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I am gonna get hurt BAD..I JUST KNOW IT!!
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I am gonna get hurt BAD..I JUST KNOW IT!! On Sunday, I had a "situation"...Emergency Blog cast, and the gist of it is I dropped the lid for the mouth wash in the toilet. I grabbed it and cleaned it as best I could immediately. After that, I put some plastic wrap on the the bottle and secured it with an elastic, and did the previous post...and left the lid and the bottle on the counter in the washroom. The cats were going crazy playing with a little rubber superball, so I grabbed it, and put it on top of the bottle of mouthwash, it settled nicely in the plastic wrap...almost decorative I'd say...  Perky Tits (my better half) must have thought I was just goofing around...why she would think that is beyond me...  ...but she went in the bathroom, and I heard..."Aww geez, can't you put anything away?"I hussled over there, but she had already removed the plastic wrap, replaced the cap and placed the mouthwash back in it's rightful place on the shelf. If I tell her what happened, it could be the end of me...especially because she has used the mouthwash since...  ...but I'm feeling a little guilty.Should I suck it up and tell her the truth? ...or maybe this is a case of "Let sleeping dogs lie"!!! Either way, have a super day friends...  lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS FYI...what they don't know won't hurt you, but only if they don't find out later!!  |
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WHAT? Are you CRAZY? If you say anything, you're REALLY gonna hear a potty mouth! 
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1/29/2008 12:26 am |
Don't tell her. Otherwise, the next time she cleans the toilet, she may just use your toothbrush.
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1/29/2008 12:52 am |
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don't say anything,too late now I'm a   and i'm here to stay
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your life is full of little dramas...lol...too late to tell...besides mouthwash kills germs...so not to worry about it... And thanks for the hugs...you made my day... Moonfire
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1/29/2008 5:45 am |
I sincerely believe that honesty is the best policy...however, seeing how that ship has previously sailed...I also sincerely believe that if given enough rope a man can surely hang himself with it...  I have never been bitten by a sleeping dog, it's wonderful how cute and docile they are when they are allowed to slumber... H. 
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No Comment....
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Play dumb, but "accidently" knock the open bottle of mouthwash into the sink. No harm no foul
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1/29/2008 8:50 am |
Told YA you should'a thrown the damn stuff out in the first place! But no, Mr. Frugal... NOW What? You need to spill that bottle - totally - NOW! Don't care if you have to pour it on the floor and then clean it up. Would'a at least thought that you tossed the cap after, but... And hell no - don't tell her! Or, IF you do, call the ambulance before-hand so you don't bleed to death before they arrive... Good Luck - somehow, I think you are gonna need it!
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1/29/2008 9:10 am |
~lmao~ i'd tell her...and then duck!!
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I'm not telling you to keep things from her.... but if you tell her think of the doctor bills, ambulance, the hospital, intensive care, rehab.... If you feel that guilty, do what they said and spill the bottle and replace it!!!     
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Can you still kiss her after she uses it , and keep a straight face ???? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Hey didnt I just see it is going to be -47f there tonight ...hhhhmmmm sounds like hell frezing over a bit .... Donna Someday is today.
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....... did I mention ! Dude, whatever you decide....... I know a lil spot called alligator bayou, where you can hide for a few years!
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1/29/2008 12:38 pm |
OMG that is funny... leave it to YOU my Friend!! I am just glad I am NOT YOU!! LOL LOL You are gonna be in a WORLD OF HURT when she finds out... and you KNOW she WILL find out!!! CUM CLEAN my man and face the shit! (couldn't resist.. sorry)
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If she's already used it, then I wouldn't tell. It sounds like your losing some sleep over this (I'm thinking I would) John Lee Hooker Recommended: [blog lucyjane78]
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omg, this is tooooooo funny!
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To late..... Suck it up!    The Swedish Angel What are we reading Those that makes me go hmmmmm
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1/30/2008 1:12 am |
If she has used it you have passed the point of no return. If you tell now..... it won't be pretty. Go buy a new bottle and switch it out. Just think every time you kiss her you are licking the bowl 
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An honest accident darling ... no need to ruffle her feathers. *w* After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009 
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 ...yup mums the word
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Tell her before she finds out on her own! Don't be such a wuss, one little secret leads to a lot of little secrets, not good! Ms Hills
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omg tick tick tick...thats the sound of the bomb going off or the sounds of the minutes ...the last minutes of your life flashing before your eyes   []   Seduce my mind and my body
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1/30/2008 1:48 pm |
You swapped it with hers?
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1/30/2008 1:50 pm |
OH I BET she can come up with MUCH worse than that!!
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1/30/2008 1:51 pm |
No Comment.... But it really wasn't chicken now was it? LMAO
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