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Cynic Saturday  

temptU4fun32 40M  
15 posts
2/13/2021 3:14 pm
Cynic Saturday


Welcome to Cynic Saturday where I'll dole monikers, nicknames and well deserved labels to the various denizens and stereotypes that dwelling amongst us here in Lustville.
We all have quirks so share yours in the comments and lets have a laugh because if we can't laugh ourselves then..fuck. I pity da fool.

Oh here, someone's looked a profile a dozen times and hasn't said a peep- a red light district window shopper.

That sexy lady who's profile reads as a self professed ' ' : with training wheels.

Just looking and like minded are code for picky as fuck.

Hey, open minded couple here... Riiight. How'd you beat around the bush when you're both<b> shaved </font></b>like a mirror? You're lookin' to cock gobble so say it and own it since you'll cross that bridge anyways.

Just looking? Could be a window shopper but most likely code for piss off and don't both .

And finally for today... looking for hung. 'Size queen' is misleading since you're not royalty. Elastic suites you better- stretchy so anything will work but you want to test the limits. I'd recommend fisting then..

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