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The last time I was in the Hot Tub chatroom, there wasn't a bartender, or a crowd. Just an old man taking up a lot of space, filling the tub with bubbles from the 'eggplant parmesan he had last night'. I tried leaving, but there was a lady prancing around the edge, saying she was about to break our hips with her sexual prowess, and of course I couldn't say no to that. I turns out she was an unmanaged diabetic. She ended up having a seizure while trying to hold her breath underwater. We thought it was an orgasm, until she stopped moving. Thirty minutes later, she's being transported to the local hospital, awake and talking, and I'm left to fill out a police report...naked. The old man never moved. Just kept shouting 'Who wants to sit on my tallywacker?' Needless to say, I haven't been back.
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The last time I was in the Hot Tub chatroom, there was no naked bartender, much less one that I could tip. I would gladly tip you. A new massage room? I love it, complete with every possible body oil. Don't forget the special toys used during massage. Of course plastic sheets. I love giving and receiving a nice 'massage.'
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