HNW - Out Takes
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Posted:May 14, 2014 2:32 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2014 11:12 am
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Some of the out takes I get shooting selfies for HNW just show a bit more of me than I intended. Those go into the "private" file. For sharing, not for posting.
Others are poses that didn't work or things that went wrong sometime between setting the camera's timer and snapping the picture.
Sometimes it's comical. Here I was trying to hold a tray with two glasses and a bottle of wine in a "strategic" position when the wine bottle fell over. At least I stopped the chain reaction before it toppled and shattered the glasses. So much for my strategic alignment.
Here's a great shot of my shower - with a little of me off to the side. I thought the timer was set but it wasn't.
Sometimes I get pictures that are out of focus. Even with auto-focus turned on. It turns out it's easy to fool auto-focus.
On this one I got impatient with the timer. That can be a long ten seconds! I thought it had already taken the picture and I got up and moved toward the camera just as it snapped the shutter.
That's just a few of my out takes. I used to get a lot more than I do now. I've gotten more patient setting up the camera and waiting for that 10 seconds. And maybe a bit better at figuring angles and poses to capture something at least close to what I had in mind. But I still manage to find new ways to make out takes.
En-Joy! Happy HNW!
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HNW - "Behind" The Scenes
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Posted:May 7, 2014 5:07 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2014 2:34 pm
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Since I missed last week's HNW theme I've doubled up this week.
Only I've totally mixed up my theme dates and took pictures for the wrong theme this week. That's what I get for relying on my memory and not checking the "Upcoming Theme" post before getting my camera ready. Just as well. I'm not that big a hockey fan. Although it is nice to see the Bruins still alive in the playoffs.
So, here's the wrong theme, but nicely done!
A little showing of my back side - in Black and White pictures!
The view back there -
What's that? You want to see more?
Should I keep going?
But if I go any farther I might as well be all the way naked. And this is supposed to be half naked Wednesday. Well, OK. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Now that you have my shorts down around my ankles just what was it you wanted, anyway?
En-Joy!
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Family Reunion - A Drama In 7 Daily Acts
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Posted:May 6, 2014 7:51 pm
Last Updated:May 21, 2014 2:48 pm
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It's just two months away. Our vacation/family reunion.
Vacation!
Road trip!
Boats and sun and barbecues!
Sisters and brothers and cousins and aunts and uncles!
Drama!
And some of that has already started. There's no need to wait until we all get here for that anymore. There's plenty of it building in all the messages and e-mails "organizing" it. I'm looking forward to the road trip - it's a 380 mile drive for us. And it will be good to see everyone again. For a little while. Until the dramas come to the surface.
It was last November we decided to do it. "Let's get together for something other than a funeral," we all said.
It seemed like such a good idea at the time. We even set the date - the third week in June. And rented a big cottage on a lake not far from the family homestead.
It's a big family. Everyone has their own quirks and personality types and will act out their usual roles. Forewarned of the coming conflicts I'm preparing to resist the inevitable dramas and find ways to weave en-joyment from the week's activities. If I know what to expect it'll be easier to deal with it without being drawn into it. Here are the players:
Brother 1: The elite, logical aristocrat in charge. Think of Mr. Spock with a condescending one-up-on-you attitude. Might not always be right but never wrong.
He did take on the task of finding a rental place big enough, putting up a deposit, and chasing us all done to pony up for our share of the cost and deserves credit for that. But...
Sister-In-Law 1: The quartermaster. A serious food addict. Frequently posts food pictures on FB. Obsessive about planning meals and making sure we always have twice the amount of food we need. She's already posted a survey on-line to aid in "planning for all the communal meals". The food fights are starting already!
Sister 1: The social organizer. Will arrange everyone's plans, make car pool assignments, and make sure no one is left out of anything.
The Wife: The dragon slayer. Always happiest when she's slaying dragons and if there aren't any dragons she'll rouse some up. Has a solution for everything whether you need it or not.
The Rest: Assorted other brothers and sisters, in-laws, and cousins. Lots of different personalities and personas stirring the mix.
The Boat
Brother 1: "Let's all chip in and rent a boat for water skiing and partying."
"That would be great fun for a day." most of us agree.
Brother 1: "Let's see how much we can ante up and how many days we can rent one for!"
"There are other things we want to do, too."
Brother 1: "Let's go for four days. I'll pay the rental for the first two days and the rest of you can pass the hat for gas and rental for the other two days."
He did get a cousin to put up the fee for a third day. The rest of us said we're in for one of those days. He thinks that means the fourth day but we're all making other plans.
Which Way To The Grocery Store?
The latest chatter on FB is about whether here are Costco or BJ's stores nearby and which store is closest. Turns out neither of those. Regional grocery chains are the closest. Meanwhile the dragon slayer is sensing a dragon in the kitchen. "How did we ever have meals for the gang in the years before she came along?"
"Maybe I'll just stay home." OK. I'll miss you but I'll text you lots of pictures.
"OK, maybe I will go anyway."
My Plan - Divide And De-escalate
I started months ago. I made a list of things to do in the area, from easy to strenuous, with contact info and prices. I posted it to the family. Some things we could all do as a group and lots of things we could do in smaller groups. That's the key. Lot's of activities that take just a few hours, a morning or afternoon, so that people can go off and do them in smaller groups. Breaks up the tensions that build when too many people occupy the same place. Gives people chances to have more one-on-one interactions in different combinations. I've got a few favorites of mine in mind. Some hiking. Maybe some spelunking. A little bicycling. Canoeing. Kayaking. A scenic mountain train ride. Visit some waterfalls and natural water slides.
I re-posted the list this week. Now there's increasing chatter about all the other things people are planning on doing, in addition to all the major group activities. And that's a good thing. It should help tone down the dramas. And it will add to the fun.
There is one more part of my plan. We're going to get there two days "late". Couldn't be helped. Scheduling conflict. We'll miss the first two days of drama! But I'm sure we'll hear all about it.
En-Joy all your summer travels this year! 
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A Guy And His Porn - Part 1
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Posted:Apr 25, 2014 7:13 pm
Last Updated:May 4, 2014 7:31 pm
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Back in the dark ages, before the internet was born, I had a small collections of porn photos carefully taken out of porn magazines. Those are the ones I liked best and saved from each magazine. I kept my collection small. Easier to keep hidden that way. Only about a dozen or so photo sets so they'd fit in a binder that could be tucked into a plain brown wrapper and secreted away. It kept things simple. And taught me to be particular about which picture sets to keep. If my binder got to bulky I had to decide which pictures to discard. "Videos" were on 8mm film and way too much bother to deal with. Except for the occasional visit to the "peep show" booths at the porn shop.
That was then. Things have changed - and for the better. Here's my entire collection today:
Compact. Easily kept private. Ah, ain't the digital age wonderful! At first I just looked for free porn pictures on line. But there are limitations to that. Sometimes they are low resolution images. And some of the free sites are just loaded with malware. As I collected those free images I began to notice that many of my favorites came from just a few purveyors. So I paid for a subscription to one. Now, a few times a year I treat myself to a month's subscription to a different site. And then download all I want before the month runs out. They are better quality pictures and there are more of each model than what can be found for free.
And, yes, there are more than a dozen photo sets in my collection now. Hell, there are a few models I have a dozen different photo sets of just by themselves. And videos, too. It could easily be hundreds of different models that I've saved pictures of. But I'm still particular about what I like. I did an assessment today - there are 77 different women represented in my collection. From Abby to Zoe, from 19 to 65, short and tall, large and small, light, dark and tanned, A cups to double or triple D's, shaved and trimmed and bushy, too. But they all have some things in common. They all tickled my imagination enough to have been the object of some particularly satisfying fantasy. And they all look like they are having fun.
That's my number one selection criteria. They have to look like they are having fun. If they look like they are disgusted at what they are doing or if they have a far away, vacant, drunk or drugged look in their eyes then I'm not interested no matter how hot they look from the neck down. When I look into her eyes I want to see that someone is home. Someone who's facial expression says she wants me to get as naked as she is and have some fun.
Bad Smile - - A real turn off. She has similar expressions throughout the photo set.
Good Smile - - Makes me want to smile, too. A real turn on. I have nine photo sets and two videos of her. If they were the old paper magazine photos too many pages would be stuck together with cum by now. Another advantage of the digital age.
Once they've passed the "smiling eyes" test my selection criteria are a bit more nuanced. It's more than just this, but it's important, if I get hard previewing her photos then she's a real "maybe". Then it's a matter of what poses and views of her there are. A lot of that is pretty much the same from one set to another. I've noticed that photographers tend to have a template that differs some from one to the next that they use to capture all the views that they think we'll like.
I know what I like and those are the pictures I download. There are a lot of views that really turn me on and get me going and others that just don't. Or worse. Like extreme close ups that look two inches down a vagina spread wide open but show nothing else. Some must like that or they probably wouldn't include so many but I don't find them appealing at all. I skip those. I'll say more about my "turn ons" and "turn offs" in part two. It's a long list.
I don't download a lot though. From a good site there might be just 10 (or fewer) women whom I add to my permanent collection in a month of membership. I look at dozens of women's photos that are sexy and nice but just don't tickle my horny button enough. All of the ones I download are my favorites. And they're always there, ready to indulge my every fantasy. Sometimes two or three at a time. I do like when I have hot pictures of several sexy women all on the same bed or couch. It makes for good FMF fantasies.
My collection is still growing. And yet it still fits in my pocket. I'll probably keep adding to. As long as I can still remember all their names, at least. I do need to think about organizing it somehow though. That list of names is getting awfully long to scroll through...
I do wonder what kinds of porn women who are into it collect and what they look for in deciding what to keep. Or do they just view on-line without saving any?
En-Joy!
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HNW - Red
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Posted:Apr 23, 2014 2:22 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2014 7:14 pm
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Here I am with my red socks...
My Red Sox are off to a slow start this year...
Here's another take on the "red" theme. My red birthmark. And if you have a good enough imagination you might even see a dragon.
Have a great and happy Half Naked Wednesday!
En-Joy!
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HNW - Masks and Stockings
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Posted:Apr 16, 2014 2:45 am
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2014 2:23 am
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We have a great green space alien mask. I went and pulled out our Halloween props and make-up box and i was right there where it's supposed to be. It's also about 25 years old. The rubber has gotten all cracked and dried out. I'm not putting that on my head...
So here's my next idea on the masks and stocking theme.
Hey, it's cold today. In the 70's and 80's on the weekend and snow yesterday! The little fella needed something to keep him warm on his morning workout...
En-Joy!
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HNW - Spring Flowers?
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Posted:Apr 9, 2014 6:14 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2014 2:46 am
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It was a great Spring day this Wednesday. Oh, it was a bit nippy in the morning but the sun warmed it up quickly. The kind of day that makes you want to get outdoors. And I did, as much as I could. I emptied all the trash bins. And spent time out side gibber jabbering with anyone who happened to be coming or going. I opened up the big double doors and lolly gagged bringing in a small material delivery. And chatted in the sun with the driver.
There should be Spring flowers in bloom today. There usually is by now. But not this year.
I should have been able to go out to the back yard and pick a Spring bouquet. But not this year.
Maybe it's just as well. It's been a very busy week. Work and the time I spend on it has picked up. I'm recycling a picture I took two years ago when we had plenty of flowers blooming in the back yard.
I'll have to get creative with adding them in to upcoming themes - when my back yard pops into bloom. More days like today would help!
En-Joy!
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HNW - Play Ball!
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Posted:Apr 2, 2014 3:50 am
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2014 6:15 pm
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It really is Spring. At Last!
I saw opening day baseball on TV. The first few innings of the Mets against the Nationals. I heard it from the umpire himself. Spring arrived the moment he turned and said "Play Ball!"
And I'm ready. I've always liked playing ball. I've played the infield and I've played the outfield. I've gotten some hits and a few home runs. And some strikeouts, too.
I like baseball and softball, too.  In fact, I'm ready to play. Just warming the bench right now but I'll get a chance to play...
Oh, put me in, hon, I'm ready to play today
Put me in, hon, I'm ready to play today
Look at me, I can be your centerfold...
En-Joy!
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The Weatherman Must Die!
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Posted:Mar 26, 2014 7:40 pm
Last Updated:Apr 2, 2014 3:53 am
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I heard the forecast while I was making the first pot of coffee this morning. "Colder with flurries later this afternoon. An inch or two of accumulation."
Alright, that's it. Doesn't that weatherman know that Spring started almost a week ago? Who the hell does he think he is bringing us MORE snow now? Once the coffee was brewing I got on the phone to let that weatherman have a piece of my mind and tell him we need Spring weather not more winter.
He was very patient with me. Explained that he doesn't really get to decide the weather. Other than for local things like lake effect snow. He told me this is a weather front moving across sate lines and that makes it a federal issue. He gave me the number of the National Weather Service Office in Buffalo.
The feds weren't as nice as the local guy. They acted like they weren't in charge at all. Like I was going to believe that! They don't call it the National Weather SERVICE for nothing. I tried to explain that the taxpayers of western NY deserve better weather and that we've already had more than our usual share of snow this winter and that if they have to make it snow they should make it snow someplace that didn't get enough.
And you know what he said? There aren't any places that didn't get enough and we're just going to have to take what they give us! And then he said the east coast is getting a foot or two today and would I like him to send some of that our way since the people in New England have had way more than we have already. I told him he didn't need to do that.
So, we're not going to get Spring right away and there's nothing our local weatherman can do about it. I guess we up-staters don't donate to the right political causes to have any clout with the feds because they think we should just let Spring happen on it's on time. They're not going to help.
I'm waiting... and waiting... Really, I'm ready for it. Damn! Where the hell is it?
En-Joy!
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HNW - Bubbles
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Posted:Mar 25, 2014 7:37 pm
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2014 6:04 am
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Soap bubbles, champagne bubbles, thought bubbles, Bubbles the dancer at the Klassy Kat Lounge, bubble gum, bubble baths, on the bubble, half a bubble off - so many different bubbles!
Here I am "living in a bubble".
Am I in a bubble floating away or floating towards you?
Happy HNW.
En-Joy!
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HNW - A Splash Of Yellow
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Posted:Mar 19, 2014 3:03 am
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2014 6:34 am
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There just aren't any daffodils growing here yet. Last week's blizzard hasn't finished melting away yet. The flowers that bloom in the Spring... might be late this year.
Two days after all that snow we had temperatures in the 50s. Winter is starting to thaw out. We might even get rain today. And the warm weather has got me feeling ambitious about Spring cleaning. After all that dusty dirty work I needed a shower. So I decided to take a shower. I have a yellow towel to dry myself with - - -
"Oh! I didn't know you were here!"
"Come on in while I finish drying off."
"Fell free to help out."
En-Joy!
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