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Do The Shuffle  

QuitetheSOP 57M
44 posts
7/15/2020 6:58 am
Do The Shuffle

You know the drill from previous posts...

Get rid of those pesky opening sentences...why do words go missing here?

And now, drumroll...another joke of the day...

here we go...

What do you call a<b> singing </font></b>laptop?

A Dell

go ahead ...and another...

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a …. dog

Think about that one...yep...there you go...

OK put your device of choice on and let rip your music playlist on shuffle...what tunes come out then as your first 3 ...and no filtering out the songs you are ashamed of in favour of something trendy...be honest now...

Mine...well seeing as you ask?...from the many hundreds of songs on mine...

1. Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd

2. You Don't Know Me - Ray Charles

3. Manic Monday - The Bangles ( Susanna Hoffs - swoons)

and now we interrupt this broadcast for an urgent naked Margot Robbie...



and another, inspired by the songs above...

Susanna Hoffs then...



and 30 years later equally lovely now...



lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
7/15/2020 1:02 pm

Phwooaarr, JLo.....who wouldnae jump her?? She shat on Mr Anthony from a great height mind. The poor fellow absolutely adored her, but she used his fame to prop up her flagging career, then dumped him when she shagged some other bloke from a movie she was making. Bleedin tart, shocking eh? Who would do such a thing??

Actually, MR Anthony really was heart broken for a few years.......and how sad is it that I know all this?? He is the biggest music/pop artist in the world mind.......


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
7/15/2020 9:08 am

Ahhhh, good to see you back on your best form McSOP......I was getting worried that you were actually going to start being funny with those shite jokes!

I listen almost exclusively to salsa music these days. The first three songs that come up every time are:
1. Vivir mi vida, Marc Anthony.
2. Lo que te queda, Tito Rojas.
3. El que sufre no vive, Moncho Rivera version.

Sad, but true!

I reckon Susanna is even more gorgeous now. Few things in life more beautiful than a mature woman maturing with grace.........


QuitetheSOP replies on 7/15/2020 11:16 am:
Cheers lindo...glad after that blip of a funny joke in the last post I am back to the usual standards...can't say I am familiar with your choices ...but is Marc Anthony married to JLo??? I'd like a salsa with her...thought you may be more of a Highland Fling man?...and Gawd Bless Susanna...

QuitetheSOP 57M
122 posts
7/15/2020 7:10 am

Get those devices going...what you got?


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