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I wrote a dirty joke!  

Johnny53s 55M
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11/24/2021 6:40 am
I wrote a dirty joke!

There once was this young woman. Her name was cross-eyed Mary. She thought guys had two cocks. But she could never find it. She could never touch it. Until one day this guy named James came along. And he suggested maybe you should go to an eye doctor. Get your eyes checked out. So she went to an optometrist. And he found the problem and gave her some glasses. A few days later she was with James again. And she thanked James. But when they were about to have sex she was very disappointed. James could see the expression on her face. He said what's wrong? She said you only have one dick! I've always been with guys who have had two cocks!

Johnny53s 55M
Ask me for a photo
460 posts
11/24/2021 6:43 am

 There once was this young woman. Her name was cross-eyed Mary. She thought guys had two cocks. But she could never find it. She could never touch it. Until one day this guy named James came along. And he suggested maybe you should go to an eye doctor. Get your eyes checked out. So she went to an optometrist. And he found the problem and gave her some glasses. A few days later she was with James again. And she thanked James. But when they were about to have sex she was very disappointed. James could see the expression on her face. He said what's wrong? She said you only have one dick! I've always been with guys who have had two cocks!


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