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Cummming of the machine age?  

Paige_in_mi 51M
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4/16/2021 9:30 pm
Cummming of the machine age?


Hi all,

After years of seeing pron on the web of people using sex machines and this Pandemic running along at it's own little pace. I figured, well not the real thing but, I'm adventurous, let's try.
Today a rather large heavy box arrived at our front door, My wife knew what was in it, and to keep it from other curious eyes's she had to perform some strange slight of hand with slap stick humor like you would see in a Threes Company's rerun. (The craziness my wife endorses being married to a bi highly sexually active guy, with snoopy ) Needless to say she had a good laugh about it, when she told me to get her "stand in" out into the garage/ work shop, which I did.

Growing up bi, sexually driven and in an a family who would have been "Less than understanding." I had learned how to break down my "Toys," that I had fashioned into something that looked less then the sum of their parts? of which most could hide in plan sight, with only the more intimate of it's parts tucked away.

I got it unpacked while my sweetie put up a smoke screen. the Frame and welding look good, the motor seems like it it will do the trick. What I had thought was a fly wheel seems Turned out to be a sheet metal guard to an adjustable arm. So I had a "Wonk, wonk" it's But, then again...I don't want to wait for a aluminum wheel to coast to a stop. I have the main part in with my table saw parts, Drive shaft unscrews to tuck it away.

It came with a anal probe, and a 7 inch long dildo with some girth to it. I know I was horny as I also ordered a 8 and 9 inch dildo, as I figured I'd have some time to work up to them as my ass wasn't going to give in and open up that fast...Upon opening the packages I realized these dildos looked a little bigger and thicker then the picture a week or so ago. I made a mental note to pace myself as it all come with time, sexual pleasure,patience and plenty of lube.

I have find an evening with some time alone assemble it and then test it, I'll try for pic's when I get it working.

Though, will look forward the real thing. Take care all.
Paige

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