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Sunday at the funnies!  

Apollorising58 63M
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9/8/2019 8:51 am
Sunday at the funnies!






Restricted Fishing Area:

A couple went on vacation a fishing resort. The husband liked fish at the crack of dawn; his wife preferred read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided take a nap. The wife, escape her snoring husband, decided take the boat out. Since she was not familiar with the lake, she rowed out the middle, anchored the boat, and started reading her book. Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside and said, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing here?" "Reading a book," she replied, thinking, "Is this guy blind or what?" "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her. "But, Officer, I'm not fishing. You can see , surely." "But you have all the equipment, ma'am. I'll have write you up." "If you do , I will you with harassment," returned the irate woman. "But I haven't even touched you," the sheriff objected. "'s true; but you have all the equipment." THE MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.



Three Hookers:

A night after tricks, three hookers who lived together were sitting around having coffee and discussing the tricks from the night before. The first one said " I had a fireman the night before and the other two said "How could you tell?" and she replies " is easy ... his hose was over his<b> shoulder </font></b>and he smelt like like smoke." The second one said "I had a policeman ... "The other two said "How could you tell?" and she replies "He pulled out his handcuffs and used his night stick on me." The third one said I had a farmer last night and the other two said "A farmer are you sure?" and she said "Yes, first he bitched it was too wet, then too dry and then he wanted to wait until spring to ...


3rd Graders:

Every day a 3rd grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!" The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football. The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah". The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have them!" Next day, the boy comes and the little girl is riding a new boys bike. Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his private parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your can't go you one!" The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl "Well, what do you have to say NOW?" So she pulls up her dress, points to her private part and says "My told as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"




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Apollorising58 63M

9/8/2019 12:29 pm
    Quoting ltrskr:
    Fisherman returns home, walks in the kitchen says, Hi Honey!
    Shes says, Have good time, catch any fish?
    Yes, we had a great time, left the fish at the nursing home, I know u don't like to clean them...lol!
    There was one problem, I couldn't find my socks???
    They were in ur tackle box.........

    Great post!
Funny!
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ltrskr 75M
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9/8/2019 11:48 am

 Fisherman returns home, walks in the kitchen says, Hi Honey!
Shes says, Have good time, catch any fish?
Yes, we had a great time, left the fish at the nursing home, I know u don't like to clean them...lol!
There was one problem, I couldn't find my socks???
They were in ur tackle box.........

Great post!


Apollorising58 63M

9/8/2019 10:21 am
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Great funnies this morning my friend.. thanks for the laughs and I hope you both enjoy a peaceful Sunday..
We are enjoying the last sunny days before fall at the nude beach!
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Tmptrzz 61F  
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9/8/2019 9:50 am

 Great funnies this morning my friend.. thanks for the laughs and I hope you both enjoy a peaceful Sunday..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


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9/8/2019 8:54 am

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