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Happy Titty Tuesday in amime!  

Apollorising58 63M
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7/16/2019 7:52 am
Happy Titty Tuesday in amime!



Happy Titty Tuesday in amime!

Boob Size Grades:
A ---> Almost Boobs
B ---> Barely there.
C ---> Can't Complain!
D ---> Damn!
DD ---> Double damn!
E ---> Enormous!
F ---> Fake
G ---> Get a reduction!



Drunk Blonde A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, "Barfender, I'd like a marhini for my heartburn." The barman mixes her drink and puts in down in front of her. A few minutes later, she calls him over and says, "Barfender, I'd like a marhini for my heartburn." He rolls his eyes but mixes her drink anyway and sets it down in front of her. A few minutes later, she waves him over again and says, "Barfender, I'd like a marhini for my heartburn." The barman looks her up and down and says, "First off, it's bartender, not barfender. Second off, it's martini, not marhini. And third, you don't have heartburn, your boob is in the ashtray."


I love you with all my boobs, I would say heart, but my boobs are bigger.


Happy Titty Tuesday in amime!
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Tmptrzz 61F  
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7/16/2019 9:11 am

 That's a great joke my friend.. thanks for the laughs today, and you know I can't complain..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Apollorising58 63M

7/16/2019 8:37 am

 Happy Titty Tuesday everyone!
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