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That's Highly Illogical...
I Think We All Saw This One Coming!
Posted:Mar 23, 2013 8:02 pm
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2018 10:05 am
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Ok, if you read my post right before this one you'll understand. The FriendFinder-x member that I posted a text conversation with ALSO told me to Fuck Off in her following text messages. I'm only able to block text messages on my phone and I did block her. I also blocked her here on FriendFinder-x. About an hour ago my phone rang, it was her calling. I hit the ignore button. about a half hour later she called again, I let it ring until it went to voice mail. Her message said how sorry she was and how she "understood" how I was upset with her right now, but that she didn't want to lose my friendship and that she won't call me EVER again, but if I could find it in my heart to call her she wanted to make things right. REALLY??? You've got to be kidding me. The text messages I put up are just the tip of the iceberg with this woman. She needs help, but I don't want anything more to do with her. I ALMOST called her to tell her how I felt about what she did, but I think never talking to her again is best.

Johnny
FriendFinder-x Sucks!
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I Guess I Kind Of Go Looking For Them!
Posted:Mar 23, 2013 10:00 am
Last Updated:Aug 7, 2013 8:38 pm
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Here are a few text messages that I recently had with a female member from FriendFinder-x.

Johnny - I'm sleepy and I REALLY wasn't expecting to hear that.
VF - Is that right i wouldnt be mad at u if u took a shower with someone especially if u knew them first and were considering marrying that person for busines
VF - s purposes ill talk to u later sleepy head...sweet dreams

Ok, I have NEVER met this person, in fact this was only the second day that I have had text and or phone conversations with her. Now the person she took the shower with was someone that has been asking her to marry him for some time now, according to her. She tells me he doesn't speak english very well and wants her to help him file some paper work with the court and then he is supposed to come into millions of dollars. Did I mention that he's 84 years old??? ROFLMAO

Johnny
FriendFinder-x Sucks!
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Is it me??? Am I expecting too much??? Am I being unreasonable???
Posted:Jan 16, 2013 9:30 pm
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2013 3:18 pm
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I've dealt with my share of flakes and game players on this site. I'm usually the guy that gives her the benefit of the doubt, but that always comes back to bite me in the ass!lol Right around December 7th I started messaging and texting and talking on the phone with a very sexy girl my age about 50 miles away in Lake Havasu City, more on Havasu later.lol She is not a permanent resident, she'll be there until June for work. Our very first phone conversation involved making plans for her to come by my place and get to know each other.hehehe We've made plans on several occasions, but each time the day comes she's supposed to come by she's got a different excuse. "I'm going to watch the Steeler's game at my neighbors house" "I can't have sex until Tuesday" "I woke up this morning with a black eye and I don't even know how I got it so I'm not leaving the couch". Would do you think readers??? Is she a flake or a game player??? Maybe a bit of both??? Now, this isn't the first time that I've dealt with this situation with a woman from Havasu, she's probably the 5th, maybe it's something in the water.lol All I know is I won't be initiating any calls to her, if she contacts me and wants to make plans what do you think I should do??? I could tell her straight up that she'll make these plans, but she is going to flake out on me the day of. I could also just tell her that I'm not really interested. That's not entirely the case, I mean if she did knock on my door I wouldn't send her away, but I do feel like this whole situation is a waste of my time. I'm reminded of a line from a movie Don Johnson said-"My old man said to me before he left this shitty world, never chase women or buses, you'll always get left behind."lol I'm not in agreement with the shitty world part, but the rest is funny. Thanks for checking out my blog.

Johnny
Maybe it's my cologne.lol
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It's finally here!
Posted:Dec 24, 2012 10:45 pm
Last Updated:Dec 25, 2012 8:48 am
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Merry Christmas to everyone here in blogland and on FriendFinder-x! It's been a long time coming but it's finally here I hope each and every one of you has a very Merry Christmas or any other type of day you may or may not celebrate! Now it's on to the New Year! Woo Hoo!

Johnny
Merry Christmas and
Happy New Year!
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Let's get something straight RIGHT NOW!
Posted:Dec 12, 2012 2:43 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2019 8:09 pm
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Today is HNW, next week could possibly be the very last of all time, UNLESS some of you lovely bloggers are planning to still post HNW pics after the world ends. So those of you that don't plan on it, I totally understand. Those that are, thank you in advance.hehehe

Johnny
Have a great Apocalypse and a very Merry Christmas, if we get that far.lol
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Spread the word this season!
Posted:Dec 7, 2012 3:50 pm
Last Updated:May 24, 2024 6:44 am
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Hello to all in blogland, or at least those who read this blog.lol Yesterday I got a call from some people that tried to scam me out of all my money! Even if they had succeeded I don't have much!lol The caller said he was from the Federal Grant agency, the number he was calling from was a D.C. area code, but he said he needed either my checking account number or my debit card number. He then asked me what he could do in order to get a grant from them. I said send me a check. He said that they couldn't do that, they had to send the money to my bank account electronically. I told him that I wasn't STUPID enough to give him my bank account information and I hung up. Later on I got more calls with the person on the other end hanging up each time. I called my cell phone company, but they can't block people from calling me. They can only block text messages. My bank gave me a phone number for a nationwide Do Not Call Database. The number is 888 382 1222. My bank also suggested that I call my local Police Department, which I did. I told the dispatcher what happened and he told me an officer would contact me. About 30 seconds after I hung up with him an officer did call. He told me that since I had not had money stolen there was nothing they could do. Maybe a misdemeanor harassment case, but considering the people are in Washington D.C. and I'm in Kingman, AZ they don't really have the resources to do anything. The officer suggested that I could either ignore the calls or if I did talk to someone that I tell them that I had filed a complaint with the police and see what happens. Five minutes after hanging up with the Police, the scam artists called. I answered and a young woman asked for John. I told she had him, she said she was from the Federal Grant agency and I told her I just got off the phone with the Police and I had filed a formal complaint. The next sound I heard was "bloop bloop bloop", the sound of her hanging up. I guess what I'm trying to say with my rant is that most of us are smart enough to not be fooled by such scam artist's, but some people do fall for these things. Please spread the word and maybe some that might have fallen for such a thing won't. To everyone in blogland Merry Christmas!!!

Johnny
Merry Christmas
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HNW for some of the ladies out there.
Posted:Nov 20, 2012 11:01 pm
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2018 10:07 am
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A fellow blogger on here imfun269 has a Hope For A Cure ribbon on her blog. Recently I got myself a pink HFAC bracelet. I commented to Fun about would my wrist be the only place I could wear this.hehehe Well, here's a pic and we can all blame Fun for this.hehehe I hope you all enjoy.

Johnny
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I hate you guy's(my phone company).
Posted:Nov 12, 2012 9:52 am
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2018 10:08 am
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Since November 4th I've been having some minor issues with my cell phone(B@@st). The problems were minor having to do with text messages. On the 5th I was promised that it would be fixed by the 6th. By the 8th the problem still wasn't fixed and I was promised it would most likely be fixed by the 10th. By the 11th I was issued credit for a week of service and I talked to a "Technical Support Supervisor". As I was talking to the Supervisor the call got dropped. You've got to be kidding me! So I wait a few minutes thinking that the Supervisor will call me right back, WRONG. So I try and call back myself and I get a recording that says "Your account cannot be verified. Please call customer service." That's what I'm doing!!! Today I find out that apparently, my phone company "RESET" my phone, which also deleted every stored phone number, text message, picture and call history. To my phone company I'd just like to say-I hate you guy's, I hate you guy's sooooo much. My monthly bill is $35.00 and that is for unlimited talk, unlimited text and unlimited internet. As of Sunday I had already been issued $13.50 in credits. The supervisor I talked to this morning said he would issue me a $10.00 credit to make up for the loss of ALL my data. $10.00! I yelled at him. So B@@st mobile thinks all my data is worth $10.00??? He responded by saying that he couldn't really put a "monetary value" on it. I told him I didn't have an exact figure myself, but $10.00 didn't even come close! He put me on hold and talked to the "people above him", would this be the supervisor's supervisor??? He came back on the line and said he was able to approve a $21.50 credit added on to the $13.50 credit I already had, so next month I won't have to make a payment on my phone. I told him I'm overfuckinwhelmed.

Johnny
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I think we've all imagined something similar.
Posted:Oct 17, 2012 11:18 am
Last Updated:May 19, 2014 1:45 pm
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I'm trying to enjoy FriendFinder-x being the paying member that I am, but I'm constantly hitting "booby traps". There are certain occasions where such a trap is not a bad thing(lol), but what happens here sometimes is way too much. The new activity bar that has no use whatsoever or the activities box that pops up and won't let me remove it to enable me to go to the next screen of messages. Upon calling customer support, I'm asked if I've cleared my browser, I tell them I have. They ask me what browser I'm using and that I should try the one they recomend. WTF, shouldn't this site work with ANY browser??? When I tell the customer support technician that the browser I use is one of the top browsers out there, he tells me "Not anymore". You want to play rough, OK. Time to make the call. I get someone on the phone that is a one woman army. She makes Jack Bauer look like a punk. She's well trained in hand to hand combat, heavy weapons, light weapons, demolitions, counter terorism, speaks one language that I know of, can bring any man to his knee's sexually, is smoking hot and trained in IT. I tell her it's time to jump off. She's got her gear and is ready to go. We enter the building where this very site comes from, there was no security to speak of outside, inside we encounter only a few that don't resist at all. At one point we encounter the customer service tech that was so rude to me on the phone. My counterpart gives him a backhanded "bitch slap" and then draws a tazer and shoots him in the privates. He is now quivering on the ground, when the electrical current stops he begins to scream and cry. Ya squirt some tears bitch I say.lol We make out way to main IT level, my counterpart can't believe how stupidly these people run this site. A first year IT trainee couldn't be this idiotic she says. She gets her laptop hooked up and goes to work. Her fingers stroke the keys in an amazingly swift and determined fashion, but what I also can't really help but notice is that she's really working her cleavage.hehehe Damn! She works her magic and fixes everything and I mean everything about this site. Upon our leaving she tells everyone that if they let this system go back to the POS it was she will be back with "bitch slaps" and tazes for all. And we all lived happily ever after. What can I say, wouldn't it be nice.

Johnny
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Some women do that special thing, you know what I'm talking about....
Posted:Sep 23, 2012 1:29 pm
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2012 10:11 pm
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First I need to as she put it give a shout out to desertcamila. Camila and I became friends right here in blogville. Now when I say "friends", I don't mean the usual FriendFinder-x, send the invite, get accepted situation. Camila and I have gotten pretty close for two people that are 1500 miles apart. She told her readers not to long ago that I was her new BFF, and I'm here to tell you all, well I don't have that many readers, but all of you that desertcamila is my BFF as well. I did ask her if there was such a thing as a BFFWB, but we'll let that response go for another time.lol Camila is what I call a food tease. I love food, different kinds, different flavors, I guess you could say I'm the same way with women.lol Anyway's, Camila usually teases me on the phone by telling me what she's enjoying on her end. Homemade lasagna made by her chef friend Mattie, Frisch's Big Boy burgers, even different Hamburger Helper recipes.Mmmmm Mmmmm The other day she was telling me about going to a local gas station chain that had a chicken/buffalo sausage thingamabobber, and I asked what kind of bun it was on??? She said "it's on a roll". Aaaaaaahhhhhhh! It's like phone sex with food!roflmao Last night she told me she had a steak with mashed potatoes and brussel sprouts. Now if that hasn't been bad enough so far, this morining shile I was on the phone with her she reached into the fridge and made Pilsbury Cinabuns! Oh the humanity! But to top it off, she would hang up for a few minutes so she could send me pics of those enticing, sticky sweet buns. Damn, I'm going to need a cigarette and a napkin after this.lol

Johnny
PS Thanks for being you Camila
4 Comments
I guess this is what happens in the "big league".lol
Posted:Sep 22, 2012 11:00 pm
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2012 11:27 pm
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I've been playing email tag with someone on here for a little over a month now. She would log on only once a week sometimes so it took a while to get any kind of response from her. I asked if she was up for phone or text conversations to which she responded yes, so I sent her my number. I got a few emails saying that she would text me soon. Finally she promised one night that she would text me tomorrow morning. No text, didn't see that one coming did you???lol Today, one day late I got a text from her. I was told that the guy she had a date with looked like he was going to be a no show. Oh, so I'm supposed to be your back up??? Oh, did I mention she's married??? She asked me if I was straight, to which I responded YES. She told me her husband was also straight and would only be there for her safety and that he would not participate in our sexual activities. She said that her husband wanted me to pick up some beer and come on over. As I'm getting out of the shower, she texts me and tells me we'll have to do this tomorrow, is anybody else seeing a pattern here???lol Well, about 10:00 AZ time she texted me-"I have a question, if my husband got really drunk and started sucking your cock while you were eating me what would you do?". My response-"I'm no longer interested". She replies-"Y" I have nothing more to say. she texts-"I didn't say it would happen". Well I'll tell you right now it will not be happening, not now not ever. I wonder what would have happened if I had shown up with a 12 pack of beer??? I'm not sure what the moral of this story is, but for goodness sake let's all be carefull out there.lol Let's all make sure who and what we are getting ourselves into.

Johnny
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It doesn't hurt to see someone.
Posted:Sep 9, 2012 8:58 pm
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2012 10:17 am
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Have you ever known someone that at first seemed pretty normal, fairly sane, but wound up being way over the edge nuts??? It's been my sorry pleasure to have encountered such a person. At one point I even said that she might want to seek professional help. Her response was "It's my experience those who claim someone needs professional help need it themselves." Now I can understand how one would be a little upset that someone suggests they need such help, but you also have to wonder if she has so much experience with that suggestion how many people have actually said the same thing to this person??? I'm sure some have thought it but never said anything. Maybe this is a wake up call for some. If friends and loved ones are making such suggestions, maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea to go see someone about it.

Johnny
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This site is better than Pay Per View.
Posted:Sep 8, 2012 8:41 pm
Last Updated:Sep 17, 2012 8:15 pm
11593 Views

I have seen all kinds of things go on here on FriendFinder-x. I have had people from Nigeria, Russia and even here in the States try and scam me out of money. Luckily I saw the con. I've gone to meet up with a female member and was told to call her from the front of her building so she could come let me in. When I called she said "You know this is going to be $40 right???". Of course I told her I was no longer interested. I've had a female member not show up for a meet because she got arrested for soliciting an undercover police officer. I've heard from other members that drug deals actually go down in some of the chat rooms. But there are some member's on FriendFinder-x that are perfect for the Jerry Springer show. I'm not kidding. I have to wonder if some of the things you see, hear and or read about are not just made up. But who could make up such things. FriendFinder-x should put together their own reality show. I don't watch reality TV, but I would watch that. Tell me, what kinds of things have you run across here on FriendFinder-x??? I'm sure I've only scratched the surface.lol

Johnny
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