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Pick Up Lines What is the best, cheesiest, stupid and/or most ridiculous pick up line you’ve ever used that actually worked? Figured I’d some comedic value to today’s question. So I want to know about lines that have worked for you. I’m truly mot someone who uses pick up lines contrary to my meme. But I do consider myself quick witted and usually have some kind of smart remark for every situation. So I was out with a group of friends at a dance club. One of my friends had had a little too much to drink and was being an ass. We had some ladies who had started hanging out with us and he had gotten pretty close to one, but in his state he ended up doing something stupid which really pissed her off. So trying to be the peace maker I go over and try to smooth things over with her and her friends. Of course paying compliments and such. She makes some comment like why are all guys dicks. I agreed and said, it is true that all guys are dicks, but you know how to tell the difference between a good dick and a bad dick? Which somewhat caught her by surprise and gave her a half cocked grin. She asked how to which I said, “A good dick pleases you both in the bedroom and in public, a bad dick screws you everywhere.” I was just being a smartass, but she grabbed my hand and said only the night will tell then if you’re really a good dick. So glad my buddy can’t handle his<b> alcohol. </font></b>Some of the ones I’ve heard below: Hey sweaty, how about you and me go halves in on a . Let’s Pinocchio, you sit on my face and I’ll tell lies. How is do you like your eggs, because I’m making you breakfast in the morning. What are are your best ones? As Always, Stay Sexy my Friends. |
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