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Be Careful Of What You Wish For ?  

gashcat694u 54M
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11/13/2018 5:34 pm
Be Careful Of What You Wish For ?


You see It all started about six months ago,
A girl, here on the personals,
posing as a mere mortal Human female.

lonely, to go out and meet some new friends,
she had a picture in her ad, of a rather ordinary person.
She even said she thought she was fat, we
started to chat about stuff
that we thought was sexy,

I told her the sexiest thing to me was to be desired by another person.
She said oh that's interesting that sounds like something I would say.

After a while, we started to get to know each other, Online she was very emotionally intelligent.
One day we decided to meet for lunch and play a game of pool.

When I first saw her she was not the girl in the picture............. oh no I said to myself.

She was my personal imaginary lover that could not possibly exist in reality.
Or could she?

I couldn't help myself I just wanted to sweep her off her feet
To take her right to the bed and get to work on her!

I didn't know what was in store for me, But she had something in mind
She said that since I was sincere, and didn't judge her on
Just physical beauty, that she was going to reward me.

Talk about superhuman, she could suck start a leaf blower,
man I sure got spoiled fast.

After that night she said that she's going to give me a taste of the power of the gods, the dream of every man's heart.

You know what that means.
Now I am a comedian,
that's right funny anytime all the time.
So I learned the number one<b> lesson.

</font></b>Now, when I talked its about romance!
and to just shut up and listen to a woman, and not try to fix her problems,

just listen, That's the way she works it out.

Now women, come flocking in herds.
The angel made me so irresistible to women, every day a new
lover with multiple orgasms,

One day I had a blow job, from a girl that had a chipped tooth, talk about getting scarred up!
it's rough out there.
Anal sex tomorrow, these new 20th Century women, their real animals,!

My angel reminded me that I am still just a human with no immunity to S.T.Ds
wow., I said that sounds dangerous.

Sometimes it is so much work, like marathon sex,
you know those all night long, threesomes foursomes orgies !!!
My weenie has calluses on it, my crotch hurts.

I have muscles in weird places that get sore.
I didn't even know there were muscles there.

My tongue hurts. from licking kitties all light long.
I didn't even to have to work anymore,


Everything was provided for me, food shelter, transportation.
by the Cougars.

All in the hopes that they could keep me.

And so it finally came to me....................
The powers of reproduction are absolutely the most powerful force.

Not on just this planet but in the universe, they actually twist back unto
themselves to make a full circle, which makes Infiniti potential.
I found that I really had a curse.

I could no longer tell if they wanted me for just sex or for who
I really was, they didn't even care about what
I knew or what was important to me,

I begged the angel to return me to my previous self.
She told me that she wants me to know how women feel, for me to realize that all life is filtered through the eyes of a female first.
They are the gatekeepers of the most powerful force of the universe. LIFE!

You see, this has happened before, check it out in the,
Bible Genesis Chapter 6 paragraph 3 & 4
Oh, by the way, she sure can play a great game of pool.

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