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Blogs > SilyconBond > I'm a dumpster fire

I hate the world I left my #0002  

SilyconBond 55M
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7/3/2020 1:29 pm
I hate the world I left my #0002

Just got back from the gym. Like creating my profile here yesterday, it was the first time my gym has been available since this pandemic started. The face masks are annoying, and my gym hasn't opened the showers yet. I hate getting into my clean car sweaty. A towel helps, but it makes the seat warmer, and my ass is already so hot you could fry an egg on it.

My ass... My ass... Why couldn't I be born with a bigger butt instead of ripped legs. Out of all my<b> muscles </font></b>I work on, my ass feels smaller than when I started exercising over a year ago. So what if I could crush walnuts with my butt cheeks, I've never met a woman that keeps walnuts in the bedroom. What kind of turn on would that be unless she happens to be eating a hot fudge sundae and they forgot the nuts...Jeeze. How would that go anyway, "They forgot the nuts you say, let me show you something!"? My luck I would fart the pieces back at her.

It's hot outside...and I have to mow the grass. It would be nice to cool down in the pool, been over a year since I put my swimsuit on. After searching the closet, the chest of drawers, and even the dryer. I found my end of summer list from last year. First item on it, buy a new suit. Second item on it, mow the freaking lawn. I hate my last self. He was such an asshole by not buying the suit when winter was happening and I've mowed the lawn every week for the last year. Damn you Global Warming.

I would have just let the lawn die, but I have a HOA, and they are nit picking nazis that are more annoying than mowing the grass. " Bob, nice of you notice my grass is one millimeter above the recommended grass height allowed in this neighborhood. I really appreciate the ten notices in my mailbox since last Tuesday. Any chance you could just bill me and do it for me when I travel?" Nah, knowing them they would spend ten times more than necessary and only cut the front yard.

Mighty, Mighty, Out.

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