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I was born a rambling man...  

Platosgames 102M
2246 posts
9/2/2018 6:56 pm
I was born a rambling man...


I'm sitting around the house, relaxing, drinking some wine, thinking. That's always a dangerous combination with me. Since the blogs seemed a little slow tonight, I figured I'd just ramble on with some thoughts I had today. I got on this thought pattern because again looking through some old folders on the puter, I found one of my old profiles from here.

So rambling on...fitting it. I have never liked the thought of fitting in, was never good at it. All my life people have told me I'm different. I'm always like, different how. Like I don't belong to the species? It wasn't till years later, I came to the conclusion, yeah I don't really see things, like most people do.. that either makes me unique, or crazy as a loon.

The topic came up on the advice line about how everyone was exaggerating on the profiles, so I changed my profile. Part of it was...

While the thought of fitting in actually makes me cringe, I thought I might redo my profile to match some of the stories I've heard from ladies I've met on here. So, here we go. Let's talk about ME!

I once swam the English Channel. Under water and swimming backwards.

I am independently wealthy. I just continue to work because of the<b> sheer </font></b>enjoyment I get out of busting my butt.

I have the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Although I might clarify, he was only 12 when he was built like me.

All women find me irresistible. I know this because I asked every woman on the planet individually. Took almost an entire week, but again, being independently wealthy allowed me the time to complete the task.

I only have the ability to type one line emails, usually consisting of just a "wanna get laid" format. I'm pretty sure this works and will continue spamming profiles with it because I know that's the way to every woman's heart.

I am way above averagely endowed. If I seem smaller in person it's just the glass of ice water I drank right before I met you caused shrinkage.

Ok, so maybe those aren't all exactly truthful descriptions of me. Lets just forget about the "fitting in" routine.



That one actually got a lot of good comments in it's time. Not that much different though from what I see on here nowadays.

More rambling...do you ever change up your profile. I tend to tweak mine quite frequently. The age thing being the most recent. And it's funny, while I'm pretty sure most women don't set there age parameters to between 35 and 98, I get lots of messages, flirts and IM. Maybe they're just looking for the experience that only a 96 year old can give. LOL

I don't really have a question here...is one actually required? Am I breaking any sacred FriendFinder-x blog rules by not asking a question? I could throw in a random dick pic question, or discuss whether there's a difference between a bad boy and a wild . But to be honest...I'm just rambling. Oh...and drinking wine.

So, feel free to ramble away, address the post or just respond with your own ramblings. Or hell, just ignore my ramblings. It's all good.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/2/2018 6:57 pm

when it comes to leaving,
I hope you understand,
I was born a rambling man....

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
9/2/2018 7:30 pm

Actually, I would like to thank you for NOT asking a question. If you had, my annoyingly polite side would feel obligated to answer it. Now, I can just pick any part of your post that catches my attention and comment on it!

Which I just did.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/2/2018 7:35 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Actually, I would like to thank you for NOT asking a question. If you had, my annoyingly polite side would feel obligated to answer it. Now, I can just pick any part of your post that catches my attention and comment on it!

    Which I just did.
Exactly...and you are more than welcome. Seemed like a great night to just have some fun.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


bitchkitty2017 71F

9/2/2018 7:40 pm

great post off the beaten path refreshingly unique and random..no conformist yes man I admire any non conformist people and like me are not fake and full of bull shit..not afraid to speak and speak out but humble in word and strong in title..You should have a knighthood and be dubbed Sir Most likely to be the man of men....... long title for a sweet and manly man..salute!


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/2/2018 7:51 pm

    Quoting bitchkitty2017:
    great post off the beaten path refreshingly unique and random..no conformist yes man I admire any non conformist people and like me are not fake and full of bull shit..not afraid to speak and speak out but humble in word and strong in title..You should have a knighthood and be dubbed Sir Most likely to be the man of men....... long title for a sweet and manly man..salute!
haha, thanks Kitty. I'd call you bitchkitty, but I really don't see you bitching all that much. LOL.

The yes man comment made me laugh and think of something from my past...I was in my late 20's or early 30's. I had just been promoted to Corp Administrator, second in command of a chain of proprietary schools. So the CEO/Owner took me out to play some golf. He was horrible, and I'm just smoking him. At around the midpoint you could tell he was getting a little frustrated and told me...You know son, in the corporate world, it's not a bad thing to let your boss win. I told him, Richard, I'm not here to be your yes man. I'm here to make you money, and hopefully I see some of that in my paycheck. I won't ever agree just to get on your good side, and I won't pull any strokes to let you win at golf. But I'll always be focused on advancing the company.

He laughed, started having a good time and it turned into a great business relationship.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


yesmamallthetime 56F  
11278 posts
9/2/2018 7:58 pm

You have a great sense of humor. LoL Thanks for the laughs tonight. I appreciate authenticity and integrity. There are so many liars on here. I do like thoughtful profiles. Changing things up is good for the most part. Although I have had a good profile then changed it. I had remorse and wanted the old one back but didn't save it anywhere. 😞. You are smart to save them to a folder. As to fitting in...I fail miserably at that. Lol

Independently Romantic Sounds Better Than Lonely


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
9/2/2018 8:06 pm

Love drunk blogs.


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/2/2018 8:07 pm

    Quoting yesmamallthetime:
    You have a great sense of humor. LoL Thanks for the laughs tonight. I appreciate authenticity and integrity. There are so many liars on here. I do like thoughtful profiles. Changing things up is good for the most part. Although I have had a good profile then changed it. I had remorse and wanted the old one back but didn't save it anywhere. 😞. You are smart to save them to a folder. As to fitting in...I fail miserably at that. Lol
Thanks...as I've said on a few posts. I like having fun. At times this place can get too serious. And I think changing things up can be a good thing on the profile.

Don't ever fit in...be you. In reality, it's what everyone should be the best at.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/2/2018 8:08 pm

Stick around my fine young lady. I ran out of wine, so I'm drinking Tequila.

You know Making memories that you just don't recall. ....Tequila.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
9/2/2018 8:12 pm

Oh even better. Does to kill you make your undies fall off? Please say yes.


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
9/2/2018 8:13 pm

Am I the only sober one here?


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/2/2018 8:14 pm

    Quoting  :

Well, they're getting bigger with the workouts. Does this count.

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I like not having to ask questions..and for the record. I'm not nosey..I'm inquisitive. There's a difference..but please don't ask me to explain it tonight.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/2/2018 8:26 pm

Speaking of rambling..about the IM messages. I may have to bow out of this discussion early..I just got back to back IM's. And let me tell you , they look legit.

Here's one of them.

ker4two42347310: Hi im karina who is looking for some company and good time. Im very single and ready to mingle. Im fun to be with specially in bed.Dm me at EmailMesexybunny0513ATGMALE Textme4two42347310

She's only 29, and in Austin..only a little over a hour away, so.....

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/2/2018 8:28 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    Oh even better. Does to kill you make your undies fall off? Please say yes.
It's been know to happen, yes.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/2/2018 8:30 pm

Funny thing is, I'm not drunk yet.. Not sure that's a good sign or not. Am I putting my best foot forward, cause lord knows within a hour I wont be walking a straight line.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
9/2/2018 8:32 pm

I think that’s my friend’s grand daughter. She’s reeeeeeal cute but I think she lives in Montana. Just don’t mention the wart on her nose. Happy dating. You’re welcome.


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/2/2018 8:40 pm

    Quoting  :

Well surprisingly , this one hasn't asked me to marry her yet...but I think I blew it with her. I asked if she could wire me some gas money.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/2/2018 8:41 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    I think that’s my friend’s grand daughter. She’s reeeeeeal cute but I think she lives in Montana. Just don’t mention the wart on her nose. Happy dating. You’re welcome.
Again, it's Tequila..another couple of drinks and wont' even remember she had a nose on her wart...wait. that's not right.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
9/2/2018 8:47 pm

LOL . Now I know how to find a man. Find a drunk one. Who knew?


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/2/2018 8:53 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    LOL . Now I know how to find a man. Find a drunk one. Who knew?
Problem with drunk guys, is will they still be fun when they sober up? Just a thought.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/2/2018 9:04 pm

    Quoting  :

LOL..so true.. You know some of the best romances have started in bars..they usually only last 24 hours or so...but still.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
9/2/2018 9:25 pm

I have not trolled a bar in years. My younger days for sure. Oh it was fun. I’m afraid if I go now the men will ask me if I have any cute grandaughters.
What a buzz kill.


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/2/2018 9:35 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    I have not trolled a bar in years. My younger days for sure. Oh it was fun. I’m afraid if I go now the men will ask me if I have any cute grandaughters.
    What a buzz kill.
You're not too old..my mom called me about a month ago, told me she was going out on a date. I'm like what, you need my permission mom? go get em tiger. She's 83

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
9/2/2018 9:39 pm

Well, an 83 yr old is getting more action than me.


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
9/2/2018 9:49 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    Well, an 83 yr old is getting more action than me.
You're never out of the game. don't give up

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


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