Tips for pictures!  

CurvyNerdyFlirty 43F
10 posts
3/22/2021 6:20 pm
Tips for pictures!


Who doesn't want see a nice cock! What we don't want see are a few of the following:
Toilets
dirty rooms
again, toilets
Childrens toys
dirty mirrors
public mirrors

Keep this in mind, for every pussy pic there are 100 dick pics!
Yours is not special, yours is not unique.
First off the best dick pics are taken after grooming, with a nice clean background (NO TOILETS) with a ruler or similar (think water bottle, not so much a Roku remote) next to it for comparison.
don't tell it's 8 inches... show , because 99% of you lie about something you're trying put inside !
It's like lying about height, if you say you are 5'8" and you come over and my 5'5" ass is looking you square in the eye cubical... you're not 5'8"!!!
Both are very things lie about!

Ok back pictures...
Nobody on the face of this planet wants see your ungroomed limp dick!
Squeezing the living hell out of it the point of loss of circulation is not hot! It's gross and looks desperate!

Get your camera ready with flash and burst photos, set the timer. get super hard, like don't jerk off for a whole day and then watch your favorite porn or whatever gets you the hardest, like throbbing hard. Check your background, fix it, push click!
Remember no toilets, check your background for a messy or dirty room, please no toys in the background or public mirrors, eww.
TRIM YOUR PUBIC HAIR! You expect partners to be hairless from the eyeballs down... first off, naw, not while y'all can't even take a picture of your unspecial cock with a dirty toilet. Don't go demanding shit without taking care of your own!

~trim yo shit
~find something to use next to it for comparison
~fix your background
~don't squeeze the living shit out of it, it doesn't make it look bigger!
~It looks like EVERY OTHER DICK!!!!

But that one is yours and you should be happy with what you've got cuz ya can't make it bigger or wider, or whatever... what you can do is your best with what you've got!

good luck I look forward to seeing what y'all come up with!

Rayateu 65M
261 posts
3/24/2021 7:21 am

Good advice.


NorthAz8inch 47M
9 posts
3/29/2021 9:36 pm

I hate videos that have fox news or football games in the background. Find some fucking music and then have sex. I love football but no it's not a sounbdtracck for sex


NLVPassionFruit 53M

4/17/2021 9:58 am

Cool
Your Surroundings Show who you are
Nasty Home Nasty Pussy Nasty ASS Nasty Cock N Balls


NLVPassionFruit 53M

4/17/2021 10:01 am

Hell
I JACK OFF to the News Lady
All of Them different Channels A Lot
I Thought that what the News was For


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