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The "Blowjob"...
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The "Blowjob"... I have been thinking about blowjobs all day today...specifically the receiving of blowjobs, actually. But I've also been thinking about blowjobs from a larger, more intellectual perspective as well. For instance, why is it called a blowjob at all? The last blowjob I received for instance, didn't have any blowing at all...lots of licking, sucking, and kissing of Mr. Penis (aka Big Jim), along with much toungue flicking in just the right spots...but no blowing. I also question the second part of the term, where it's referred to as a "job". I've never paid anyone to do it, nor has it been a requirement for intimacy. I certainly view it as a great pleasure and honor to receive a blowjob and the givers of them have always seemed to enjoy it as well. The same cannot be said for any other "job". Contrast the above to what has happened occasionally during love making, when in the heat of passion with me on top I've lifted my partner's legs, almost pinning their knees by their ears...and proceeded to thrust aggressively with all the speed and force I could muster trying to reach in to the deepest regions of my lover. And then, at the point of maximum penetration, when it is as though nothing can feel better in this entire world.... pppppfffffttttttt, followed by warm moist air gushing over my balls as the aroma rises. If someone were to call that a blowjob I would understand it as having more accuracy in it's name, although I would probably never request it. I'm not sure I could find a girl who could pull that off at will either...which makes me wonder, what if such a girl exists? But, I digress. Although the name lacks accuracy, the act to which the term "blowjob" refers never fails to excite me, and will forever be a very special gift to the man (or men) in your life! Do you like give them? Are you good at it?  Are you a thankful, happy receiver? Should blowjobs be enshrined in the constitution, right along with free speech? I hope you enjoy your day friends...and may the gods of The Blowjob bless us all, whether be are giving or receiving!! lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS FYI...let me describe the worst blowjob I ever received...it was ABSOFRICKINLUTELY AMAZING!!  |
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7/16/2008 2:20 am |
I have never given a blowjob and truly believe I would not enjoy it even if I did. I do enjoy receiving them, however, and am happy and thankful whenever the event occurs. Working on my black belt in Kama Sutra....
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I think they are called blowjobs because to me...it looks like you have sort of a tube in your mouth like something you blowup...like a beachball or something like that...except bigger hoppefully...lol...yes...I love giving them...silly...LT Moonfire
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Do you like give them? Are you good at it? Read my Tag line... Are you a thankful, happy receiver?MMMM Oh yes! Should blowjobs be enshrined in the constitution, right along with free speech? What? Its not part of free speech? Why the hell do I keep going down in the courthouse then? Oh...Its the Lawyer I keep bumping into...LOL
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Me...? I am just soo- soo All men rave on so much when they receive them how can you be sure they are as amazing and so damn awesome as they swear them to be??  I just love the amazing power exchange that comes from being able to make him cum when I want him to and regardless of how much he tries to hold back..... its on my terms and when I say so... I guess that makes me a bossy sounding boitch...  being in his arms afterwards is truly heaven... and most times he doesnt fall asleep like a log  be well LT... you're the greatest!! tender hugs...m.
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I love to give, and I have never had a complaint. "Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened." 
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yeah, that and hummers--who coins these terms? Are you a thankful, happy receiver? yes hallmark needs to come up with some blowjob thank you notes Should blowjobs be enshrined in the constitution, right along with free speech? why not? John Lee Hooker Recommended: [blog lucyjane78]
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7/16/2008 5:08 pm |
Love giving head..and so far no complaints.. Sounds like your last blow job was from a Head Expert.. 
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7/16/2008 5:20 pm |
I don't know why they call it a "job" but I have been told I do good work! hahaha I love giving, but as to whether I'm any good...... I don't know for sure, anyone want to be the judge??
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Lusty, I am an ecstatically happy receiver of them... Regards, Alex
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Taurus, A bad BJ is worse than no BJ at all... In this day and age, I believe the art of the "blow-job" has been lost. Many women think that a good BJ involves the hands, but last time I checked a BJ involves the lips and tongue........not the hands. If I wanted a hand-job, I could certainly take care of that on my own (and probably better). Women nowadays think that you should be thankful for whatever they offer, that it's more about them "doing it", than whether they are actually fulfilling your needs. Sorry, but as a guy who has stopped women mid-stroke, I don't settle for something that is half-hearted and sloppy. I will not hesitate to direct a woman if what she's doing just isn't working. If a woman isn't in to giving head, it will show, and there's probably nothing more disappointing than someone providing a sexual act out of obligation rather than adoration. The degradation of the BJ probably has as much to do with men "settling" and/or lower expectations than a woman's actual oral skills on display. DIV "My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur
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pppppfffffttttttt, followed by warm moist air gushing over my balls as the aroma rises. ....... .......! Damnit man, you owe me a monitor! Milk does not seem to agree with it, when launched through the naval cavity and splattered across it!
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7/18/2008 5:31 pm |
My man loves it...he says he loses all thoughts... I love it too..he has an amazing penis that BELONGS in my mouth Yummy...
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Red turns to his dictionary and then thinks the better of it. Some words just have to be taken on their current meanings...their history long lost perhaps. I can't say I have such warm feelings for this sexual exercise...but then maybe I just haven't run with the right women. Loved the post though!
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 i am one of the best Ballard ...mallard... does that help   []   Seduce my mind and my body
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7/21/2008 11:02 pm |
hi ~~~Have Condoms, Will Travel~~~  .......Stay Happy, Stay Safe, Stay Well........
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Lusty, Have I told you lately, I just love you, man...you always keep me smiling. As for the questions, I have to agree with Moonfire that the first half of the name probably came from the appearance of blowing on a man's cock and has lead to many a poor young woman's misunderstanding and not so funny instances of us actually blowing on a poor young man's cock instead of licking and sucking...lmao...the second half of the name probably came from the many women who don't like giving them but will b/c they know how much power they have and with many a man it's easier to get them off that way, making it seem more of a job than a pleasure. Personally, I do love giving head, always have, for the vast majority of the men but there were a couple who were such boars about it that I understand how some women would consider it a "job". I quickly learned that if I didn't want to suck his cock, he wasn't worth my time. I'm currently on a mandatory hiatus from blowjobs b/c of my throat surgery. Those 2 things just don't mix well, and I know that the 1st time I get Mike's cock back in my mouth is going to be mind blowing for us both. Which makes me think that perhaps the "blow" part of the name is about how mind blowing it is when done well and enjoyed. I've also gotten rave reviews but then again, have not met many men who have admitted to ever getting a bad BJ, so I take that with a grain of salt. I'm sure that women who enjoy giving them, give better ones though. Big Hugs, LeeAnn Kisses, LA   
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7/24/2008 11:51 am |
luv to give them and luv the warm gush down my throat. i have been told many times im very very good too.happyf; ...\8
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 Just a little food for thought............. If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you... {=}
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. Sorry, what was the question? I'm afraid that I was distracted by the vintage side-bar picture... While a delightful experience, and not a requisite one in my book, I guess I've never fully experienced all that receiving fellatio can be, since I've never gotten a hummer while wearing argyle socks and slippers... . . Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.  And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written! Lately... .
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