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Justtrynafuck777 29M
4 posts
4/6/2020 9:18 pm

Very nice I would love to hear some more sexy stuff from you


Mr00Fun4U 64M

4/6/2020 9:39 pm

Enjoyed your story about crop dusting as you were walking the aisles. I had a buddy of mine back in the day that drank too much Canadian Moosehead Beer. Well it gave him terrible gas and just like you he let a few slide as we were talking to these lovely young Ladies at a Bar in Lake Tahoe. I can still remember one of the Girls saying my gawd the septic system is terrible in this place. Oh how I wanted to tell them that it's my friend who surprisingly hasn't shitted himself.

Thanks for stirring a funny memory.

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idblueswoman 65F  
830 posts
4/6/2020 9:41 pm

Thanks for the chuckle, stay healthy and safe.


SCnaughtyhungone 51M

4/6/2020 9:43 pm

Funny i have that same outfit in my cloaet. Lol


hardguy0051 72M
503 posts
4/6/2020 10:33 pm

    Quoting Mr00Fun4U:
    Enjoyed your story about crop dusting as you were walking the aisles. I had a buddy of mine back in the day that drank too much Canadian Moosehead Beer. Well it gave him terrible gas and just like you he let a few slide as we were talking to these lovely young Ladies at a Bar in Lake Tahoe. I can still remember one of the Girls saying my gawd the septic system is terrible in this place. Oh how I wanted to tell them that it's my friend who surprisingly hasn't shitted himself.

    Thanks for stirring a funny memory.

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You sure it wasn't Kokanee?


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
4/7/2020 12:28 am

"... hovercrafted..." - really? Interesting description of stealth.
Egg 🥚 sandwich 🥪, huh? 🤔 I know. ❗My phone 📱 has the latest scratch n sniff option on it. 😶
Okie dokie... 🙄🔥😅


MyBaffies 54M
4983 posts
4/7/2020 1:55 am

Farting is the basis of a lot of humour these days, so dunno why that guy had such a problem with it.

Farting in close company with a partner shows a healthy relationship. Provided they are not the type to deliberately fart in bed and then shove your head under the duvet. amp;

Baffies

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MyBaffies 54M
4983 posts
4/7/2020 1:59 am

And of course, farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

Baffies

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lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
4/7/2020 2:31 am



Ah, I do love bodily dysfunctions, and when it's a lovely lady talking about her flatulent deliveries I can just about piss meself! And it sounds like your arse and mine may have a lot in common! Well, yours won't be hairy, spotty or sweaty, and definitely not scottish mind!!

I often let a wee silent but violent creature slip out when I'm shopping, it clears the aisles in short order. I used to work in my own wee room, happily farting away, not a care in the world, until the lovely young HR girl came in to talk about a problem.......well, really, there's no where to hide!

I hope your isolation turns out to be purely precautionary McDote, and that you are able to generate sufficient aromas that even the Instacart guy is impressed!


luv2suk1966 63M/57F
1927 posts
4/7/2020 5:26 am

My eyes are leaking from laughing so hard!!! Thanks for the chuckle this morning. Farts are funny!!!

Have a great day, and be nice to one another.


WyoCowboy7751 70M
2537 posts
4/7/2020 6:19 am

    Quoting MyBaffies:
    And of course, farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Reminds me of the story from many years ago ;
Lady on the elevator rips a smelly one. reaches in her purse and takes out a small bottle of pine scent and sprays the elevator. Door opens at another floor and a male steps in. As the door closes and hoping to make small talk; she asks him; Don't you just love that they put pine scent in here. He looks at her with slight scorn on his face and says; Lady, it smells like someone shit a pine tree in here !


WyoCowboy7751 70M
2537 posts
4/7/2020 6:27 am

In the meantime; I once had a girlfriend; when in the midst of sex; would let out what I called, Fuck Farts ! Made it hard not too snicker or laugh; let alone keep up the rhythm as each stroke she would let loose for a far number of strokes.


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
4/7/2020 7:31 am

    Quoting  :



Och, dinnae worry about that McDote, I'm pretty guid at pluckin ladies' arse hairs oot wi ma teeth!!

Ah you do make me laugh, thank you!


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
4/7/2020 9:54 am

Your not alone hun that happens to many of us when we least expect it. This was a great read, as your only human!!! I hope your allergies go away soon, I have been dealing with them since like February because for some strange reason the weather was feeling Spring like and bringing out all the beautiful yet annoying so very early this year.

I hope your staying healthy and safe too, and lets pray this Shelter-In-Place ends soon..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


easy_going2014 57M
14366 posts
4/7/2020 1:11 pm

thanks for sharing

this one was funny

that's the main reason I can't see how "arranged" marriages work

if you can't judge that first fart from an intended lover, it's over

forget about the snoring

just sayin'

reminded me of this one

Bob's Burgers - "Farts Will Set You Free"

When you feel like school
Has sucked the wind out of your sails
Remember that it's cool
To use the wind that's in your tails

Fart, fart, fart
Fart, fart, fart, fart
Every fart is a work of art

Don't know where to begin?
Don't know where to start?
Farts will set you free

It's that gas from your a**
It's that toot from your boot
That hum from your bum
It's that loot in your chute

All that air from your own derriere
Come on and set it free
'Cause farts are liberty

What do we want to do?
Fart, fart!
Open up your butt cheeks
This is how our butts speak

Let's go
Fart!

It's that gas from your a**
It's that toot from your boot
That hum from your bum
It's that loot in your chute

All that air from your own derriere
Come on and set it free
'Cause farts are liberty

Come on and set it free
'Cause farts are liberty
'Cause farts will set you free!
'Cause farts will set you free!

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