Another Puzzle
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Posted:Jun 20, 2012 4:02 pm
Last Updated:May 18, 2014 6:17 pm
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It's been a puzzling day for me. A day when I've lined things up to get a ton of work done and all the old reliables hiccup and become a series of problem solving puzzles. So here's another thought puzzle. Not the harder one I promised (still working on adapting it). This one requires the same solution method as the last puzzle but a little differently.
You've hooked up with a hottie that you've met here on FriendFinder-x. You've met on-line and chatted and done all the get to know you things. You've met in person twice and this is it! You're both eager and ready. You get to his/her place and one of you suddenly falls ill. Stomach ache, chills and fever. You go to the doctor and he finds that it's a rare and fatal infection but there is medicine that will cure it and he has just enough to give you. There is no more available. He gives you two pill bottles labelled "A" and "B". There are tthree pills in each bottle. He says you must take one of the "A" pills and one of the "B" pills once a day for three days. And you have to take exactly one of each pill at each dosage to avoid a fatal side effect. You go back to his/her place. You open the "A" bottle and dispense one pill onto the table. Then you open the "B" bottle but two pills accidentaly spill onto the table instead of one. The pills are identical size, shape, and color and you can't tell them apart.
You have three pills on the table. One "A" and two "B" pills. You can't tell which is which. If you guess wrong and take the two "B" pills it will kill you. If you don't take the medicines the infection will kill you. That sweet date with your FriendFinder-x hottie hasn't gone at all like you'd fantasized...
What do you do to make sure you take correct dosage one "A" pill and one "B" pill each day so you can be cured?
Happy solstice everyone! Enjoy. 
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A Little Profile Suggestion For Newbies
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Posted:Jun 17, 2012 2:47 am
Last Updated:Mar 2, 2014 4:05 am
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I think creating a good profile is one of the hardest things for new comers to FriendFinder-x. For the guy who just want's to get laid and who joined because he saw the ad that promises he'll have his pick of cuties to fuck tonight the hardest question might just be describing his ideal person.
A teenage hillbilly cousin of a former in-law of mine once described his ideal woman as "Two tits, a hole, and a heartbeat" and that does seem to be just what some guys want. That just doesn't come across very well on your profile. So I thought I'd give them a few suggestions to help. (Feel free to copy and paste this into your own profile.)
My Ideal Person: I'm looking for a short, skinny, blonde woman who's about 6 ft. tall, has a little extra padding, and soft brown hair. She should have petite, pointy tits and like it when I rub my cock and balls on them as I titty fuck those nice round double D mounds. Her little shaved pussy should have nice big lips and a long slit and she should squeeze me tight as I ram that wide open hole and her thick black bush tickles me on every stroke.
Oh, and she should live on the other side of town, be available between 7:30 and 9 am, 11 am to 1:30 pm and 9 to 11 pm and any other time so I can come next door and get laid whenever I want. I prefer experienced virgins. It's OK if she has a sense of humor so she can laugh at all my jokes, too. I'm not looking for a long term commitment just someone who will always be there for me. If this isn't you don't waste my time just move on to the next guy.
There. That's not so hard after all, is it? That will get you much more attention than the same old plain vanilla stuff you get from the profile building help!
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"Firefly" Profiles
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Posted:Jun 12, 2012 2:07 pm
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2014 9:12 am
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What's with profiles that are here for a while and then become temporarily "inactive or turned off" and then hours later are back again. I've seen this happening to a number of different profiles over the past 2 weeks. They are randomly gone for a while. Comments those people have made on my blog disappear. Then later the profiles are back. Ditto their comments. Then they blink off again another time.
Like fireflies.
Sometimes on and sometimes off.
Is this a new new "feature" to make the FriendFinder-x experience even more challenging or a is it a new bug?
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"Flirts" vs. Flirting
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Posted:Jun 12, 2012 2:39 am
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2014 2:33 pm
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"65 have flirted with you in the past 30 days!" says the tag on my FriendFinder-x home page. Wow, I had now idea I'm such a hot attraction. I better check out these babes and start hooking up with them. I click on the icon to see who's been winking at me and I see two profiles listed. Two! What about the other 63?
Then I see the link at the bottom of the listing "Show inactive profiles." I click it an there they are. Sixty three profiles that have been turned off or deactivated. It turns out I'm a hot attraction for bots. (Mostly women from NYC who are hot for every and all kinds of sex with anybody and everybody right now!) I guess they didn't read my profile first. LOL
OK, so there is some legitimacy to "Flirts" as a way showing interest in someone. But their value gets diluted by all those fake flirts. 63 fake, 2 real. 97% fake.
I haven't kept count of this so I can't compare the numbers (as if that would mean anything anyway). I haven't bothered "Sending Flirts" myself. Instead, I've flirted with people and been flirted with through blog comments and e-mail. And every one has been from a real person and expressed in a way that made me smile. That's so much more meaningful than the pro forma "Flirt" button. And much more fun to respond to. I appreciate "Flirts" (from real people) but enjoy the real thing much more. They are the reward for getting out of the fast lane and slowing down enough to get to know the people here.
Have a happy Tuesday everyone.
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Shhh... It's A Secret
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Posted:Jun 11, 2012 5:04 pm
Last Updated:Sep 5, 2013 6:25 am
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I've recently rejoined FriendFinder-x. I'd met someone here last time who's friendship I shared for many years after we both let our memberships go. I observed something then and I see that it is still true today. There are a lot of magazine and blog posts from men asking "what do women want", "where are the real women", etc. The ones that make my laugh out loud are the ones that basically say "Here I am, come and get me", usually followed soon after by "Where are you?" and "Why aren't there any real women here?"
It's clear that there are many writing blogs here (and being talked about in other blogs) who don't know "The Secret". In truth, I had learned this life lesson long before before I joined FriendFinder-x. Experiences here have only confirmed it. Again and again. It doesn't matter what forum you are meeting women in. Those who know The Secret are much more successful at connecting with women, at getting to know them, become friends with them and enjoying their intimacies.
It really shouldn't be a secret. Women often tell us. They say it in their profiles. They say it in their blogs. And they say it in the magazine and advice forums. I haven't checked it out lately but they're probably saying it on those "vanilla" dating sites, too. And everywhere else men and women meet. It's there for those who seek it. If you ask them they'll probably tell you The Secret.
Or, you could just send $20 and a SASE to me and I'll tell you The Secret... LOL, just kidding. I'll just reveal it here. The Secret is not about having a more complete or better written profile or uploading a face picture. The Secret is not about upgrading to a paying membership. Those can help but men who do that can still strike out if they think that those are the only things they need to do.
Close the doors and windows and draw the drapes so no one else hears this (after all, it's a secret). The secret to success is one word.
L I S T E N
Listen to what women are saying. Accept it without bartering about it. And then show them that you are listening. Show an interest in them and what they've said. Great rewards come from being patient enough to really listen. That sounds simple enough, doesn't it? That means you do not respond by saying "Yes, but if only you'll make an exception for me." That's bartering not accepting and it virtually shouts "I'm not listening". There are a lot of ways to show you are listening. And lot's of ways to show you are not. There are many resources available to teach active listening skills and I'm not going to try to summarize them here.
Listen and respect what you hear and you will be listened to and respected in return. Listening is the foundation of great friendship and great sex. And isn't great sex what you're looking for here? Men outnumber women 10 to 1 or 20 to 1 here. Women have no trouble finding men who are poor listeners. There are plenty of them. Which makes those who do listen all the more appreciated.
Slow down, enjoy the ride and stop often to listen.
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A Puzzling Choice. What Would You Do?
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Posted:Jun 10, 2012 8:50 am
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2014 2:49 am
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You've been working late at your office. It's raining and cold when you finally leave at 10 pm. As you drive your 2 seat sports car out of the parking ramp and approach the street you see three people waiting at the bus stop. One is a doctor who once treated you when you had a serious illness and whose home is near yours. One is a frail elderly woman who you know who has difficulty getting about especially when it's cold. And the third person is someone you recognize as a someone who is a perfect cupid match here on FriendFinder-x and whom you'd love to meet. There's only room in the car to give one of them a ride so they don't have to wait for the bus.
What would you do?
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What's In A Name - Friend or Slut?
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Posted:Jun 6, 2012 2:37 am
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2014 9:08 am
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As a returning member (after about 4 years) it wasn't long before I found the blogs about the Fuck A Slut cobranding issue. I've read many of the posts about it and I did add my name to the petition. I'd considered upgrading my membership but have decided to wait and see how this issue plays out.
I've thought about how the different sister site and cobrand names affect the perceptions of those who join them. I joined FriendFinder-x expecting to find friends. That's what's offered by the name. I didn't expect to jump in bed with the first person I saw spreading her legs in a profile picture (though admittedly the ad come ons and the existence of those profiles may lead the gullible to expect that). And I have found just that - some friends whom I've had some very warm interactions with. I do hope that one of those friendships leads to sexual chemistry at some point. But I enjoy the friendships just for themselves. I'm not disappointed with my experiences on this site.
What must someone who joins Fuck A Slut expect to find? I don't think they're looking for friends! And I don't think they're going to meet many sluts here. So I have to wonder how a site like that can be sustainable if their members are continually disappointed. Perhaps a high churn rate and customer base turnover is all part of their scheme. That's just exploiting the rest of us (including the site owners) in a way that diminishes customer satisfaction and risks diluting the value of the business. It's like vulture capitalism. They don't care if their exploitation "kills the golden goose" as long as they loot it enough before it dies.
We are what we seek. We become friends by seeking friends. You know what that says about those seeking sluts...
Happy Wednesday. Stay in balance everyone.
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Rediscovering Doing It In The Woods
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Posted:Jun 3, 2012 10:30 am
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2014 7:50 am
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I've done a lot of walking on hiking and backpacking trails all over the northeast US. Or I used to. I have a collection of trail guides and maps for places stretching from Lake Eire to the Atlantic Ocean. I didn't stop all at once. It was gradual. People don't grow old at the same rate. As the abilities of one faded the outings grew shorter and less frequent. While my was a I had a new partner and we did take some memorable backcountry trips on foot and, once, on bicycles.
I remember when I was in my 20's going backpacking in the Adirondaks with my girl friend at the time, "S". She was a good looking and wonderfully shaped with flowing red hair. The first day we hiked in and found a decent place to set up camp just before dark. We just did a day hike the next day and she decided to hike topless. It was sunny and warm and a very interesting hike. Especially to those we met hiking the opposite direction. We were pretty naughty that whole trip. Even got a superhighway BJ on the drive home. It wasn't the most scenic or challenging backpacking trip but it was the most fun. "S" took me the best day hike I ever had at Cattaragus Creek. She did the topless hiking thing again (she was really proud of her boobs and deservedly so.)
I got a chance to rediscover the joys of hiking recently. Circumstances aligned to give me a weekend getaway just by myself doing just what I wanted to do at my own pace. I opted for a day at the casino in Niagara Falls. That was fun - and a lot of walking by itself. I won some at Blackjack but lost a bit at slots. The whole day of gambling only cost me pocket change less, than going to a movie. I tend to be an early riser so the next morning I tool a long hike in before sunrise and got some nice pictures of the falls at dawn in the early morning light. I really enjoyed the hike. On the drive home later I stopped at a National Wildlife refuge (we're fortunate to have several in the area). I spent some time exploring the trails there, too. By time I'd gotten home I realized I'd had more fun hiking than gambling. And even at the falls it was quieter than the casino. lol
I'd forgotten how exhilarating hiking can be. I tend to walk at a quick pace. Not jogging but far from just moseying along. It gets the blood flowing and quickens the pulse just a bit. Almost like foreplay. It was nice not being held back and going at my own pace.
So I've dusted off the trail guides and found my map collection under a ton of old MapQuest printouts. I'm going to start taking a lot of those hikes I'd always wanted to take but always put off until "someday". Someday is here! I'll take a day once in a while and do a little exploring. Guide books are a good resource but there's nothing like personal first hand suggestions. Any suggestions of scenic and worthwhile walks in the central and western NY area that could point me to new places to explore? I'd like to find trails that lead to something interesting. Unusual rock formations, breathtaking vistas, serene wetlands teeming with widlife. Moderately difficult or long trails.
Got a favorite place?
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Panties Off ... Panties On
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Posted:Jun 1, 2012 8:03 am
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2014 12:40 pm
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I took KellyMissBHaven's Panty poll and it got me to thinking about this. She presented us with photos of very nice buttocks in a variety of panty styles and asked which we'd prefer to find as we are "unwrapping" our intimate partner. I'd certainly be pleased to find any of the styles she showed under a skirt or slacks (especially wrapped around such a delightfully sexy ass) and it is deliciously titillating to contemplate different ways of removing them.
Having gotten a women to that state of undress where just her panties remain, the rising sexual anticipation would make it tempting to quickly help her out of them and get down to business. That's just when it's time to "get off the highway and enjoy the journey". It's so sexy and exciting to peel them off slowly, a little bit at a time, stopping to stroke and perhaps kiss and lick the bare flesh that is revealed before peeling them a little more. It's very intimate and stimulating for her to let them be taken off this way and that's always followed by fantastic sex.
I'm wondering how many have followed that up with a little post fuck sex play and helped her put her panties back on? If you haven't tried it you might want to consider it. You're both going to get dressed again at some point so why not have a little fun with that, too? I find that putting a woman's panties back on her after sex is almost as exciting and every bit as intimate as taking them off. After all, you're starting with a naked woman! It can be done as slowly and sensuously. But be careful - you might find yourself aroused all over again. Nothing wrong with that and I have found that sometimes it makes her just as hot. Which can lead to going at each other all over again. Even when it doesn't it's still fun. I like to pull the waist band out and take one last peek at the pussy I've just hidden from view and tell her how nice it looks. Every woman I've done this to has enjoyed it and appreciated the post sex playfulness.
So, I'm curious. Has anyone else tried putting a woman's panties back on - or had a guy do that to them - and did you find it as intimate and sensuous as taking them off?
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