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Random thoughts Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them. - Jerry Falwell So did MR Falwell actually think before he made this statement? Wake up earlier on weekends. Now you get to sleep in for 5 days a week instead of two. This is an interesting concept. Would we feel as if we slept in? Wrong is spelled wrong in the dictionary. Bet you looked it up.... While shaking hands with people did you ever think that the hands you are shaking with are also used for masturbation? Your mouth makes the same motion when you say "poop" as your butt does when you poop. Something I am not sure I wanted to know. You said "poop" out loud too to figure this out! Is the s or c silent in the word scent? Well? How does your towel get dirty if you get out of the shower clean? Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don’t save it for a special occasion; today is special. Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you without your clothes on anyway. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn? Do married people really live longer than single people, or does it just seem longer? Sex is the question. Sex is not the answer. Yes is the answer. Well, that is, if you wanna have fun! |
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