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IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!!!
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IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!!! I'm a chronic people watcher, and the craziest things seem to pop into my head when I watch all the folks I encounter on any given day. I'm also kinda twisted, demented, silly, easily amused, bold, kinky and unconventional in many ways so please keep that in mind as you continue on to the comment section of this post...(that's a little bit of subtle comment whoring...) During the course of any day we all encounter people that make us go WTF are you thinking?? These are some of the things I thought about saying to a few of the very colorful people I've encountered recently: "Gee Hun, I think you have a lovely tooth, maybe you could try brushing it?" "I don't care that you're five feet tall and 300 and some pounds, but maybe<b> spandex </font></b>isn't your best choice of clothing to wear in the mall" "I love your thong sandles, maybe try wearing them without your socks next time" "They have a two for one sale on deodorant at Walmart today, if you're running low" "Have you ever heard of CROSSWALKS ASSHOLE!!!" (I did say this...well screamed it out my car window) "If I gave you a breath mint would you take it? Please?" "WOW, I can hardly tell where your moustache ends and your nose hair begins" "What a lovely eyebrow you have, miss" There's more, but you get the point. I know many of these things are judgemental, presumptuous, shallow and generally unkind to even think...but the thoughts were there none-the-less. What are some of the things you see in others that make you go WTF are you thinking?? Present company excluded.... lustytaurusLUSTYTAURUS  |
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I am an incurable people watcher! I love airports for that reason....and I love to make up my own stories of the people I see there. Your thoughts are funny...and you are right....you are twisted, demented, etc.....but we love you that way! 
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5/2/2006 4:55 am |
people watching is one of my favorite things to do! especially at the bar! TheDude.
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5/2/2006 5:30 am |
ROFLMAO!!! I'm a people watcher too!! You should see some of the people that come into the ER. I don't drink, so I really love to people watch at bars, people are funny when they're drunk
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I have to go along with Mycin cause I work in an ER too. Can definitely relate to the "you have a lovely tooth thing" A lot of my patients have a few teeth, mostly rotten GROSSSSSS!!!! I love the way you phrased this posting Mac
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5/2/2006 6:36 am |
 roaming the cyber streets of blogland  
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After she rudely turned down a polite ofer to dance, I told her, "NO, I said 'You look big in those PANTS'" Weather's here, wish you were beautiful. aRat. 
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5/2/2006 11:58 am |
Taurus, As you know we live in Galveston, Texas.Along the beach we can drive or walk along the seawall and you would be amazed at what you see.Like you said 300 lb. women wearing the skimpiest bikini's that were made for like a 120 lb. woman.It actually brings tears to your eyes.Either laughing or crying.Boy, it's so sad.  But then again it gives me and Mr.Bambi a horrific laugh. Lady Bambi
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5/2/2006 4:18 pm |
Agrees totally with Odds......
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5/2/2006 5:24 pm |
Eyebrow, have you seen that hairy bigfoot bitch 
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5/2/2006 7:09 pm |
i'm with ya on the spandex, LT - some people just shouldn't have access to it the worst thing about these people is, they breed like bunnies! King Nor XVIII  
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5/2/2006 10:38 pm |
the biker dude in the supermarket buying low fat ice cream , got a smile the lady with the screaming kids , who threatened to break off one of their arms and beat them with it , got a chuckle the guy in the gym who had just scratched his balls , who then shook the trainer dudes hand got a damn laugh
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LT, My all time best WTF? encounter was the older person who was dragging an oxygen bottle behind him on a little roller cart while he was buying some cigarettes at the store.  I did not wait around to see if he lit up or not, I was too busy high tailing it out of the store to put as much distance between us!
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5/3/2006 8:18 am |
I love to people watch..especially at airports when I used to travel all the time..spandex is wrong unless it is being worn by the hottie at the gym with a woody..
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5/3/2006 6:10 pm |
I love to people watch..especially at airports when I used to travel all the time..spandex is wrong unless it is being worn by the hottie at the gym with a woody.. King Nor XVIII
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LOL! I love to people watch too. Often I see peeps I want to call the fashion police on! Your post is too funny! Whisper...
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