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In that spot...
Posted:Feb 10, 2022 2:22 pm
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2022 3:23 pm
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When we first came on FriendFinder-x there was a nice selection of people. Lots of men to pick from. These days that number has dwindled a little. How hard could it be to find STD screened males that want to cum in the wife multiple times? Do some double vaginal? DP? Gang bangs? Turns out it is far more difficult that we expected.

What we want isn't that difficult, just pick one:
Multi-cummer
Big Cock
Virgins (18-19 years old)
Subs
Fun and functional

Just needs to be STD free.
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Instant Not-Interested in types
Posted:Nov 14, 2021 4:01 pm
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2021 4:02 pm
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If you:
-Have a user name that promotes illegal drug use
-Have cock pics with STDs
-Have a profile with nothing written or is just tasteless
-Have anything that comes across as ego driven.

WE'RE NOT INTERESTED...

Other instant Bans:
-Spamming our broadcast chat with cock pics.
-Being disrespectful via message or chat.
-Being a male over our age cap.

Honestly, if people just read our profile before messaging us and actually understood it we wouldn't have 30 pages of people banned from our page and broadcast.
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The irony
Posted:Sep 24, 2021 1:46 pm
Last Updated:Nov 5, 2021 1:38 pm
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Guys: I want to fuck your wife.
Us: Ok, tell us a little about yourself.
Guys:.......nothing..

Can't make this crap up.
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Did you know?
Posted:Dec 30, 2020 7:14 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2021 4:41 pm
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If you are watching our cam show and you start talking about:
Licking my wife's ass
Licking my wife's feet/toes
Fisting requests
Urination requests
Squirting requests (she doesn't squirt)
Fingering ass requests
Spamming with your cam
Spamming with stupid comments
Making loads of requests and not tipping
Attacking/insulting us or other viewers (come on, if you are talking smack to us, why even watch? That jealous that you aren't getting the wife like I am? Being a dick means you probably won't ever get a wife)

YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF BANNED.
won't matter if we were chatting with you about meeting. Because if we chatted with you, these things you already know. So why disrespect my wife? Must mean you were fake.
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The process for meeting us explained
Posted:Dec 10, 2020 5:51 am
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2021 4:42 pm
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One thing we've found on FriendFinder-x is that guys expect to just jump into bed and fuck, or couples expect us to full swap on day one. Now not EVERY couple or male is like that, but many are. So we wanted to explain how it works with us.

For Males
Step 1: Send us a message telling us a little about yourself.
-Not a one liner, but something with substance.

Step 2: Connect with us on Skype.
-If we like your initial message we want to connect on Skype.

Step 3: Chatting with us on Skype.
-This is how we get to know you and make sure that there is chemistry. We also ask a bunch of questions to make sure that you are the guy we want to meet.

Step 4: E-mail (subject to case by case)
-If we decide we want to meet you we'll give you our e-mail address and we'll send along a face pic.

Step 5: We meet at your place or a hotel.
-At this point we're there and we're all going to have fun. Just need to remain respectful otherwise we'll stop.

For couples it either works like above or:

Step 1: Send us a message telling us a little about yourself.
-Not a one liner, but something with substance.
-We'll chat a little more this way.

Step 2: E-mail (or Skype)
-We'll start chatting more via e-mail or Skype in order to get a feel for you.
-Skype seems easier, but who knows.

Step 3: Meeting
-We've met one couple for a short hike and had a great time. If we think you'd make good friends in and out of the bedroom, we're going to want to do some stuff outside of the bedroom. If we are strictly meeting for fun, then we can just meet at your place or a hotel.
-This is when we test the waters of play. No one should expect to fuck unless invited to. Again this is testing the waters. This could very well be soft play and you should expect that ONLY.

Things that waste our time:
Cheating husbands (if your wife doesn't hop on Skype and tell us it's ok, then you are out, Meg's rule)
Hyper aggressive sexual types and deviants (how are you going to be respectful?)
Rude people, entitled people, snooty people (yeah, no)
Heavy smokers/Drug use/Heavy Drinkers (just not a lifestyle we enjoy, casual smokers/drinkers are workable).
Bad hygiene ...
One liner messages, and IMs...if our IM is on, it's by accident. If you can't take the time to follow step one, you are wasting our time.
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The fun of FriendFinder-x
Posted:Jan 12, 2022 8:41 am
Last Updated:Jan 12, 2022 8:41 am
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We always find it amusing when we look at a guy's profile and his cock pics don't match. Seriously. Own your tool gents.

And when we are camming, especially if hubby is holding the cam while getting sucked, we don't care about production value. We're having fun and we're sharing that with you.

And our favorite. Our profile status even states what we are looking for and not to IM us otherwise...and guys STILL IM us. Heck, if you just read our profile you'd know too.

What is the point of having a detailed profile if guys aren't reading it.

Let's not forget guys that we want to hook up with that message us...and they never message back. We get it, wife has sexy tits and knows how to take cock and you want a piece of that. But if you can't communicate back intelligently or communicate back at all, you aren't getting anything.

We're the real deal here. Probably a little too good to be true. Just ask the people we have hooked up with. It'd be nice if guys were a little real too.
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Another fun time
Posted:Dec 6, 2021 1:00 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2022 10:25 pm
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Met with a couple this past weekend and had a really fun time. It's been a while since we've played with a couple, so this was a nice change of pace. Nothing crazy, just laughs and great play.
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Possible Gang Bang: First weekend of DEC
Posted:Nov 11, 2021 4:30 pm
Last Updated:Nov 21, 2021 5:10 am
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UPDATE: only one person was interested and they never got back us. Event canceled.

We are assessing the possibility of trying organize another gang bang. This would be December 3rd in Conway, NH.

any men applying or inquiring:
You MUST meet base requirements in our profile.
-That means you READ our profile.
Must have a current STD test WITH proof.
MUST be COVID vaccinated WITH proof. (hate have this here, but it's the rise lately, so we need be cautious)
MUST have experience in a group setting. No rookies.
Must provide one paragraph about yourself and WHY we should consider you.
IF you are considered you MUST provide a cock pic and face pic. You will also be required video with us too.
Big cocks, BBC, multi-cummers get preference.

NO HALL PASS MALES

Deadline for applications/inquiries is NOV 24
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NO MARRIED MEN
Posted:Nov 10, 2021 2:35 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2022 10:25 pm
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It's not that hard. Says it in our profile. Blocking a lot of men that can't read tonight.
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The irony pt. 2
Posted:Oct 10, 2021 12:33 pm
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2022 2:22 pm
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So last night we were ready to hop into bed with whatever male we came across that fit our basics. Even chatted with a couple guys that were GOING to get some from us...did we meet anyone? NO. WHY?

Guy: Looks at our profile, tells us he wants to fuck wife.
Us: Ok, video chat with us real quick so we can make sure you're real (and make sure there is chemistry at some level).
Guy: Yeah, I'm not doing that. Just send a pic.

Really? You STILL can't make this shit up.

Lots of guys totally missing out because they are just being stupid. There is no nice way to put it.
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Labor Day Weekend
Posted:Sep 3, 2021 10:59 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2022 10:25 pm
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It's Labor Day weekend and we are for some fun.
Couples preferred, guys welcome.

We do ask that you be straight up with us about your COVID vaccine status or if you may be coming down with something. We don't judge either way, but we have to be a little extra cautious.

We're willing to fast track meeting people this weekend. Just requires throwing on a rubber.

Please read our profile before messaging us though.
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Finding regular guys
Posted:May 6, 2021 1:24 pm
Last Updated:May 7, 2021 11:34 am
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As our status says, is HARD find guys that legit want meet, let alone survive an experience with us. We'd like find a few hard cocks with. So when we are in the mood will always be a guy ready .

Instead what we have is one regular that had step out for legit reasons and a bunch of guys that say they are interested but have yet meet us. That is frustrating. In one situation, we get it. Work happens. But you other guys, or guys that may be reading this, we're real. My wife wants multiple cocks at once, or at the very least 2 cocks. She loves getting guys off, especially more than once. We're clean, safe and SANE. Seriously, if you just want bust a nut two or three times, THAT works.

And asking you be functional and at least 5 inches is pretty reasonable. Can't do double vaginal with 3 4 inches, believe me....we've tried. 4 inches may be workable just for a .

So if you are real and meet our requirements, us. Otherwise don't and stop wasting our time if you have no intention of meeting.
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Back...again
Posted:Mar 30, 2021 7:56 am
Last Updated:May 4, 2021 12:10 pm
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Well that was fast. Thought we had things lined up well and then crickets. SO we are back fill in a few more slots.

Guys, make sure you are reading our blog and profile before wasting our time and yours.
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