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Santa is real, and I have the herpes to prove it  

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3/16/2019 9:23 am
Santa is real, and I have the herpes to prove it

Dear Santa, just a friendly reminder as your double checking that naughty list that although there are many unbelieving prudes inhabiting this dwelling, there are also pious perverts who blindly masturbate daily knowing your secret supervision serves in the determination and distribution of erotic gifts, naughty novelties,  and much needed sexual aids magically assembled by<b> leather </font></b>clad elf gimps lured in with Mrs. Santa's sugar cookies 'n' cream show that is rumored to have been banned in Europe for the use of smells, prompting INTERPOL to enforce the controversial 'Feminine odor v. Personal space' law that was unanimously agreed upon by the United Nations following convincing arguments from the World Health Organization that delivered a sobering testimony forever echoing the phrase "innocent until proven massenguilty."

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