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Never a Cross Word
Posted:Oct 12, 2021 7:37 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 11:47 pm
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I was chatting to my mate about our respective relationships. I explained how my wife is a drama queen. Jealous of everything I do, or whom I talk to.
He then said that his wife is boring in bed, doesn't stay awake and drifts off halfway through.
I suggested that he buy her some toys, just to keep her focused.
"Toys? No... that would be really distracting, all that buzzing and moaning would put us both off the crossword puzzle".
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Foam Mattress
Posted:Oct 1, 2021 8:34 am
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2021 7:41 am
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I decided the old mattress I had was in need of replacement. I went along to our local bed store and spoke to the lady, she was very helpful, showed us the range they had in stock
Likewise, I didn't realize there were so many types, obviously I discounted water filled and air, so the choice came down to a few, I like a firm mattress and one that is stiff on the edges.
So my choice was made, the delivery to my door would be the following day.
The guys arrived promptly, even placing on the bed and taking the old one away.
That night was really great, bed was as perfect as I had expected. Memory foam layer meant no uncomfortable springs, it had a voice system that told you how well you slept.
The next day, my wife was going away for a few days to visit family... I lined up a date (as you do), she arrived and was very horny, so I thought OK, let's check out the flexibility... After an hour or so, we drifted off to sleep, waking to the sound of the birds in the morning.
With my wife due back in hours, I spent all morning making sure any lingering smells were gone, and the room was as she left it.
All was well, she returned, then it was time for bed... She, as usual, retired first, I was in the lounge having a sneaky look at FriendFinder-x. Then I heard a scream, I rushed into the bedroom, my wife sitting in a chair. I asked "That mattress just said you've had a woman in here!", "What ?", I asked... Seems like I should have turned off the intimate mode
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mistaken identity
Posted:Sep 27, 2021 4:10 pm
Last Updated:Oct 1, 2021 8:13 am
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She came to my door, I opened it to find this beauty standing before me. I beckoned, she followed me upstairs to the room she would be staying in. She bent slightly forwards and the short dress revealed lovely cheeks and no panties.... later as we both lay breathless on the bed, I asked "it was two nights you've booked in for?", "what?" she replied "No, I just called to read the electricity meter"... silly me.. The joys of running an Airbnb.
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