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Those dang sex body noises...  

Daytimer09B 55M
413 posts
10/10/2018 5:28 am
Those dang sex body noises...

I love it when you are in a good enough relationship that you can get tickled by noises your body makes during sex. Sometimes it can be caused by having to much to drink and trying so hard to stay excited that you accidentally toot or maybe it is just the air that squeezes out between two bodies. Never the less, when you are with someone who can laugh at the situation and not be offended, it can really make the sensation and experience all that better. When a woman laughs while having sex her internal organs squeeze tightly with each laugh, and that is an amazing feeling when you are inside of her. I have had one of those type scenarios where we could not stop laughing and the sex just got better and better.

I know you have had this happen, so please share your experience with me.

Daytimer09B 55M
901 posts
10/10/2018 5:29 am

 It's Wednesday and we all need a good laugh.


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
10/10/2018 5:42 am

 I can tell you first hand that one should not be in missionary position after a large Italian meal! All that pushing with knees bent up is a perfect formula for .... let's call it Butt Music.
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Daytimer09B replies on 10/10/2018 5:45 am:
You just have to laugh it off because there is no taking it back once it has broken loose.

sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
10/10/2018 6:33 am

 I didn’t know what vaginal farts were until I experienced them. Was embarrassing at first until we both could laugh them off!


Daytimer09B replies on 10/10/2018 1:58 pm:
Yes, I have heard those before and I know it is a lot more embarrassing for the female than the male. But we really don't care, it is just a funny noise that happens sometimes when you are having fun. Glad you all were able to laugh it off.

mt001002 65M

10/10/2018 6:33 am

 Nothing like a good queef to make you just a bit more eager to push again!


Daytimer09B replies on 10/10/2018 1:58 pm:
True... very true.

pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
10/10/2018 8:17 am

 Here's one not yet mentioned- sneezing- and although it's not specifically a sex noise it does create some laughable pressure elsewhere
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Daytimer09B replies on 10/10/2018 2:02 pm:
I have never heard of anyone sneezing, burping because of booze but never sneezing. If it causes the down under area to put on a squeeze play I am all for it. LOL

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