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Funny Friday!  

Apollorising58 63M
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12/13/2019 8:48 pm
Funny Friday!



Funny Friday!



A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menu above the bar it says:
dog – $2
Cheeseburger – $5
Hand job – $
He asks the waitress, “Miss are you the one gives the hand jobs?” She winks and replies, “why yes I am.” He says, “Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.”


The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was Timbuktu. First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination—Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a-huntin went,
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.


A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom, the man has no issues but the woman can’t an orgasm, she tells her husband it is because she gets too warm.

After going to see a specialist, he recommended that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel whilst him and his wife make love.

Begrudgingly, he submits and says yes.

After 20 minutes of love making, the woman is no closer to orgasm whilst the man is nearly finished and wants to hold , so the friend wafting the towel recommends that they<b> switch </font></b>places until he is ready to do more. So the friend is now having sex with the woman while the man wafts the towel.

After 2 minutes the woman starts to tremble and lets an incredible cry as she reaches the most intense orgasm she has ever had.

The man looks at his friend, and proudly proclaims “now that, my friend, is how you waft a fucking towel.”

Funny Friday!


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Tmptrzz 61F  
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12/14/2019 10:24 am

 Good morning my friend, the TIMBUCKTU one was my favorite.. thanks for the laughs..and have a great Saturday..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


ltrskr 75M
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12/14/2019 3:00 am

 Great funnies....


niceguy98625 53M
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12/14/2019 1:13 am

 funny!


hornyguycool 60M

12/13/2019 11:56 pm

 quite a cool pi so nicce


funnnnn1991 32M/31F
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12/13/2019 10:51 pm

 Happy Friday!


Apollorising58 63M

12/13/2019 9:53 pm

 I know I will!
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Apollorising58 63M

12/13/2019 9:52 pm

 Have a funny Friday!

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