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The Glass Menagerie
The Glass Menagerie Look! Over here! My profile! Check it out. HEY! Come back! Don't go! Let me wow you! Too late. Did you know that you have around 3 seconds to get someone's attention before they move on to the next profile? 3 seconds. Because people have the attention span of a four year old. The irony is, there's literally nothing you can do besides dangle a few hundred dollar bills to keep someone's attention past this point. So even though it took years to become who you are, it only takes three seconds to dismiss you. I would say this is a huge error in judgment, but I already lost 90% of you after the first sentence. If you're one of the rare few who's still reading this, congratulations. You have class. |
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But three seconds is quite a long time for a goldfish.
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Yay! I have class! 3rd class perhaps but class nonetheless. Once upon a time, I could read profiles. And I read them all the way through - unless the spelling and grammar was too horrendous. But even a profile written like Tennessee Williams will not help if a person is outside one's parameters. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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