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my beautiful dress came, but im too fat :(
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my beautiful dress came, but im too fat :( I have been waiting for a couple of weeks for one of targets Isaac Mizrahi special<b> dresses </font></b>he had (the one in the picture) knowing that i had prolly just purchased the most amazingly perfect dress in the world... only upward of $200 was gonna be able to get me somethin that was this perfectly not only looking, but flat out me! i mean look at it! It's black, cute, strapless but as you can see it has a kinda stiff fabric that adds to shape... but on top of all of that it's punk yet it's sooo now! i mean i have waited for a long time for fashion to be where it is at right now and in alot of ways ive been feeling like i was missing it but when it comes to this dress, this is my "i told you so" to all the bitchy arrogant drag queens i used to work with and all the magazines i read/used to read. this dress says "dressing formal in a casual situation means fuck you" or that's what it says to me  so when i finaly received the dress and ripped open the box and took it out of it's plastic baggy it was so neatly folded into and looked at it, my first thought was "it's too small"  but as i always do when i realize somethin ive bought is too small... i ran into my room to try it on in dilluted hopes that it would fit... i tried putting it on the regular way but i couldnt get the zipper up... then i thought fuck it! and zipped it up trying to squeeze into it that way (heh the only people who havent tried that here are the boys and even they have somethin similar they have done im sure... oh and girls who dont wear<b> dresses </font></b> )so i get it over my shoulders kinda, and sheesh i cant breathe very well! but it's too late now... i reach as best as i can and grab a hand full of fabric...tug tug, i start to wedge my inapropriately shaped ribs into this amazing dress... then the other side (i can reach a lil better this time) tug tug... Im getting it! this goes back and forth until i hit that spot alot of crossdressers and transsexuals hit when trying to squeeze into somethin where it refuses to keep goin... and it was way too late now... there was no fuckin way i wasnt getting this dress on! i tugged and tugged until i got the thing on! now of corse, i couldnt really breathe, and i felt like one of those women in the old days with corsetts and stuff... but i had this beautiful dress on!.... i looked in the mirror, this dress looked great even though i had rolls of fat mocking me saying "you dont fit you dont fit" wow! so i realize time to whip out the yoga booty ballet things i ordered from the infomercial (yeah i know, but it just looked like such a fun workout... if anyone wants to know ill keep yall updated as to if it works) and also it was time to go find someone to help me out of this bondage nightmare!  |
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2/17/2006 2:15 pm |
Time to call Jenny Craig ... ... pretty dress thuogh ...
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gosh i coulda swore i had posted a reply on this one... to gozz... thanx hunn yer such a sweety and to aj, not jenny booty! ** giggles ** although i still aint popped in the first one of the dvd's so i could get started on the stupid exercise plan
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