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Funny Fun Tuesday!  

Apollorising58 63M
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7/30/2019 7:22 am
Funny Fun Tuesday!






Horny:

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me!" The doctor asks, "What's your problem?" The guy says, "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole'...give the wife a quick one, and then go to work. On the way to work, I carpool with the next door neighbor's wife who gives me a blow job during the ride to work. Once I get there, I do some work and then at morning tea time, I go into the photocopy room and crank one with one of the young office girls. At lunch, I take my secretary to a hotel and give her a good boning. For afternoon tea, I give the boss's wife a good servicing. Then, I go home and slip the maid a few inches. Then at night, I give the wife another screw......." "So...????" asked the doctor. "What's your problem???" The guy says, "Well, it hurts when I masturbate!"



I'm not saying she's a , but her vagina should be in the NFL Hall of Fame for greatest wide-receiver.


Neurosurgeon A Brain surgeon consults with prospective patient about brain transplant: Surgeon, "There are three<b> brains </font></b>available for your transplant surgery. Nuclear physicist - $00; Philosophy professor - $2000; Blonde stripper - $50,000." Patient, "Why is the stripper's brain so expensive?" Surgeon, "Never used."




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7/31/2019 1:51 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Good morning my friend these were all great and that last one..rotflmao.. loved it. I hope you keep enjoying a fun day today..
My wife and I like you and yours work to live but we don't live to work like some of my friends. It's important to me not to take myself to seriously and have fun!
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Tmptrzz 61F  
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7/30/2019 10:02 am

 Good morning my friend these were all great and that last one..rotflmao.. loved it. I hope you keep enjoying a fun day today..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Apollorising58 63M

7/30/2019 8:11 am

 What are you laughing at today?
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Apollorising58 63M

7/30/2019 8:05 am

 Have a fun and funny Tuesday everyone!
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