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Truth can be stranger than fiction
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Posted:Jun 22, 2014 4:03 pm
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2014 10:57 pm
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I recently left a comment on a “sweet” fellow bloggers post with a brief summary to the story I’m about to tell.
I have wanted to tell the story for awhile because for one thing it’s true and for another it should give the readers of it insight into me.
If you make it to the end leave me a comment letting me know if you could see yourself doing this.
About ten years ago on a Friday night my then fiancé and I ordered some food for a “relaxing” start to a well deserved weekend off of work. I had been very tired in the past few weeks and it seemed to hinder my performance a bit so I quick talk with the “Doc” got me a sample of the notorious blue pill.
We lounged on the living room floor enjoying our food picnic style. She was eating her salad and I my double pepperoni pizza while we watched a movie and I took the full dose not remembering that the Doc told me to cut it in half.
When the movie finished it had started to rain so we went out onto the deck to listen to it fall though the trees.
Early summer night, light rain falling through the trees, clean air with the slight smell of honeysuckle in the breeze. Oh and a cock hard enough to bust a concrete block. I stand behind her while she holds onto the handrail and begin to kiss the back of her neck as she feels my hardness pressing against her as my kiss moves to her earlobe.
She removes a hand from the rail and with more grace than I had ever seen from her, drops both of our pajama bottoms to the floor at the same time. My hands slid up inside her top and cup her breasts as I entered her, my cock throbbing harder than it had in years I pulled her onto my like I never had before. The strengthening storm masked the sounds of our moans as animal lust took us over and we bagan slamming our bodies into one another until a sudden flash of lightning and a blast of thunder brought us back to our senses and we decided to continue this in the bedroom.
Leaving her bottoms on the deck she ran upstairs stripping off her top on the way I tried to follow but stumbled on my bottoms as they were still around my ankles which allowed her to take the lead. When I caught up to her in the bedroom she was on all fours on the bed urging me to continue where we left off. No sooner I entered her a burning pressure in my chest broke all concentration.
Heartburn?
Now?
WTF?
I rolled off of her and asked if she could get the antacids from the master bathroom 6 feet away from the bed. She was halfway there and my left arm began getting “pins and needles”. Now knowing what this was I told her to instead get the aspirin and call for the paramedics.
Yes I was having a heart attack and yes it was a massive one.
Paramedics show up and rush me to the hospital as my pulse was still erratic. In triage the dreaded questions came up…
”Are you taking any medications?” The nurse asks
“Yes 100mg of Viagra a handful of aspirin and the paramedics gave me nitro.”
“Viagra? Were you having sex when this happened?”
“Was he ever! …..Damn!” My fiancé exclaims.
Nurse laughs and I’m on my way for an angioplasty and to be admitted for observation over the weekend…….
Saturday morning I wake feeling ten years younger. I want to jump out of bed and go for a walk but I notice I have wires all over me and an IV in my arm so I stay in bed and contemplate what just happened to me when a nurse walks in.
“Morning tiger! How are you feeling?” (I find out in a later conversation that gossip of my fiancés reply made it all the way up from the ER and has been the talk of the floor amongst the nurses)
“I feel great! But I’m not sure I can just lie here all day.” I reply.
“That’s no problem you are being monitored wirelessly because the doctor wants you up and walking around as much as you can so as soon as we check your incision you can get up.”
As she bends over to get replacement gauze out of the cabinet I notice that part of me is getting up to greet the day already. When she lifts the sheets to check my incision she thankfully saved me the embarrassment by not commenting on the tent I was pitching right next to her hands. …right away.
“Looks good” the nurse says as she clears her throat.
“So my incision is okay?” I ask.
“Oh that too” she smiles as she covers me back up. “Your fiancé asked that we call her as soon as you’re awake. Are you ready for a visitor?”
“Are you kidding me? I’m ready to get out of here.”
“Easy tiger. The doctor wants to talk to you on Monday before you are released.” “I’ll have the nurses’ station call your fiancé and then help you get out of bed while you wait for her.” As she walks out of the room.
An hour, a walk, and an interesting conversation later my fiancé arrives.
“How are you?” She asks.
“I feel great, 10 years younger. I just want to go home and pick up where we left off.”
“I’m not so sure we should be doing that, you just had a heart attack and I think I’d be scared that you’d have another.”
“Well I’m already in the hospital. We can test it out here and if something happens the nurses will see it on the monitor.”
“I don’t know.” As she slips her hand under the sheet I become rock hard in an instant. “Maybe we could try it in the bathroom?”
I was out of bed in one movement grabbing my IV stand and whisking over to the bathroom in a flash before she had a chance to change her mind.
We assume the same position we were in the night before on the deck but with her hands on the sink this time and both of us looking at each other in the mirror her jeans pulled down in an instant and we were going at it like never before.
Trying to keep our voices down for fear of alerting the nurses she bites her lip until she can’t keep it in any longer “Oh jessssu…we’re gonna break the sssinn Oh god! Yes!” First time we ever came together. She quickly pulls her jeans back up and says “Let go check your monitor at the nurses’ station and see what it looks like.”
We both somewhat gather our composure and run to the monitor to see that my heart rate only hit 110 and my O2 was well within normal limits. Not even a bead of sweat on my forehead.
“So…Checking out the new plumbing already?” My nurse standing behind us smirks.
We all laugh for a second and then head back to my room.
Needless to say by the time I left on Monday there was no doubt that she had nothing to worry about.
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Happy Friday!
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Posted:Jun 20, 2014 3:49 am
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2015 6:59 pm
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So I'm finishing my first week working my new job. It's very interesting and I'm excited to be learning again but it's also taking it's toll on my nerves.
My divorce is moving along smoothly with very little disagreements on either side and it won't be long until I am once again a free man.
I have so many things that are going well for me right now that I feel a celebration is in order.....
Maybe in a few weeks...
Relaxing around the pool this weekend sounds like what I really need.
Have any plans for the weekend?
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R116 Answer
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Posted:Jun 11, 2014 3:54 pm
Last Updated:Dec 14, 2014 11:01 pm
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R 116
Question:
What advice would you give to those new to online dating when comes time to take that step and actually meet someone?
Answer:
Be yourself. Even if it's meant to only be a "one time hookup" you never know, you may have found a great person that you want to keep around for awhile.
Be honest. Everyone is here for their own reasons. Make your intentions clear. Don't ask for the ham sandwich if you’re really looking for the fillet.
Be polite. Everyone deserves respect, and if you give it you will most likely get it in return.
Be safe. There are a lot of crazies and users out there and sometimes you don't know if you've found one.
(Even after you marry them!) 
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Questions, Questions, Questions
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Posted:Jun 6, 2014 6:19 am
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2016 1:21 am
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So here’s a good idea that a few fellow bloggers came up with and even though I normally don’t follow the crowd I thought it was an awesome idea and would like to contribute.
If you wanted to ask me a question without anyone knowing, you'll get to! Here’s a fun way to do it.
Post your question as a comment and give me a number with a letter. Your comment will not be published but will be answered on an upcoming blog. Just keep in mind, I will not post personal information like my phone number, real name, address, etc.
Then, you do the same on your blog, if you have a blog, of course.
Also if your already doing this please leave a comment with permission for me to you and I will be happy to link yours here as well!
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Email etiquette (Yet another example)
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Posted:Jun 3, 2014 9:03 pm
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2014 2:31 am
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So recently I had another example of how I think messages on this site should be treated when you can.
So a bit of history.
As we all do I receive my share of flirts and "Hot Lists" on a daily basis and I do check them out everyday as I love to flirt and be flirted with.
Well....I receive a flirt from this guy and see that he is somewhat local to me. As I'm not interested in flirting with men I smiled and went on with my usual FriendFinder-x tasks.
So a day or two later I receive a message from said "Gentleman"
And with his permission here is the first part of the conversation that followed:
Gentleman
hey bud. great pics.
Me
Thank you.
Gentleman
hope you don't mind chatting with a dude.
Me
I don't mind talking with anyone. I don't discriminate.
Why should anyone be offended by a compliment?
Gentleman
I agree. I just joined and this site seems pretty ok. You have good luck on here? Seems like a good place to find a "buddy".
Me
For the most part, you get what you give. If you show someone respect you will usually get it in return. The big thing is everyone is here for their own reasons. I'm sure you will run into some "crazies" or scams but there pretty easy to weed out of the genuine people. I've met allot of great friends here and learned allot from some of the strangest places but as I'm fairly particular in what I'm looking for it has taken some time to find it. Now that I have I'm mostly here to blog and continue to talk with like minded people.
Gentleman
That's good advice. I'm trying to open myself up for a more fun sex life -- not as easy as it sounds. I just started reading your blog. Nice storytelling and have to admit it got me hard as hell. I'm sure you get that a lot. I'm "Gentleman" -- just a hardworking low-key guy.
Me
Hello "Gentleman", thanks again for yet another compliment.
Gentleman
you're welcome. gonna rub one out now to one of your hot stories. picturing you in there helps a lot.
Me
LOL Well please be sure to leave a comment as they help to promote the blog.
Happy rubbing.
The conversation went on from there and was polite and filled with chuckles all the way through.
My point is:
Weather you want to have sex with someone or not being polite and giving someone the common courtesy they deserve can pay off much more than being rude or simply ignoring them when a lot of the times they just want to talk.
After the week I've had I can use all the good people I can get.
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Finger My Ass for HNW Results
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Posted:Jun 2, 2014 4:05 pm
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2014 2:31 am
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So the voting ended yesterday and it was a landslide.
4/1 that my ass is the one one the left.
So without further adieu............
My ass is the one on the....................
LEFT!!!! You ladies sure know your asses!
As only one of you picked a date for my HNW it looks like I will be posting a half naked soccer photo next week.
Thanks for playing!
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Passing
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Posted:May 28, 2014 9:02 pm
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2014 2:33 am
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My father past away today and although it's hard to think that I won't be able to see him or talk with him on my way home from work everyday I know that he will be with me everyday of my life because he helped make me what I am today and will always be a part of me.
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To The Fallen
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Posted:May 23, 2014 7:41 pm
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2015 7:07 pm
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My fallen brothers,
Not a day goes by that I am not reminded that your sacrifice is the reason I can live my life the way I choose. One look in my daughters’ eyes fills me with the pride of knowing the things we’ve done in the name of freedom mattered at home and abroad.
If laying down my life would have brought you home to witness the same I would have gladly paid that price.
Your memories and deeds will live on as I teach my the cost of her freedom.
Thank you.
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Boulder Colorado
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Posted:May 6, 2014 1:22 am
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2014 2:34 am
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A sweet friendly blogger suggested I post about places I have been and since I have had the opportunity to travel all over the globe I thought that may be a good idea.
Probably best if I started with places where I was armed with a camera instead of a riffle though.
A previous job gave me the chance to visit Boulder, Colorado 2-3 time each year and although I rarely got a chance to see the sites there were a few time that I did.
Have you ever been there?
If not here are a few reasons to add it to your travel plans.
1.The Rib "place" (not allowed to name it but it is the only one in Prospect, Co.)
Best Kansas city style ribs to ever pass your lips. (I tried talking the owner into calling them “Colorado Style” so KC could save face.)
2.The "#######" Hotel-Estes Park, Co.
Not only a very beautiful hotel, this was the inspiration for the book “The Shining”. For those of us who are sensitive to places like that the feeling is electric and worth a tour.(Although there’s no way in hell I’d ever sleep there.)
3.The Wildlife-Absolutely Everywhere. Here are a few critters I captured. (On film anyway).
4.The Majestic Views- Rocky Mountain National Park. Pictures say it all here.
Last and certainly least. (as if you needed another reason.)
5. The crazy ASS tourists. (Yes one of those is me!)
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Have a Happy Cinco De Mayo
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Posted:May 4, 2014 1:37 pm
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2014 2:34 am
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Anytime to enjoy a good margarita is a good time.
Unfortunately I let this time sneek up on me and have no one to share one with.
Anyone care to join me for a cyberita?
I make good virgin ones as well. How do you like it?
Bottoms up!
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