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Wednesday funnies!  

Apollorising58 63M
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8/28/2019 8:01 am
Wednesday funnies!






Nazaki Hi:
An American businessman was going on a business trip to Japan. He was going to spend a week there so he figured what the hell i'll get a . So he walks around and he takes her back to his hotel room. So hes sitting there giving it to her when she starts yelling nazaki hi! nazaki hi! So he figures I must be giving it to her good. So he keeps going. He got done her then she went off. The next day his japanese boss called him and asked if he wanted to go golfing, he said sure. So they were golfing for awhile when his boss got a hole in one. So the worker was thinking of something to say in japanese. So he had thought of the , he started yelling nazaki hi, nazaki hi. The japanese boss looks at him and says what do you mean wrong hole?



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vopesahe 62F
36414 posts
8/29/2019 2:28 pm

 very funny
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Leegs2012 51M
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8/28/2019 10:03 am

 Nice!! pic#1 Very NICE!!


Tmptrzz 61F  
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8/28/2019 9:45 am

 Good morning my friend thanks for the great laughs today..
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pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
8/28/2019 9:44 am

 Many you really outdid yourself this fine day!!! Loved the nazaki hi- have to store that in my trivia cubbyhole
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Apollorising58 63M

8/28/2019 9:02 am

 Just for fun!
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Apollorising58 63M

8/28/2019 8:33 am

 Funny or not for Wednesday?
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