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Blogs > SakuraMar > SAKURA JUST SAYING AND STUFF

Bawdy Limerick To Wear Condoms  

SakuraMar 49F
200 posts
10/26/2019 7:18 pm
Bawdy Limerick To Wear Condoms
There was an old guy in Nantucket
Who was near to kicking the bucket
He stripped down to the skin
Accosted all women
Asking them if they would suck it
It took him many a day
He walked quite a way
Till he found an old hag
Which was nothing to brag
But she let him get a lay
Soon he was in an uproar
He banged on the doctors door
It was shriveled and red
Pus filled bumps on the head
The doctor shrugged and said soon you'll be dead
The moral of the story
Is to be careful when you are horny
Even if death draws near
There's still plenty more to fear

Original Limerick by Sakura October 26, 2019

Sakura Just Saying, Be kind it doesn't cost you anything
_Dr_FeelGood 48M

5/10/2021 10:54 pm

 sortez couverts!!


looking4u69ca 63M  
4322 posts
10/27/2019 11:13 am

 I'll be kind. I love your stockings.


SakuraMar replies on 10/27/2019 11:18 pm:
Thankies so very much!

CynicusMaximus 52M
1844 posts
10/26/2019 8:13 pm

 Lol, wow not bad.

Anyone we know?? Lol


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