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Dumbfuckery 2020 - Thoughts and Messages
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Dumbfuckery 2020 - Thoughts and Messages A day in the life of a woman FriendFinder-x. As per usual “adult sites”, the men FAR outnumber the women. Understood, it is the nature of the beast. And I hear that some of the women may be pros – which I hear men mention quite often. So along comes a “real” woman and a TON of messages trying and vying to get her attention, land in her Inbox… Side Note: Please note that in RED are my noted thought responses to the odd, the funny, the WTF emails that I have<b> received. </font></b>No names are mentioned here, but the age of the man sending that response are. This is meant to mostly be humorous (I hope), and just let the reader have an example of what a woman may go through in this “man’s world”. I learned long ago, to “try” putting my “rules” in my profile on who I was interested in and who I was not in order to try to waylay the “not a chance in hell” messages. I also learned to use the Auto-response so that guys that did not follow what I was looking would “get the picture”. Sometimes it works… Here is the current Auto in case you never GOT it: Hi, This is an auto-response but please see read: 1. Local only 2. Preference is Single, white guys 3. If you are under 55, under 50 - NOTHING is happening and probably not responding 4. I have a FREE ACCOUNT: I cannot read profiles so you MUST send a pic and tell something about you. 5. Tell me what you are looking for. 6. I will not be calling or texting you until I AM comfortable. 7. As a woman FriendFinder-x, we get a LOT of email so you are NOT the only one wanting meet, so be realistic. 8. I am probably NOT hosting IF I decide we are hooking . So, any ideas for that? Thanks! Nonetheless, there are times that my INBOX feels like a 100-man gangbang hit it. And other times when I just laugh. The really BAD responses have included when you can tell the fellow is mad at ME for not replying HIM. Rare, but depending on , there are times that may call for a “Report”. Other bad ones are: “I love older women, “or “I love mature women”. Dude, kiss of death there. Just because YOU do, doesn’t mean I want do you. I’ve seen guys that actually hold their own conversation with themselves, even after getting the Auto-reply, that keep going, and going and going. Amazing. I don’t even have to respond; they are doing fine all on their own, adding to the narrative for days… Then there are all “Smiley” men. Or the ones that send a cock pic and nothing else. Or the ones in a language I do not speak Amazing, right? These are some actual messages copied from some of my with the ONLY editing being the removal of a name. No punctuation was edited (if there was any). For the most part, these are some messages that have arrived in my inbox, usually always as the initial first contact line: From many men: Mmmm How am I supposed respond that? Is their keyboard stuck on M? Are they eating Campbells soup? Do they need a bag of M&Ms? From a 48M: Can we fuck? An actual laugh out loud from me. From 47M: Wow u got the nice boob on here beautiful My other boob was offended. From a 48M: Good morning! I know I’m not 55 or older, however I do think we might have a lot in common. I’m divorced and looking for someone share adventures with...I certainly don’t want our age differences be a non starter. He skipped over the part where it was a nonstarter for me. From a 25M: Hi, I am xxxx. I liked your profile, please read mine? I am professionally employed my work brings your area. Think you could be interested in ? Apparently did not bother to read mine. From a 59M: They look good on you Wasn’t sure what that one was about. Maybe it was my earrings? From a 62M: Damn, it is too bad that I’m married. Wonder if his wife thinks the same? From a 46M: I'm lkng for some adult fun today I should have suggested English 101. From a 35M: I would love TITTY fuck you right now lol omg your so sexy May I suggest a blowup doll? From a 33M: Damn are those boobs real ? If you can’t tell, are you? From a 40M: Hello how are you?I'm xxxx well hung love eaten pussy and licking ass love having my face set on let's Self-explanatory mess. From a 65M: Nice pictures. I wish we were closer. I'd be trying to get into those panties... Who says I would share my panties? He would probably stretch the hell out of them. Then again, maybe they would be prettier on him. From a 42M: Still looking for single men and kinky? Who me, kinky? From a 45M: MMMMM I never had the opportunity kiss the beautiful size of tits,Hoping you can reply back I suppose he is still hoping. From 63M: I am a dominant Master seeking a consensual sub. I am NOT a seeking a woman who wishes be a paid toy. Still not sure how I was ever supposed to have an answer for that one. From 69M: Pure beauty of a super woman with a super rack and most necessary in true love making. Sorry women with unsuper racks… From 52M: 7 inch cut mushroom head. Want it in your pussy? Shiitake or Portobello? I don’t fuck vegetables. From 74M: Got my auto-reply and sent email: I CAN READ. From : write too apparently From 74M: WTF are you talking about. I can read what you wrote. I answered you question with few words. If you don't understand this you need help. What? Of course, I know it is an Adult Site with people looking to meet, make a connection and/or to ultimately have sex. I get it (or hope to at some point). I also like a direct approach occasionally, a no-nonsense, get to the point thing. An introduction by the guy SHOULD be a starter you would thin And certainly, there should never be rudeness, bad manners etc. I also prefer a with more than the ALWAYS typical one-liners, “hi” next , “how are you?”, next , “what are you doing/wearing”? Couldn’t the guy have gotten that the first time? Anyway, back my INBOX… This blog could have a round 2 at a later date.  Yeah I'm A Girl |
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Oh honey, you are not alone in receiving odd messages. Though I have yet to receive any this year that have been truly laughable.... Now that I've said that, just wait.   Thanks for the laughs! "Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who matter won't mind, and those who mind won't matter." ~ Dr. Seuss.
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Very amusing read McGirl. Guys these days have no class......I mean what ever happened to 'wanna fuck'............?? You may know already, but if you post your own first comment the site reads your post as active, and it gets listed on the blog front page so it reaches a wider audience. The missing word/number/letter glitch is a persistent problem which has been with us for some time now. The way it was explained to me is that some words and letter combinations trigger a the auto-review software and are removed. I've never really seen how the preposition 'to' can be construed as offensive in any way......but hey, clever people operate that script......But please don't look too dimly on the people operating the site, they're don't their best in the difficult circumstances presented by the pandemic. Nice post, well written, it would be great to see more from you. 
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8/24/2020 12:15 pm |
The flaws in spelling and phrasing are not ME. I write in Word then copy and paste into FriendFinder-x and find that many things are missing once its published. Prepositions, numbers, oddities happen. So please pardon if I do not catch them all when I try to edit and fix the forced flaws...not sure why that happens. Yeah I'm A Girl
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