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Blogs > bendoon1 > It could be a true story

A winters tale  

bendoon1 67M
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11/17/2019 10:20 am

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11/26/2019 11:48 pm
A winters tale

It snowed last night... 😈8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8: - A feminist passed by and asked why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist<b> neighbor </font></b>complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist<b> neighbor </font></b>complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9: - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

bendoon1 67M
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11/26/2019 7:29 am
    Quoting Gina_L07:
    Stupid...that's all i have to say. You can inject your political bias another way.
We call it humour .
Go and inject some into you


Gina_L07 67T
387 posts
11/26/2019 7:19 am

 Stupid...that's all i have to say. You can inject your political bias another way.


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