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00Sexy Social Distancing Challenge For The Bored  

SakuraMar 49F
200 posts
1/3/2020 9:40 pm
00Sexy Social Distancing Challenge For The Bored


(Mission Impossible music playing as you read this)
(If you are bored or just crazy enough, wear a suit while reading this as well)
Alright, so hopefully this happens or turns well for some of you dudes. You probably know you are... If you aren't sure feel free ask if I mean you. Don't have a MIDD Melt down (refer blog, SakuraMar Dictionary For The Cool And Perverted) find that you are already 00Sexy as you are. Lol
A few resolutions that should be pretty easy do that will make you feel a bit accomplished. Or just do it see if it helps you get more . You people whine about being bored, this is good stuff for you. Your Resolution List, should you choose accept the challenge/challenges!
1. Erase all pictures of you and your dick on, near or around the toilet!
2. STOP sending dick pictures. First say hello and introduce yourself, then WAIT for a woman to ASK to see it.
3. Instead of lurking, say hello to person in the chatroom you go visit.
4. Put up a real picture of a part of yourself in your profile picture. It DOES NOT need be your or dick. Your eye, a pet on your lap, your hand, your booty in jeans, your neck, your chest, your arms, your legs crossed wearing jeans and boots, slacks and dress shoes or some variation. SOMETHING! We are sick and tired of looking at grey nothing!
5. DO NOT spam!
6. If you are Gold READ the damn profile before looking at the pictures and sending messages that waste time.
7. Make friends that will give you and stop being annoying by pestering strangers to give you or earn the yourself.
8. Smile if you are showing pictures, looking constipated or like a hood is some scary shit lots of women will pass on. If you do show the , forget the hoodies, sunglasses and hats. We do not want the uni bomb er
9. Chill the fuck O U T. There is no need be having tantrums. If you are old enough have , be old enough take a joke or take a NO!
. Be respectful and kind, it does not you anything and it goes a long way.
This message will not self destruct, however your life could.... Hahaha
(Doctor Evil pose as I swivel away in chair)

Sakura Just Saying, Be kind it doesn't cost you anything


SakuraMar 49F
108 posts
5/17/2020 11:45 pm

You can DO it!

Sakura Just Saying, Be kind it doesn't cost you anything


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/4/2020 11:50 am

Hmmm... lol 😂 I paused at a few...
"Wait a minute, was she talking about me?" 🤔
Hey... it's a challenge to get it right. So many choices...
Thanks for the tips. I'll work on it. 👍🌹


SakuraMar replies on 1/4/2020 11:23 pm:
Hahaha, I must be psychic right? Just kidding. Have an excellent New Year!

xpackmk1 64M
15 posts
1/4/2020 12:41 am

Happy new year x x


SakuraMar replies on 1/4/2020 11:18 pm:
Thanks so much, and to you as well!

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