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A Tale of Two Dicks
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A Tale of Two Dicks So my recent physical, I tell my GP how becoming increasingly impatient and angry and making rash decisions (not the least of which is evidenced by my appearance on FriendFinder-x). She mentioned Wellbutrin and I said I had been scripted that once before in my life when I was deemed depressed. So I've been on it for a while now. The good news is I am calmer, and I drink a little less, and I've dropped a few pounds. The bad news is it's made my dick less sensitive, primarily the head and tip area. It seems like it's harder to get to orgasm and when I do, not much comes . Lucky married to a sexless chic... |
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That Mexican Viagra I got in Progresso may come in handy yet...
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Oh I feel like such a failure with my broke-down genitalia. Gonna go to Viagra before it falls...
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Here is the scenario. The Old Lady refuses to give up the pussy without a fight. This causes me to be pissed off alot, not only because I gotta fight her but also because I now have to resort to dating sites in order to find a willing woman to take care of me. So I tell my doctor about my anger and frustration and she puts me on an anti-depressant which not only reduced the hardness of my erections but seems to have curbed my libido at the same time. I dare not tell the OL about the anti-depressants or she will lose what little interest she has in keeping me pleasured with handjobs. And I have to use the blue pill to maintain an erection long enough to please her. And I dont know if its just me, but that pill seems to desensitize my cock to the extent that it is more difficult to achieve my orgasm. I think I shall learn how to knit...
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I can see it now...After 26 months on this site, with not a single lunch to show for it, I finally get a hit. Not from one of the throw-down cover chicks, but from a chick out of the Blue nonetheless. And she's hot for me... The question becomes which Joe Bob does she most desire? Or does it even matter? You would have to know me to make that decision. Unmedicated by anti-depressants, my libido is near-insatiable and my performance capacity is superior to most. But I am angry and frustrated and make poor decisions when unmedicated, exacerbated greatly by having to fight the Old Lady for the puss. You know, if she just gave it up freely, everything would be groovy...Wouldn't need no stinkin' anti-depressants or Viagra either. Pure unadulterated hard white cock Baby. To go through a day unfulfilled, without ever checking out a crotch or chest, ever lusting in your heart to be with someone else , ever wishing you led a double life with a hot stud at your beck and call. That's a complete waste of woman... The medicated me is not as horny and my equipment does not perform to standard. But, I yell a lot less and my blood pressure is lower...Circumstances have also forced me to reacquaint myself with a less-responsive dick and what level of help I need to complete my mission. The Mexican 100's I got in Progresso are overkill. So I'm cutting them in half and experimenting with how they effect me. I'm thinking I can pare this in half without loss of effect. I'll bet a lot of it is psychosomatic...But then it's like horse. Gotta have it all the time. Obsess over it. Go to The Valley to get more when you run low,,. I hear the FDA approved another female sex drug...
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And the anti-depressants killed my libido to an extent. So I quit 'em cold a couple of days ago. I can already see my patience has lessened, and I'm back to calling stupid people stupid... It remains to be seen whether my dick will recover. Be a damn shame if it didn't. Relegated to bottom status in perpetuity...
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A bag of weed, a case of beer, a little George Dickel some American Spirit
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Good news. I woke to 60% wood yesterday morning, and woke to 100% wood this morning. And I got the urge for another O just now and everything came out good. So, it would seem my recovery is progressing nicely. So too has my recovery returned impatience and toxicity towards my sexless partner. It remains to be seen if I regain the weight and whether my drinking accelerates to any extent. Better to be an moody impatient man with a good hard cock than a limp-dick sexless depressed but calmer man. I think...
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If I only had a gal with a libido, I would be happy and horny and generous and funny as all get out...
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So, my local girl has her city-girl bff with her over the weekend. And the bff remarks that she has to go home because she didn't have her meds, and then she mentioned Wellbutrin! I could not believe it... She told me now it helped her gather herself and focus, while I told her it made me calmer, made me lose some weight, made me drink a tad less, all at the cost of a diminished libido and sexual prowess. I gave her the whole bottle. Fuck that shit. On it, you'll be voting Democrat in no time...
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I'm runnin' for 100 'cause 99 1/2 just won't do.
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Man that was scary. Imagine going through elder life and not being able to orgasm... There is another chick I know, now in her 70's. When last i knew her, she had given up sex because her husband was no longer able to perform and.her longtime boyfriend had quit her too. I had a shot at her but I did not make my move on her. My bad... But I talked to her the other day. It sounded positive...WooHoo!
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