Only 20.5 Inches In Buffalo?
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Posted:Dec 2, 2014 3:32 am
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2014 9:26 am
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Buffalo Wins! Rochester Surrenders!
The Golden Snowball Award is given annually to the city in upstate New York with the most snow during the winter.
Given the big storm that dumped on Buffalo a few weeks ago we've decided to conced this winter's award. Yes, we have all winter to catch up. But with a six foot head start that seems pretty unlikely. And I think there's near unanimous agreement that we don't want to catch up.
BUT WAIT - - -
According to the official Golden Snowball Award web site (Google it) Buffalo has only had 20 and a half inches of snow this year.
Gee, that sure looks like more than 20.5 inches in the pictures. Didn't the guy reporting these stats for Buffalo look out his window? Here's Buffalo's chance to claim victory even before winter actually starts. Really, we're ready to give our concession speeches. So why is Buffalo so underrepresented in the snowfall tally? You'd almost get the idea that they don't want bragging rights as the snowiest city in New York.
Last year Buffalo was the third snowiest city of over 100,000 people in the entire United States. This year they have a leg up on being first in the nation! But not if they hide 4 and a half feet of snow from the "official" tally.
Come on Buffalo. You did it. Stand up and take credit for it!
En-Joy!
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Oh, See! Naked Snow Angels! Have You Ever?
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Posted:Nov 27, 2014 4:26 am
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2014 3:35 am
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We've had barely enough snow to do it so far this year. We've gotten an inch or two while not far to the west and east they're measuring it in feet. Got a little more last night. It finally covers up the grass.
I've done it before though.
In January. In New Hampshire. On a frozen lake. Under the stars.
And it felt good! It helped that we had a sauna in the boat house. And we'd been sitting in it all toasty and sweaty when someone said, "Let's go make snow angels!" So we did.
(Not me)
Hey, you only live once!
With or without a sauna, have you ever made naked snow angels?
Of course, the idea of naked snow angels can be taken a bit differently, too. I'd just love to have a special naked snow angel to cuddle up to. Wouldn't you?
En-Joy! And have a happy Thanksgiving where ever you are, with or without snow!
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HNW - Back
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Posted:Nov 26, 2014 2:06 pm
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2014 3:36 am
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My back side isn't the most interesting.
At least to me.
Though, it does seem to get some attention from time to time. And who am I to keep others from en-joying it? So, here is...
My Back Side.
Happy HNW and Happy Thanksgiving to all!
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Shuffling Off To Buffalo...
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Posted:Nov 22, 2014 8:44 am
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2014 2:07 pm
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Well, not me. But all the dump trucks, bulldozers, and backhoes have gone to Buffalo to help clear the snow. My street is torn up for drain and sidewalk replacement. It's supposed to be done by Thanksgiving. But work has ground to a halt this week. All the trucks and crew have gone off to Buffalo.
We here in Rochester got lucky - this time! A 30 degree change in wind direction and we'd have been buried too. The wind was from the west southwest and quite strong. Enough to blow the snow about 60 miles to the east. The deep snow stopped just 15 or 20 miles away.
Not surprisingly, both the global warming believers and deniers are using this storm to "prove" their positions. After all, if we have record amounts of snow in Buffalo in November (because that NEVER happens - ha!) it proves that the whole world is getting colder. Oh, but storms are getting bigger and more powerful because the atmosphere is getting warmer. You can tell most of these people don't live near one of the Great Lakes! We had mild and unseasonably warm weather the week before the storm. When a rapidly moving cold front blew across Lake Erie the weather changed and Buffalo got dumped on. We're used to it.
Climate models predict that this region will see higher than normal precipitation over the next few decades as the west and south dry out. Which means the Great Lakes are in no danger of shrinking or drying out. And that big snow storms like this may happen more often. But no one expected it to all happen at once! So, if I thought global warming would mean less snow shoveling I'm going to be disappointed. Good thing I bought two new shovels this year!
I hope you are ready for winter wherever you live. Because it's not going to wait until we are ready! Got someone to cuddle with when you get snowbound? Well, what are you waiting for? The snow is already on it's way!
En-Joy!
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HNW - Household
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Posted:Nov 19, 2014 7:16 pm
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2014 1:35 pm
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Either too busy or too lazy to take pictures this week.
I have been extra busy. It's the start of the overtime season. And too lazy when I haven't been busy.
So I'm recycling a couple of old pictures. Here I am with a household item. Not using it in a kinky way, just mostly naked.
And here's one that's probably going to be me tomorrow morning. We dodged the epic wall of snow off Lake Erie that buried parts of Buffalo. But our luck won't last forever. The winds have shifted. We'll be getting it off Lake Ontario tonight. Just a few inches. I do expect to still be able to open the door in the morning.
En-joy!
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HNW - Getting Out Of Denim
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Posted:Nov 12, 2014 7:22 am
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2014 12:15 pm
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Here it is the middle of November. Half way between Fall and Winter. We had a few snow flakes mixed with rain last week. And so far we're dodging the snow storm that's hit west of us. Time for putting away the shorts and tee shirts getting out the winter coats and sweaters.
But denim is good in any season. So here I am in my denim jeans...
Sometimes they get a bit tight and I have to loosen things up a bit...
Stop me if things are getting too loose for you...
Ah, that feels good...
Happy HNW! En-Joy!
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If You Get These Jokes...
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Posted:Nov 6, 2014 4:44 pm
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2014 12:09 pm
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Then let's go out for a drink and to get to know each other!
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus. "You mean a martini?" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
René Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender asks if he wants anything. René says, "I think not," then disappears.
Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of the sudden the phone rings. Pavlov gasps, "Oh crap, I forgot to feed the dogs."
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Do all of you want a drink?" The first logician says, "I don't know." The second logician says, "I don't know." The third logician says, "Yes!"
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.
There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
I'm thinking about selling my theremin. I haven't touched it in years.
Who is this Rorschach guy? And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
En-Joy!
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Dressing Profiles In Freudian Slips
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Posted:Nov 5, 2014 10:03 am
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2014 12:14 pm
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A Freudian slip is a slip of tongue (or pen) in which a word that the speaker was subconsciously thinking about is substituted for the one that he or she meant to say.
Any one who's spent time reading profiles gets to see a variety of writing and effort that goes into them. (Yes, ladies, some of us do read them. We don't JUST look at the pictures.) Some are very sparse. And some are quite lengthy tomes. And sometimes there are phrases and themes that pop up again and again. Besides that silly "Sydney University" disclaimer. Things like "What I like to do on a Saturday night is..." That sort of stuff seems to come from profile writing help. The answers do give some insight. Even reveal things in common from time to time.
The way we express things reveals a lot about whats in our deeper thoughts. Like how the glass being half full or half empty hints at one's outlook. How thoughts are expressed affects the message that's delivered. Take, for example these seemingly equivalent statements. "I'm looking for men between 25 and 40." and "No men over 40, please." We write about what's important to us. It's obvious that first woman is thinking about, maybe even fantasizing about, men of particular ages. And, I think, it's obvious to most men over 40 that they're not in that range. But the phrase "men over 40"? Yep, that's me. I have no doubt that she's consciously intending to signal her interest in younger men. I'm not so sure her subconscious agrees.
Yes, I know. I'll hear it in the comments. It says "No". Don't I get what that means? I do - on a conscious level. Be we parse everything first on a subconscious level as our eyes scan the sentence. The subconscious reinterprets that parsing as each new word is encountered. And the suggestion of interest in older men is planted in the subconscious by the structure of the sentence. Consider these two requests. "Don't forget to get milk on your way home" and "Remember to get milk on your way home." Which do you think is most reliable in getting the desired result? The first one tells us to forget to get milk but, then, no, don't do that. The second tells us to remember it. You see what I'm getting at? Messaging is most effective when the subconscious and conscious components are in agreement.
Another common expression in profiles is "No married men". Less common is the phrase "single men only". One woman I'd gotten to know had a whole paragraph expounding on the "no married men" meme that even included advice on fixing or changing their marriages. It's quite obvious that married men and their relationships are on her mind quite a bit. She had little to say about single men and she offered them no advice. Clearly they occupy less of her unconscious thoughts. And it turned out that she had (has?) flings with married men quite often. Certainly in her case, what she wrote in her profile really was a window to her subconscious. When she lamented once that so many married men hit on her I shared this observation with her. She didn't believe it at first. I noticed not too long ago that she has rewritten her profile and changed the focus to single men. I haven't asked but I'm almost certain that works better for her. And she recently blogged that it's been "two years" since she's dated a married man. (A bit exaggerated as she wrote about one such encounter just a few months ago but expressive of intent at least.)
Not that something like that will completely prevent married men from approaching (or men who are too old, too short, or whatever). Just that it lowers their expectations and keeps the focus on what it is she really wants.
Profiles are sometimes fascinating reading. The ones written in complete sentences anyway. Some are clear and concise and not at all contradictory. It's always interesting to try to tease out the real meaning of those that embed Freudian windows to the subconscious.
I'd like to hear what Freudian slips women see in reading men's profiles. Have I embedded any windows to my inner mind in my own? (Isn't it interesting that it's so often easier to see these conflicts in other's writing than in our own?)
En-Joy!
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The Inappropriate Temptation of "No married men (except you, of course)"
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Posted:Nov 1, 2014 2:52 am
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2014 3:45 am
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All the flirting invites temptation. You talk and get to appreciating each other. "I like you. You're not like other married men." You meet for coffee. It goes so well you kiss her when you say your goodbye-for-nows to each other. She returns the kiss and later e-mails about how much she liked it.
Then, oh great opportunity! I'll have a whole weekend alone, free to do whatever I want. "Can I look forward to an invitation, then?" she asks. Hell yes, I want to include you in my weekend. We make plans. Starting with dinner on Friday night. "Should I plan on spending the night?" she wants to know. Let's be open to it but not plan on it.
The time comes. I check into a hotel not far from her house and we have dinner. "Shall we go back to my room and do what we've been dreaming of?" And we do. Our goodnight kiss is tender and warm.
The next day I'm completely stood up. She won't answer my calls. Or my e-mail. Or respond on IM.
What just happened here?
Turns out she was just leading me on about that exception stuff. Now she's verklempt with herself for bedding another married man. A few days later I get an apology that's contrition mixed with blame but never says "I'm sorry". "Never again - but let's still be friends, OK?" Subsequent blogging about other married guys who gave her such a thrill are confusing.
Lesson learned - that's a temptation to be careful about. I'm still tempted. Still willing to engage in conversation. And do. Even become friends. But if it says "no married men" in her profile I'm less assertive for sex. Let her make the first move for anything more intimate. And I'm not so willing to believe it when she says "But that doesn't apply to you. You're different." Unless, of course, she's naked when she says it. That's an inappropriate temptation I'd still give in to.
En-Joy!
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HNW - Boo!
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Posted:Oct 29, 2014 6:28 pm
Last Updated:Nov 1, 2014 2:57 am
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Ghosts and goblins and Halloween, oh my!
(It's a friendly ghost.)
Have a happy Halloween, dressed, half naked, or nude!
En-Joy!
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Jasmine Tridevil - Hoax or Proof Of Alien Sex Tourism?
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Posted:Oct 16, 2014 11:26 am
Last Updated:Oct 29, 2014 6:29 pm
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Have you heard about Jasmine Tridevil? She's been in the news because of her unusual anatomy - she has three breasts!
She claims that she had a third boob surgically implanted in the center of her chest. Her story is admittedly little out there. Especially since she's claimed she had it done in hopes of getting a TV show of some kind. All the know-it-all talking heads and pundits in the media have dismissed her story as an obvious hoax.
What do you think?
The pundits are wrong. I know because I know the REAL story of why she has three breasts. That story about the surgery and the TV show is a bunch of hooey - it's just a cover story to hide her real identity and origin. I'd have thought is was a hoax, too. Until I had my encounters with Osheena the alien sex tourist from outer space. ( Osheena Meet Her For Coffee If You Can ) And who would believe a three breasted woman who claimed to be from outer space sent to earth to collect sperm from our men to repopulate their poisoned world? Right. No one. That's why she's made up a story line for he media. And they've all taken the bait, trying to prove that she's a hoax and never had the surgery. Of course she didn't. She didn't need surgery. While they all miss the real story. No doubt she's used the publicity to lure who knows how many men into giving her their sperm "samples".
She's not the only one. Just the only one to go public about her enhanced anatomy. While all the rest are doing quietly, beneath the notice of the media. I know because I had three encounters with one of her sisters. No one believed me. They count on that. But now that Jasmine has exposed her secret maybe that will change.
Here's what I wrote after my other encounters with the three breasted space alien.
Osheena Comes Beaming Back
Osheena Gets Spanked
Now do you believe?
En-Joy!
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HNW - Cleavage?
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Posted:Oct 15, 2014 9:35 am
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2014 8:11 am
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This week's theme puts us guys at a bit of a disadvantage - especially since I did a "moon" themed post last week. Butt cleavage is such an obvious choice for this week so naturally I took the theme somewhere else.
I looked up "cleavage" to see if that would give me any ideas. Other than some technical jargon it seems most usage of cleavage is about the gap between a woman's breast. Certainly that's my favorite kind of cleavage. And I do like that there's so much of it on display today!
Here's my cleavage shots. As you can see, there's not much of it on my chest. So I made some thigh cleavage to show off. Hope you like it!
En-Joy! And Happy HNW!
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