Christmas decorations for real, real life
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Posted:Dec 2, 2018 1:53 pm
Last Updated:Mar 4, 2019 1:58 pm
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" It is time to put up the little village under the Christmas tree. This year I am adding some up-to-date innovations. There will be 3 "meth" houses, 3 pawn shops. Every 10 minutes - a stolen SUV will go around the village pursued by 3 police cars - in a high speed chase. Every 15 minutes there will be a drive-by shooting in the school yard. I'm adding 3 more dope pushers. Most of the little houses will have robbers exiting through the windows. I really believe in realism and I think this will do the job."
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Need a Mr. Yuck sticker for this one
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Posted:Dec 2, 2018 10:45 am
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2019 9:26 pm
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I will admit sometimes a girl asks to get her feelings hurt by soliciting attention from a man when he is not the 1st to initiate the contact. So. Today I say "enough." He calls me 2, 3, 4 AM. Makes plans to be by. "See U in an hour" and so on. And I wake up in the morning and the 1st thing I recognize is feeling let down. Not a good way to start multiple days. I am strong. I shake a lot off. I had even mentioned keeping my expectations extremely low for his sake. Had not wanted to lose the whole being for a small part - sex - that didn't work out. He thanked me and then proceeded to push the envelope of " how low will U go? " I get a call this morning. Some awful hour that I did not chose to know. " I am going to come see you instead of being with 'baby's mama.' I want to be with U - instead of her - after talking to U. " I am not initiating this. I am up late getting fixed up for a guy from the site - who made plans and didn't show. Not looking for anyone to run into each other. And I don't do back-to-back sex. I know there's a . I know she's 5. So. Having relations with 'baby's mama' - when the baby is 5 years old - is an on-going mission. And I wake up disappointed. I already had a weekend of pretend holiday cheer with fake friends that left me wondering if I have somehow restructured my "fuck me" DNA and have turned it into a sign on my back. I have not stopped soon enough to keep him from getting on my fake friend list and quickly moving to the top of my " small, ugly person " list. He asked me to research the names for Satan. I found a few. The one that struck me was "Abaddon." It literally means "destruction." Well played - my non person. Do not just wreck another persons psyche - if they are clueless - go for destroy. You came to me as a man that had just gotten out of jail and wanted to get laid. I ended up in the ER on the 3rd of July. 13 hours in a waiting room. Missed the 4th of July fireworks - my favorite holiday - by the way - because I could not get meds filled. And I still said " please sir - can I have another?" This morning - I did not feel disappointment. I felt more of a release. I am not a fan of peoples who have a relationship to tend to trying to stretch the boundaries. If U are already neglecting a relationship to reach out for another person - that person at the end of the weak chain can expect little and/or no tending. If U stay there - more power to you. Stop the ride here. I'll get out and walk. I know it is still a ways to get back - but I have been here before. The walk will do me good. Clear my head.
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..And So I Thank The Lord - For Giving Me The Things I Need...
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Posted:Nov 27, 2018 9:33 pm
Last Updated:Nov 27, 2018 9:41 pm
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The Sun And The Rain And A Young Man's Seed..!! OK You Haters And Doubters - You Are Really Going To Hate This - I Just Broke My Record - 22 Years Old. And It Was ALL GOOD. So. Nice To Lay Back And Talk About It. No Coaching Needed. Just A Lot Of Yes, Yes. And Fuck, Fuck. So. While I Still Have Wobbly Legs And Shaky Arms I Am Going To Thank MY Lucky Stars That When A Guy Writes - " Let Me Cum By, I Want To Share Something Special With You" - That Once In A While He Knows What He Speaks Of. BaBy - You Can Tell Me You Were In A Car Wreck - 2 Days Later After You Don't Show Up - And It Will Be All Good Because Now I Know How You Will Make It Up To Me.
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Big Boss Man - Or - Thank You For The Kindness
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Posted:Nov 17, 2018 5:06 pm
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2018 5:15 pm
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As my world turns - I still have the occasion of an event unfolding that I don't know is cuming. I had the pleasure of a young man being in my "under 25 " club - last summer. I figure I was already being judged for one - so what the hell. He came to me and we spent the day together. I was surprised that he was able to hang so well with my group of misfit neighbors. Definitely an "atta boy" for the hang time - especially when he came straight off a train from Chicago to cum by. Just never know when a woman is going to drop you the dime. Then. I get a message from him asking if he can try the movie one more time. I am impressed by his follow through. I want to know what a guy who has had a chance to rest and reflect will do. I say " Hell, Yeah." The day comes. A couple of months later. So.. This guy walks in. Not a young man anymore. Guy Style. We do what we do and - um... YEAH. He is on it like a Boss. No young anywhere - now. And he tells me it is my "act of kindness" that has made him better in the sack. The way I am is natural - I don't have to contrive it. But to be told I have made someone else's world better because of this - is the Biggest compliment I can be given. He has considered a promotion to supervisor at his job - but does not want to act like the supervisor now. I say - if he goes in like he is complacent and takes the job and makes it his - like he did with me - he will have some employees having super orgasms of their own - with a better leader and a better workplace. Viva the man with the plan up his sleeve. And you are always welcome to cum by again and make me yours - Big Boss Man.
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Mama Got A New Pair Of Shoes !!
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Posted:Nov 2, 2018 9:07 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2019 5:29 am
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They are the Comfy Brand. 18 inches long. 6 massage heads. 6 intensity levels. 6 massage modes. And cordless rechargeable. So you can wear it outside and impress the neighbors. Don't bother Mom - she's BUSY. $60.00 Decided not to buy ANY lube this month and it cost the same. I GOT THIS
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The Answer Is Written On The Other Side Of The Building
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Posted:Nov 1, 2018 8:46 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 7:37 pm
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So. I am riding down 4th and Commercial St. And I see a warehouse that has written on the wall: "...And If You Want To Take A Stand All We Have To Do Is " Not a dot, dot, dot... just done.
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Friendship Epitaphs
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Posted:Nov 1, 2018 8:05 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2019 5:27 am
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It seems I am writing an epitaph every time I write a story about one of my experiences. I was taught not to speak poorly of the dead. Do dead friendships count? In that case - I am batting a thousand
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"Georgia On My Mind" and/or "Preacherman"
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Posted:Oct 29, 2018 3:27 pm
Last Updated:Oct 29, 2018 4:04 pm
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When I 1st started my profile page I had lost my sister to suicide and after 3 years had wanted to get back in the game. This guy writes me and tells me all the things he wants to do with me. I kind of freak but he calms me and soothes me with his words. And Oh My God (reason for Preacherman) did my world change. We went 5 and a half hours. He said I stayed wet the whole time. Well - yeah. When you do it right. He left to get on an airplane and I went into a well deserved sex coma. I wake up feeling like I have been punched in the stomach. For a couple of days I think I might be hurt. One of the guys sends me a bouquet of flowers and I am thinking how much better they would look if ALL the walls in my place were washed. And I spent the next 2 days washing walls and crying. I had not cried in 5 years. It was not a sad cry - it was a necessary cry. He came back and said he also was sore on his plane ride. To Vietnam - mind you. So. No one escaped. But escaped what exactly? He said he had had women tell him they also had cathartic things happen to them. I told him I thought he might have run in to a corner of my soul - I mean there's the bottom of the heart, the solar plexus, top of the womb. It should be in there somewhere. Anyway. If you ever get a chance to touch a soul - do it. She will bloom in front of you. The bloom may not be For You - but you will better for the knowing.
And for Preacherman: "Oh. God. Fuck. Yeah." - Now. We have learned our limits and don't try to handicap each other. But ladies - I'm saying - if you get the right setup....
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The "Stuffing the Turkey" DVD
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Posted:Oct 26, 2018 8:13 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2018 3:54 pm
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I have mentioned - at times - that I have not been on video because of my "Stuffing The Turkey" scenario. I have this recurring dilemma where I see a package being delivered to my home - on Thanksgiving. It's a DVD called "Stuffing The Turkey". I think "how appropriate for the holiday " and gather the family members to watch the professional "stuffing". As the tape rolls - I realize what I am seeing is myself - being stuffed by a large Italian cock ( my friend who wanted us to be taped ). It was the only time I ever considered it and then I thought of the consequence. Not that I thought he would do it. Just that when large gets involved - everyone one wants to see what it looks like. Feel free to use this tactic if you have an DVD of a friend and would like to embarrass them - I thought of it but don't own it anymore. Happy Hippy Days!
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The male stripper made her cry and says my name softly. In 4 voicemails
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Posted:Oct 11, 2018 2:30 pm
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2018 4:48 pm
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Yeah. I miss him. Heard these voicemails going off on my phone - between 1 and 4 . No one breaks up during daytime - I guess. She is crying - asking him what he has done. He says "nothing". If it's me he is speaking of - it has been nothing. He told me he could not compete with 500 other guys. And left one night. When we started to see each other is was 4000 guys. I always tried to make sure he knew he was top dog. I just said 'whatever' to myself and moved on. Now it's over 1000 guys and he is making declarations of feelings. FUuck… the way he says my name.
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Take - Out
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Posted:Oct 4, 2018 7:17 pm
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2018 4:38 pm
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I had Korean take - out food for dinner and a 29 year old take - out for a nightcap ( sorry BaBy - forgot to tell you to tell me if you don't want me to write about you ) He popped off like a fountain. I loved it. Named it "The Fountain of Youth". We laughed about wiping all the dead babies off our legs. I slept until 3 this afternoon. Thanks for telling me my security phone doesn't work - my friend. My life is good
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Poor, poor, scandalous me..
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Posted:Oct 3, 2018 1:54 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 7:37 pm
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I will admit - there is no shame in my game. I am on the phone - last week end - convincing a 20 year old to come hang out. I explain I am the ultimate adult / . Just ask my / parent - he will tell you all about it. My friend is laughing it up. All the sudden I hear this familiar young ( 24 years ) voice yelling my name across my fence above the garden. " LAURA. Come Out Here. We Are Going To Talk This Out." Well... I am already on to my next project. Does not take a rocket / surgeon to know if you don't hear from someone you were seeing - for over a month - you are not seeing them. And how many people do you know that if they are in their home and someone is yelling from outside their fence ( Funny. He knew where the security phone was when he wanted to get laid ) are going to go OUT THERE. That's a BIG hell-to-the-no. So. I did not go for the scene-of-drama. AND. I did not win any lottery of any size. The 20 year old opted out too.
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"Drama Free" does not come in a color. And No Dear - I don't want your man
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Posted:Oct 1, 2018 1:14 pm
Last Updated:Oct 4, 2018 9:06 pm
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I had a woman _ from the site - ask me if what I was looking for was a black man. I answered: " Drama Free does not come in a color. " She agreed that was true. Then she asked if I wanted HER man? If you have someone you care about - set him free. If he comes back to you - that means no one else likes him either. SET HIM FREE AGAIN
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