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Grey's Monotony  

thegreatjoebob 66M
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2/2/2019 5:43 am
Grey's Monotony

You know, that hospital drama. The OL likes to watch it and I play along sometimes as well. I liked it in the early seasons because the various characters would almost always wind up getting it on in the Linen Closet.

Where am I going with this?

Well my brother went down with heart issues in 2015. Me being 3 years older and of the same genetic predisposition as he, decided I better go get myself check out. So I found a cardiologist, and after testing said all was well.

Then, while I was at it, I figured with all my years of "social" drinking, I'd better have my liver checked out. So I went to a renowned specialist in the Medical Center. So I filled out the Health History part of the paperwork entering " 4 beers and 2 glasses of red wine per day" as my liquor input.

So in comes the doctor and he pokes and probes my liver a little bit. He then looks down at my History and proceeds to tell me of the health hazards associated with drinking.

He says, "You're headed for a Mack truck". And I says, "That's how Dr. McDreamy bought it". The assistant nurse type chick busted out laughing, and the doctor gave her the "I don't know what you're talking about" look. After a further short discussion, he turned and left.

McDreamy wasn't his real name but he was the one getting all the looks. As I remember, he had been in or happened upon a car wreck in the California<b> mountains </font></b>with no cell service in that area. After tending to and stabilizing numerous injured folks, the first responders finally happen upon them.

Then after everything is buttoned up at the crash scene, he gives farewell hugs to all, gets in his car and pulls onto the highway directly in the path of an oncoming truck and gets smoked.

The show hasn't been the same since. My liver tests came back all good. I still chuckle to myself every time I think about that poor doctor.

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