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Ball handling
Ball handling What is it about the balls: Ball licking, ball massaging, ball tickling, ball sucking, ball busting, balls slapping on the clit when doing doggy style. Two dangling wads of meat inside a hair wrinkly sack of flesh. Balls are about as attractive as looking at a dead fly squashed between a window and your fly swatter. Truth be told, I am not a fan of a lot of ball-play - it just plain hurts me. Always has, and always will. When I was younger I thought maybe it was testicular cancer, but I am 40 now, so I am guessing I just have sensitive giblets. There is no coming in like a wrecking ball for me - at least not for too long before my eyes are welling up like I just watched the end of Old Yeller. Seriously, what is it about the balls? Are you a LARPer looking for a sack of magic beans? Did you recently have spaghetti and wish it wasn't served with only plain tomato basil? Are you someone who fantasized being a ball-person at Wimbledon? Maybe you like tea? I am interested to know what it is about the balls that send people clamoring to get to the undercarriage quicker than a mechanic at a Jiffy Lube. NOTE: This is meant to be humorous. |
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