Doesnt everyone??
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Posted:Dec 2, 2015 7:34 am
Last Updated:Dec 16, 2015 6:25 am
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So, I meet this very good looking man, the conversation was awesome, both online and in person. The sex was epic and the after conversation was not without merit. Now, let me say that I never expect to hear from a playmate after the deed is done, just not my style, so I am always pleasantly surprised when I do. So, anyway, this gentleman contacts me the next day to extol the virtues of my God given gifts. Now, I have heard men speak of the "magical pussy" and "amazing head jobs" before, but as women, we hear that a lot, so I am never very impressed. But, this gentleman proceeded to tell me that I was hands down the best he had ever had, and that he had been in lifestyle over 10 years. So, my curiosity got the best of me. I asked, "what makes me the best," I asked. He didnt miss a beat, and replied, "you pay attention, you go the extra mile and that is rare."
Wow, I mean, doesnt everyone? If I notice I am doing something and the gentleman is quiet, that can mean either he is in ecstasy or bored silly. How do I know? I ask. If Im doing something and I notice hes shaking uncontrollably, pretty safe bet hes enjoying it, right? Not always, could be that fine line between perfection and too much, so again, I ask. I guess it all boils down to how much you want the other person to enjoy their time with you. I dont want to have sex with a man and have it be "okay" or "average". Thats not to say I am aiming to be everyones best ever, but just paying attention to the moans, the sighs, the vibrations and the breathing goes a long way. Taking your time and not rushing just because you want to get off ensures fun to be had by all, I think. As women, we all have that one trick, that one thing we do, if the sex is really bad, to get the guy off in a hurry. But do we all have things we do to make it extra good for the guy? I know I do. And I am constantly looking for new ways to do that. I practice on my husband constantly and ask a shit ton of questions...."what if I do this?"..."how about that?"..."maybe if I try it like this?" I know I appreciate an adventure between the sheets, and yes, women know men are insanely simple creatures and easy to get off, but if I can make it that much better for the man with ten minutes of extra effort or one more little thing I do, Im pretty sure he will return the favor.
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Let's make it clear
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Posted:Oct 19, 2015 6:36 am
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2015 7:35 am
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Okay, I get a lot of "so, what are you looking for?" I think I make that pretty clear in my profile, but I'll break it down for those who need the crayon version.
I like sex. No, let me rephrase that, I love sex. Now, one may ask, don't we all? Well, yes and no. Some see sex as the culmination of a relationship, and for some, yes, it is that. For me, it is a function. Well, you slut, how can that be? Well, my husband and my relationship functions on a deeper level. Sex is great, but it does not seal our relationship. Our sex life is a function, a sharing of our selves. It means nothing more or less than sharing a toothbrush or a cup of coffee. Sex is a function, like playing bridge or watching Game of Thrones. You either like it or you don't and not everyone does it he same way if you do. I love it, so I do it a lot and like most things that you love, you want to do it every way imaginable with everyone imaginable. That being said, what do I want?
I want fuck buddies. Not friends with benefits, because there is a difference. FWBs spend time together. They get to know each others likes and dislikes in movies, art, food, etc. I don't care if you like sushi because the only eating you will be doing while with me will involve my pussy and I promise you, there is no fish there! FWBs are great for women who need that connection. I don't. I need skin on skin. I want you to come in, smile at me, fuck me and leave. That's it. We don't have to talk about our lives, our hopes, our dreams, our , our days, our work or anything, for that matter. Some of my best play mates don't say a word. How slutty is that???
Now, that is not to say that I don't enjoy a deeper relationship, because I do enjoy a boy friend from time to time. Those men are men I want to get into a emotional entanglement with. Feelings, snuggling, the whole nine. Just like if you were looking for a life mate, but the ultimate goal is not to become one, if that make sense. For that role, I seek a truly poly male who has other women in his life. Those are damn near impossible to find, so I stick to fuck buddies.
So, what, you make ask, is wrong with a FWB? Well, for me, I don't do the whole, "wanna go have lunch?" thing with a guy just because I'm bored or because he is. If I want to spend time with you, there is a reason. Life is too short to waste a moment of it on reckless misadventure. Purpose, people, it has to be there. FWBs get muddy and feelings become posessiveness and that becomes love and all that other icky shit that has no business in this lifestyle. I do think a strong LIKE has a place in this this lifestyle, it pretty much has to be there, but love? No, save that for your soul mate or to describe your favorite pair of boots.
In closing, I want to fuck. Simple. I want an uncomplicated guy who will come over, bring me a Diet Pepsi, fuck me till I can't breathe, tell me I'm cute, zip it up and leave. Call me in a few days, tell me I rocked and ask if he can come back. You don't have to chase me, wine me, dine me or even 69 me for that matter.
Why complicate something as simple as sex? With things like politics, religion and health care out here, who the hell needs the extra work??
Have fun, fuck often and save yourself the headache!
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Hints for a great dick pic
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Posted:Sep 30, 2015 9:03 am
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2015 2:27 pm
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So we've all see 'em, the good, the bad, the hillarious, the down right pitiful. Yes, dick pics. What do women really think about dick pics? Well, you have those crusty ole bitches who say, "I would never see a man who's only claim to fame is a picture of his genitals!!" Grow up, dumb ass, this is a fuck site, what did you think you were going to see? Then there are those women who haven't see a lot of dick and are fascinated by every one they see. "Wow! I didn't know they came in that color!" Then there are women like me. By nature of my profession in the medical field, I have seen more ass than a public toilet seat and am not easily impressed. So, you ask yourself, how do I take a really good dick pic? Here are some simple, but highly effective pointers:
1. DON'T TAKE IT IN THE BATHROOM! We don't care how pretty your wife has fu fu'd up the place, or to see your toilet or you designer towels or her shower gel or her hair dryer. If you're taking it in the bathroom, she's probably in the next room and has no idea you're even on FriendFinder-x.
2. Don't grab it like you're trying to choke it. Yes, we all know, if you hold it at the base it makes it appear longer. You're not fooling anyone, if we're going to consider fucking you, we need to see what we are working with. Hands out of the frame, !
3. We don't care what kind of air freshener you use, what kind of soda you drink or what kind of remote you use. Please stop measuring your dick with random household objects. For the nineteenth million time...IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW BIG YOUR DICK IS, IT'S ABOUT HOW SKILLED YOU ARE AT USING IT!
4. We generally don't mind we cam shot, but those that are taken while you sit at your desk with your pizza boxes and empty beer cans, not so sexy, just sayin'.
There you have it, the DON'Ts. So, what suggestions do I have? Well, for one thing, try a nice black and white shot. They are classy and do amazing things for smaller packages. Try a natural pose, not that "here let me stand like I am about to thrust my pelvis through a sheet of solid steel" pose. Not sexy. If all else fails, try a shot of your package with your boxer briefs on, girls like a good tease.
There you have it, a girls guide to the perfect dick pic!
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I'm over it!
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Posted:Jul 25, 2015 11:08 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2015 9:50 am
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Sorry, all, another rant.
I am so over this to shave or not to shave thing. Guys, shaving a twat is not an easy task. It requires the perfect blade, the perfect shave cream, the right angle, the patience of a Saint and the hand of a surgeon. All this has to be done every day and its time consuming. Yet women do it. Why? Because men won't fuck us if we don't.
I have never asked a man to shave, as a matter of fact, I prefer if a man is natural. So, why would I spend an extra 30 minutes in the shower a day to please a man? A real man would dive in, right?
Some would say, just wax it. Okay, fuck you, that shit hurts. Go wax your balls and we'll talk. Some will say, it's nasty. Last time I checked, if you washed your balls, they weren't nasty, hair and all, why would my twat be any different?
But, guys, it's okay. You don't want to go down on me because I boycotted the razor for a few months? No big deal. There are a blue million REAL men who will. Keep it moving, cupcake, the Barbie dolls await!!
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Ever Read A Profile
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Posted:Jun 17, 2015 1:43 pm
Last Updated:Jul 25, 2015 10:56 pm
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Okay, a small rant, if you would allow. My profile is very to the point, very cut and dry and very black and white. I am getting really sick of getting messages from guys outside my age range, shorter than my stated preference and 1K miles away. Read people. If you cant read a profile, perhaps you should do what I do and pay for the site use. If not, dont get bitchy with me when you IM me with "hey baby, how bout a pic of that juicy pussy" and I respond with "all on the profile." The site charges for a reason, if youre too cheap to pay for the ability to see my profile and pics, dont get bent when I wont give it to you for free. Put on your big boy pants, pull out your wallet and do what the minority of men on this site do....pay for it!
Sorry, all, rant complete
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On Being a Big Girl...
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Posted:May 31, 2015 9:29 am
Last Updated:Jul 25, 2015 10:55 pm
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Okay, so the new rage is big girls. All men say they LOVE BBWs, but in reality, they see us big girls as desperate and easy fucks. They feel we are in search of anyone who will fuck us and that we will take whatever we can get. Nope, not the case guys. I turn down more men than I fuck. So, that being said, here are some hints for bedding a big girl.
1. If you wouldnt been seen with us in public, you cant fuck us, PERIOD.
2. If youre looking for an easy fuck, forget it, we are much more discerning than our Barbie Doll counterparts.
3. Dont flatter us, we dont need it. We know we are hot and we are self assured, again, unlike our Barbie Doll counterparts.
4. Enjoy the jiggle. Yeah, we jiggle and you know what? Its dead sexy, so enjoy it!
5. We just feel better. Who wants their dicks rubbing up against the pelvic bones of some 90 lb stick figure??
6. We tend to love cubs
Now, for all you men out there who havent tried a BBW, go on, take a chance and tell society to kiss your ass.
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