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Adult Funnies  

Biggirll510 63F
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9/3/2019 8:25 am
Adult Funnies

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll<b> forgive .</font></b>" She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 21."

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs and she said "Press One?" So I did... I don't remember much after .

I asked wife why did she marry . Wife: "Because you are funny." : "I thought it was because I was good in bed?" Wife: "You see? You're hilarious."

What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.

A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday. I think she was pulling my leg.

My girlfriend just sent a message saying:
“helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative”
Does anybody know what ‘ternative’ means?

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