HNW - "Humping The Mattress"
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Posted:Aug 12, 2014 12:18 pm
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2014 6:38 am
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HNW - Masturbation (aka "Humping The Mattress")
I've got a hot date tonight! 
She's already naked in my bed, legs apart and pussy all wet, waiting just for me!
I pull down my pants and climb in the bed on top of her. She wraps her legs around me.
Fondling and foreplay ensues. I feel her hands stroking my cock, making it hard, guiding it to her.
Oh, yeah, baby. Rub it on there just like that. Ohhh, your wetness makes it sooo hard.
Put it in there, honey. Oh, yes, just like that!
Ohhh. YES! Soooo good, baby!
More!
I push myself all the way in until the moist heat of your pussy surrounds all of me. OH! OH!! OH, Yes!!! Oh, baby!!
I pull it out. And ram it in again.
Again! Oh, yes, OH YES! You sexy fuck!
(Repeating as often as necessary...)
Again! And Again. Faster! Harder! OH! OH! MMMmmmm!
OHHHHHH! I'm cumming baby!
Ahhhh.... Life is good.
Same time tomorrow, Babe?
En-Joy!
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HNW - Nature And The Half Naked Man
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Posted:Aug 6, 2014 8:13 am
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2014 4:25 am
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This week on "The Natural World Of A F F" we're searching for the elusive Half Naked Man in his natural habitat.
Oh, look! We've spotted one. This one still has his clothes on. He was probably out foraging for food or scouting for a mate.
Now that he's back in his lair, if we're very still and quiet, he'll revert to his natural half naked state. Oh, yes - see, he's starting already.
Shhh. We don't want to disturb him now! He's waiting for just the right moment. If one of you women in the tour group would very slowly take of your top and stand so he can see your tits I think he'll complete the transformation to Half Naked Man.
Please - Remember to turn the flash on your cameras to off. We don't want to startle him.
Oh! There he is. Half naked man in his natural habitat!
I hope you all have a naturally happy HNW!
En-Joy!
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HNW Comments And Rainy Day Musings
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Posted:Jul 31, 2014 11:37 am
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2014 8:16 am
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It's raining, and thundering, it's early, and I have way too much time to think about things. Like that it's seemed to rain more at night than in the daytime this summer. More of rainy nights and clear, comfortable summer days than the other way 'round. Don't know why but it's making for a great summer.
Or thinking about the ratio of views to comments here. I get a lot more views than comments. I'm sure we all do. In fact, most of the time it seems to run about 10 views for each comment. Sometimes a little less, sometimes more. It's fairly consistent through the first day of a new HNW post. The number of comments falls off after that even as the views continue to go up.
My other blog posts get wildly different view to comment ratios. Some get very few comments. This post will probably not get many. And some get a lot. And differing numbers of views. Topic has an influence. The pictures posted do too. But HNW posts are consistent. If I view my blog and see there have been 95 views I can expect to find 9 comments. And there almost always are 8, 9, or 10 comments waiting.
I have no idea what that means or what utility there may be for knowing it. It's just something I've observed. I've also observed those "views" going up to almost ridiculous numbers after a few days. Ten or twenty times the number of views after just one day when it was a fresh posting. These can't possibly be real, can they? I wonder if they are the result of "web crawlers" of some kind reading our blogs and doing who the hell knows what with what they find. Putting it in search engine databases?
I've never done a "friends only" post. I wonder, do the number of views in those posts keep going up, orders of magnitude beyond the bloggers number of friends?
I haven't thought much about the ratio of watchers to comments. Hmmm. Something to start observing...
What curious observations have you happened upon lately?
A few hours after I started writing this the rain is gone, the sun is shining and there's a mild breeze in the air. I'm going for bicycle ride to en-joy this fantastic summer we're having here in our western NY climate bubble.
En-Joy!
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HNW - Swimwear (or not)
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Posted:Jul 30, 2014 3:04 am
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2014 8:17 am
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I have been spending time in my swim suit this summer. More than usual. It's been a great summer for it. Almost perfect weatherwise. 80 deg. days and 60 deg. nights. Mostly sunny. And I've had time to get away and play at the waterfront.
Here I am on my beach blanket soaking up the sun and groovin' by the lake.
Ah, it's nice but I need a little more exposure to get a more even tan, don't you think?
And here's the nice part about a private beach. I can get rid of tan lines altogether!
I do so like the summer.
En-joy!
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Rebecca And The Oasis
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Posted:Jul 26, 2014 3:43 am
Last Updated:Jul 30, 2014 5:32 am
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It was another perfect summer day. Comfortably in the low 70s, mostly sunny, with just a few high clouds to give some shade from time to time. I decided to take my afternoon break out on the deck outside my shop. I was sitting there with my coffee and iPhone, looking at pictures my had sent on her drive to the West Coast. They'd stopped at a Kum And Go truck stop in Iowa and she was getting quite a giggle out of the name.
"Hi, Ned!" I heard over my shoulder. It was Rebecca, from the ad agency coming from the hairdressing salon on the other side of the parking lot. "What a nice day to be sitting outside."
"Hi Rebecca! You've caught me slaking off and enjoying my outdoor break room."
"That's gotta be the best break room I've ever seen and this is a great day for it."
We got to chatting about what fantastic weather we've been having this year and how fortunate we are to have it while the west is broiling and the east coast is awash in rain and ravaged by wind. It's like we're in this mild weather bubble. The same kind of weather patterns we had two summers ago, in 2012. I blame Canada for our perfect summer. And the jet stream. It's those waves in the jet stream that dip way down south right around us that lingers and brings that refreshing northern air our way and keeps most of that hot, moist air and all the weather associated with it to the west and east of us.
She came closer as we chatted and was soon sitting on the deck with me.
According to a recent NOAA report, most of the world experienced warmer-than-average monthly temperatures with record high average temperature for June in many parts of the world and above average temperatures in most of the rest... Only a few areas in North America, Far East Russia, and small parts of central and northeastern Europe were cooler or much cooler than average, it said.
That's us here in western NY (and the Great Lakes basin)! It's true. We are in a climate change oasis.
It was refreshing to have the discussion with someone who shares the same outlook on it. We seemed to get more animated and excited about it as we sat talking. We both feel we are blessed to have the tremendous fresh water resources this area enjoys, one that becomes even more so when parts of the west and south become more parched. Will there be a new migration into our area as people elsewhere in the country start to see how good we've got it here (even if it does snow in the winter)? Could be. I have a niece in Texas who's husband is making plans to move the family northward, away from the perpetual heat and brown to someplace green. He's probably not the only one thinking "go where the water is".
We we're leaning in close to each other by this point, both of us just having a good time talking together. I looked her in the eyes. "If you've got time I don't need to start any projects right away, we could continue this conversation inside." I winked at her.
She smiled and winked back. "I've got all afternoon."
So we did. And a perfect summer day got even better after we got inside and locked the door.
I do like it when Rebecca drops by. Life in our little global climate change oasis is good.
En-Joy!
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HNW - Golf
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Posted:Jul 23, 2014 3:58 am
Last Updated:Jul 31, 2014 12:36 pm
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Golf is one sport I've never done much. If you don't count miniature golf. But, hey, it's HNW day so I'll give it a try even though I only have one club and two balls to play with.
I'm not sure I could pull this off at the country club (although if there is one where I could I want to join!). So I'm sticking with Wii golf today.
Here I am getting a grip on the club...
And now I'm lining up my shot...
Here I am putting for a birdie...
Happy HNW! En-Joy!
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HNW - Woods and Camping
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Posted:Jul 16, 2014 2:43 am
Last Updated:Jul 23, 2014 4:00 am
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I don't get as many chances to go camping as I used to. It's been too long, really. There's not enough time for it. I recently took my first real vacation in years. That's a consequence of being a small business owner. Vacations are usually compressed into four day weekends. It was nice to be in the woods, in the mountains of New Hampshire for a week,. Although it did make me wish I could spend a few nights camping out.
Still, I do get out into the woods for hiking and mischief making from time to time. I brought my bicycle on vacation and did some riding on mountain roads even if there wasn't time for camping. I hike in parks and state forests as often as I can in summer. And I always have my camera handy.
Here I am planning my camping/hiking expedition...
Here I'm on the trail, scouting for a good place to have lunch...
When I hear a twig snap behind me. I turn around... and, oh my!, There you are walking up the trail my way...
Are you smiling?
En-Joy!
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Surviving The Summer Reunion - Oh Deer!
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Posted:Jul 13, 2014 2:07 pm
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2014 5:26 am
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Yes, I did survive the summer family reunion. And had fun doing it! With a few unexpected adventures along the way.
Road Trip
The drive to get there was comfortable and we had a great day, partly sunny and in the seventies. We managed to take one wrong turn. Well not so much wrong as unexpected. And on a familiar part of the route! We did explore some new roads we'd never tried before earlier. But on the final leg of our route we went astray. Our first unexpected adventure. With our paper maps we plotted a correction and soon got back on course. On the way home those paper maps rescued two groups of travelers who'd gotten lost following their GPS maps, but I'm getting ahead of the story.
Family Time
Most events were focused at the near century old family cottage on the biggest lake in NH. There's only a few bedrooms there so we rented a big lodge on another lake about 7 miles away where the largest group of us slept. That big group did seem to have a lot of inertia, though. Breakfast seemed to last from 7 am until almost noon. I was so glad I brought my bicycle with us. By nine, or earlier, every morning I was ready to get over to the cottage so I set off on my bicycle.
All roads from the lodge were uphill, or so it seemed. There is a mountain between the lodge and the cottage. I go out of my way sometimes at home to find hills to climb on my bike rides but we just don't have any like that hill! I wasn't in a race. I used my lowest gears and took my time going up. And up. And up. Until it seemed like it would never end. But it did. I crested the ridge and got a good look out at the big lake and that sweet downhill road winding before me.
The view from the crest at dawn
The rest of the ride was so fast and so exhilarating I was giggling like a when I got to the cottage, arms raised over my head like I'd just won the Tour de France, and coasted up the gravel driveway. My wife would drive over an hour or so later and bring some of the other early starters with her. The rest would show up sometime after noon. Lots of swimming and boating and drinking of beer and wine followed. And connecting and reconnecting with far flung family members.
There were moments of little spats and drama. Seems some people can't avoid it. It's why I didn't spend a lot of time at the big lodge. I did get caught up in a little when I tried to organize a spelunking expedition to a nearby cave for the last day, after checking out of the lodge, for those who didn't have flights to catch. Apparently it was seen as an attempt to skip out on cleaning up the lodge for check out. I pushed back, calmly, that there was no reason to wait until the last minute, that there's no reason we couldn't have all that done before the 10 am deadline. I walked away when the discussion started going in circles. But, gee, everyone pitched in and we did have the place cleaned and ready by nine that morning. Several of us did go walk through the cave, too. And then it was time to leave, with promises that it won't be another 10 years before we do it again.
Not Quite Home Free
We had one final adventure on the drive home when deer ran out crossing the highway in front of us. Luckily there were no cars in the lane next to us. I braked hard and swerved. Thought I'd missed it. It shook the car when it bounced off the drivers side door and rear panel and then scampered .back across the road and into the woods. I pulled over and took a look to see what damage there was and there was none! I was very wide awake the rest of the 300 mile drive home.
Return Trip
We're going back in the Fall. Just a few of us. To help my cousin modernize the electric wiring and bring it all up to code. Let's just say there were shortcuts taken from time to time as new circuits were added over the years. It's always been a tradition to help on some improvement or repair project whenever we've stayed there. Gives us a connection to the place, makes it feel like home for the whole family. There wasn't much time for that this trip but we'll make up for it when we get back.
I hope your summer is as unfolding with as much joy for you!
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HNW - Summer Celebration!
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Posted:Jul 2, 2014 6:50 am
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2014 4:59 pm
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It's summer!
And the Independence Day weekend is almost here. Time to celebrate!
I started early. I've been on vacation. On vacation from home and work, traveling. And on vacation from the site, too. It's been a busy season and I haven't made much time for posting here lately.
Here are two pictures for this weeks theme.
On vacation, enjoying a day on the lake, swimming and boating. I did some biking on that day too. Those mountain roads have some long hills to climb! And are awesome roads to ride once the top is finally crested.
And me getting ready to celebrate the 4th of July holiday. There would be some fireworks in the pictrure but I'm not allowed to bring them inside the house (anymore ).
Everyone have a happy and safe holiday and be careful with fireworks!
En-joy!
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Reunion - A "Bucket List" Epiphany
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Posted:Jun 6, 2014 7:13 pm
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2014 6:51 am
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I just got the car back from it's pre-trip pampering. Fresh oil and wiper blades and a mechanical check up. A new sway bar and mount were called for and installed. It's ready to rock and roll on down the highway.
Once, I thought when the were on their own we'd be carrying a lighter load on these vacation car trips. There's less luggage to squeeze in. And no toys and boomboxes or games and activities - or passengers* - for the back seat. And sometimes that's been true. But, then, I realized, with all that extra room I should be bringing MY toys!
I'm bringing my bicycle. It fits inside my Honda Element. I tried it out last Monday. Loaded it up and drove to a park along the Erie Canal then took a long ride on the tow path trail. All those past vacation trips to visit family with the I wanted to bring my bicycle along. There's was never a chance. Too much other stuff to tote along. And if I'd have brought mine then I would have had to bring 3 more.
It's one of those "I always wanted to do that" things and I guess that makes it something I can check off my bucket list. Not that I've really been keeping one, not consciously or specifically. An opportunity I didn't expect came along. I discovered after I first got the Element last winter that I could get my bike inside it. I thought that would be good for doing things like that Canal trail ride. And then it occurred to me - I could bring it along on vacation like I've always wanted to! And that makes it a bucket list thing and in 10 days I can check it off the list.
Maybe there will be some others, too. This has got me thinking. I don't know how many more of these trips I'll get to take. Especially the vacationing with family. We're all not getting any younger. I still enjoy traveling. And I'll be more aware of those opportunities, I hope, when the chance to do one of those "always wanted to" things happens. No more "I'll do it next time" or "I would, but..." I'm still not making a list. Just staying open to possibilities.
I am making a different list - my packing list. And I thought this was going to get simpler and easier! The list keeps getting longer even as I check things off. I've been monitoring the pre-event background drama but staying out of it. Except for nudging the boat rental debate to settle on three days instead of four (mostly because other scheduled events superseded it). And when "cabin fever" sets in after we've been there a few days it might be time to get away and go check a few things off "the list". That would be better than giving in to the temptation to check off giving a few people who probably have it coming a piece of my mind. Nope. No need to make more drama... I'm going on this trip for a vacation and fun. That's why I'm bringing my bicycle. Or maybe I'll take the canoe out for a paddle...
* - There is one caveat. My will be flying in to the reunion from a trip to the west coast and will be riding back with us so we will have a return trip passenger (and luggage). But there's room. Just.
En-Joy!
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HNW - White Cotton
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Posted:Jun 4, 2014 1:20 pm
Last Updated:Jun 13, 2014 6:44 am
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It's Wednesday again and that means it's time for half naked selfies! So, I've got my "private" memory card in the camera and here goes -
Pulling on my shorts... Oops, maybe I shouldn't pull them up quite that far!
Now, don't they hide just a little too much of what you want to see? Shall I pull them done a bit for you?
Gee, it's hot in here already this morning. I guess I dodn't really need that tee shirt...
There, That's better!
Enjoy! And have a great HNW!
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HNW - Asses - Take 2
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Posted:May 28, 2014 11:05 am
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2014 1:23 pm
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I jumped the gun on this theme a few weeks ago. Here are a few more pictures from the archive done in the same theme.
These first two are similar to those I posted a few weeks ago. A view of me "half" naked and getting more so from the back side:
Another from the same series showing off my "assets" from a different angle:
And in this last one I go "all the way" (naked that is) on the bed:
Hoping everyone is having a happy and fun HNW!
En-Joy!
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HNW - Packaging
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Posted:May 21, 2014 11:09 am
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2014 2:15 pm
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It's been too hectic a week to take any new HNW pictures so I've repackaged an old one for this week's theme.
Here I am packaged for display and wrapped as your special gift...
En-Joy HNW, everyone!
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