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JOKES, ANYONE!
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JOKES, ANYONE! Ok everybody i noticed that for a joker i have not posted any so here they are! 1-What do a penis and a Rubicks cube have in common? A-The more you with it the harder it gets. 2-What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A- A 100 dollar bill. 3-How do you get a nun pregnant? A- You dress her up as the altar boy. 4-A hot vendor gets startled by a woman screaming. She yells to her husband: Give it to me now! so fucking wet, give it to me now! The hot vendor looks at the husband with dismay and the husband tells him: She can scream all she wants. not giving her the fucking umbrella! 5-A guy in a trench coat with no clothes underneath is riding a bus. And on the first stop, there's an lady sitting at the bench. He gets off the bus and flashes her.The lady gets a heart stroke and passes out! He gets back in the bus arrives at the next stop where there is another lady, which he flashes, she gets a stroke and passes out! He gets back in the bus gets to the next bus stop, where there is a chick waiting on the bench. He gets off and he flashes her. The chick gets a stroke and then she walks away, smiling! 6-How is life like a penis? A- Your girlfriend makes it hard. 7-A wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: Honey i have sad news! The gynecologist told me not to have sex for six weeks! The husband says: sorry to hear that honey! So what did the dentist say? 8-A man goes to see her girlfriends father to ask her hand in marriage. The father happy and joyful says off course! And asks Does my wife know about this? Have you seen her? I have seen your wife sir! The man replies. And to be completely honest i like your better. 9-Why do vegans give better head? A- They are used to eating nuts! 10-What's the difference between a tire and a used condom?A- One is a good year, the other is a great year! 11- What does the mafia and the pussy have in common?A- One slip of the tongue and you are in deep shit! 12-What did the banana say to the vibrator? A- Why are you shaking? Shes gonna eat me! 13-Whats the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?A- Condoms have evolved, they are not so thick and insensitive anymore. 14-Whats the difference between anal and oral sex? A-Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak! 15-Whats the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?A-One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch. 16-How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?A- Call her and tell her about it. 17-What do you call a virgin lying on a bed?A-A cherry float. 18-How do you embarrass an archeologist?A-Give him a used tampon and ask him what period did it came from. 19-What do you get when you mix birth control with LSD? A- A trip without . 20-Why does Santa have such a big sack? A- He only cums once a year.  |
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