the cold. For fuck's sake, I feel EVERYTHING! But they're comfortably tight around those bulbs between my legs. And damn, if that<b> spandex </font></b>doesn't make me tingle everywhere, below my waist.

Funny thing is, every time I slip them on I get this crazy urge to wear a small sweater, visit a store and bend over for something.


That's me, on the left.

Camel toe or moose knuckle, which one is more appealing?
Ya think women who wear revealing leggings, should walk into a store?

Now, what if men did the SAME thing?



Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/20/2021 9:31 am

Camel toe or moose knuckle — which one is more appealing? 🐫🦌🤔


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/20/2021 9:32 am

Ya think all women who wear leggings, should walk into a store? 🙄❗❗

Now, what if men — did the SAME thing? 😮


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/20/2021 9:55 am

I'm going for moose knuckle as it can expand when the need arises!


Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 11:55 am:
Good point, although I wouldn't want to be the guy caught in a store – only wearing THOSE, when something had caught my attention.
Or would you? 🤔

staci_19702 53T
3767 posts
12/20/2021 10:24 am

I like looking at the camel.
Isn’t spandex an maxing thing!
I had the same issue with long johns. So I switched. It’s amazing.

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 11:59 am:
Spandex... is... amazing. I'm glad SOMEONE here gets what I'm talking about. And really comfortable, right?

Now I understand why women wear them. ☺️
Hey, drop by here any time. 👍

scoupe42 60M

12/20/2021 10:57 am

You can't hide either one!


Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 12:01 pm:
You certainly can't. I don't imagine you have the need for long johns over where you are, or do you? 🤔

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
12/20/2021 11:55 am

Leggings can cover a multitude of sins, but...not ALL of them.

If I wear leggings in public, it's only if I have a dress or long tunic to cover my rear.

Congrats on your enjoyment of silky long johns. Could lingerie be next?


Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 12:50 pm:
Cover up, or expose those sins? 🤔 😮

Only with a long skirt? I'd peek — men do that, didja know?If my goal is warmth, I think I'll skip that flimsy stuff. But now that I've been introduced to the wonderful world of lycra... I don't know. Would that make me weird? 🤔
Or any weirder than I already am? 😎❗❗

positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
12/20/2021 12:57 pm

Joe Namath wore panty hose in a 1965 commercial. A man secure in his own masculinity. So, anything for warmth. Just hope you dont have to go through a strip search or the emergency room.


Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 2:33 pm:
That's so true — I'd forgotten about THAT one. But boy did it make the headlines at the time. And didn't he do some ads for women's wear afterwards? 🤔

Yep, I recall that SuperBowl. He was a hunk... or so I was told.😶❗

Also true about being comfortable in your own skin. No worries with me. Strip search, huh? Would be interesting. omg 😂
What about those moose knuckles? Those, are not to my taste. 😮🤶🎅🎄❄️

LadiesR2B1rst 60M  
2735 posts
12/20/2021 1:00 pm

A lady friend of mine bought me a pair of "SAX" long johns. They are tight but, they are warm. I like seeing a lady wearing leggings while shopping.


Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 2:34 pm:
Sax?
I wish you'd told me sooner, now I think I'm hooked on those fricken leggings. lol 😂
I've gotta check those out. Thanks for the tip.
Did you model them for her? 🤔 🤶❗

Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 2:36 pm:
And about those women who shop in tight leggings?
Yes! 👍 Is there a man who DOESN'T enjoy those? 🤔 ❗😁

sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
12/20/2021 3:35 pm

Personally, I never understood the ‘camel toe’ attraction. I took dance lessons for many years so always wore tights or leotards. They were great in the winter. I never heard of ‘moose knuckle’ before. I remember being somewhat embarrassed watching the male dancers in The Nutcracker and other ballets. My brothers both played hockey and it seemed their long underwater was always being washed and hung up to dry. Men in leggings? I would rather see a man wearing a great fitting pair of jeans or a tailored suit.


Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 6:57 pm:
Embarrassed? 🤔
If it was 'The Nutcracker', I understand — that bolchevik choreography is totally inappropriate for kids. 🧒 🎄🎅

Those long johns loose all their stretch after three cycles, but what can be done. Ya can't wear dirty underwear, or can you? 🤔

No, I don't get that moose knuckle thing. It's big in liberal cities... or so I've heard. I'd think ya gotta have the right shaped balls to pull THAT off, or be really high.❄️❗

Which ballet did you see? 🤔

flannel_light 61F
4586 posts
12/20/2021 6:02 pm

I like seeing that look. Men here wear them but they have shorts over them and I can not that cock 😁🤶👍

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


Paulxx001 replies on 12/20/2021 7:13 pm:
Really? hmmm 🤔
Seems like my city is in the minority.
Although, NOW I'm wearing them... under my pants 👖. 😊

Did I mention how good they feel? I'm not gonna say anything more. Perhaps I should take a pic. When is HNW picking the letter L? 😎❗❗🎅🎄

PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
12/20/2021 11:59 pm

I have seen men wearing tights and leggings. It can be very revealing.


Paulxx001 replies on 12/21/2021 3:10 am:
Ya think? 🤔
Yeah, if you're in the ballet, I get it.
But trudging around in Walmart?
Funny...
This town is so dedicated to style — and packed with fashion snobs – I've NEVER seen a guy wear tights here. They'd be run outta the city. 😎❗❗
Do ya stare? 🤔 🤶🎄🎅❗☀️

mc_justmc 63M

12/21/2021 4:19 am

I love it when women wear leggings!! Every Saturday I text my friend when I go grocery shopping, "Going cameltoe hunting".


Paulxx001 replies on 12/21/2021 5:08 am:
I understand EXACTLY what you mean! 👍 😂 Women in this city are absolutely not shy about sharing their detailed features with us.

Ya think they get turned on? I know I feel... uhm... never mind. 🎅🎄🤶🌟😎❗❗

Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/22/2021 5:28 am

    Quoting  :

One last kick at


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/22/2021 5:28 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    I'm going for moose knuckle as it can expand when the need arises!
the can and this side


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/22/2021 5:29 am

    Quoting staci_19702:
    I like looking at the camel.
    Isn’t spandex an maxing thing!
    I had the same issue with long johns. So I switched. It’s amazing.
of the island 🏝 will be


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/22/2021 5:30 am

    Quoting scoupe42:
    You can't hide either one!
mothballed and I


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/22/2021 5:30 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Leggings can cover a multitude of sins, but...not ALL of them.

    If I wear leggings in public, it's only if I have a dress or long tunic to cover my rear.

    Congrats on your enjoyment of silky long johns. Could lingerie be next?
guess, put up and


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/22/2021 5:31 am

    Quoting  :

stored away in a closet


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/22/2021 5:32 am

    Quoting  :

somewhere?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/22/2021 5:32 am

    Quoting positively4you:
    Joe Namath wore panty hose in a 1965 commercial. A man secure in his own masculinity. So, anything for warmth. Just hope you dont have to go through a strip search or the emergency room.
But don't be deceived,


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/22/2021 5:34 am

    Quoting LadiesR2B1rst:
    A lady friend of mine bought me a pair of "SAX" long johns. They are tight but, they are warm. I like seeing a lady wearing leggings while shopping.
because everything and


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/22/2021 5:34 am

    Quoting  :

anything you've ever


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/22/2021 5:35 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Personally, I never understood the ‘camel toe’ attraction. I took dance lessons for many years so always wore tights or leotards. They were great in the winter. I never heard of ‘moose knuckle’ before. I remember being somewhat embarrassed watching the male dancers in The Nutcracker and other ballets. My brothers both played hockey and it seemed their long underwater was always being washed and hung up to dry. Men in leggings? I would rather see a man wearing a great fitting pair of jeans or a tailored suit.
posted on the


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/22/2021 5:35 am

    Quoting flannel_light:
    I like seeing that look. Men here wear them but they have shorts over them and I can not that cock 😁🤶👍
internet, will survive.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/22/2021 5:36 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    I have seen men wearing tights and leggings. It can be very revealing.
So whether you


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