Stalemate In The Battle Of The Sexes?
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Posted:Nov 13, 2013 8:29 am
Last Updated:Nov 20, 2013 4:58 am
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I was going through and cleaning out my enigma box when I found an oldie but goodie.
It's a piece of paper and on one side it says "The statement on the other side is false." When you turn it over it says "The statement on the other side is true." So here is that enigma presented in a new way that's just so perfect for posting here. Haven't we all found ourselves in just such a conundrum from time to time?
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HNW - Leather and Me
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Posted:Nov 13, 2013 4:05 am
Last Updated:Nov 20, 2013 4:57 am
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I have neither leather nor lacey underwear. But I do like to wear this suede leather jacket in the Fall. It helps keep out those cold November breezes.
Somehow, I'm still feeling a bit of a breeze, though.
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Like Writing On The Bathroom Wall
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Posted:Nov 10, 2013 5:33 am
Last Updated:Nov 13, 2013 4:05 am
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I got a very strange message in my inbox late last night.
The user name was just a six digit number. A couple, 48M/48F, who are gold members and live nearby. The profile photo is a nice cleavage pic.
The message said, "ok when you get around call her 585-***-**** she is hunting men in the bar rt now call her"
Hot damn!!! This is better than winning the lottery!! 
I have no idea what to make of that. I've never interacted with this couple before. If it even is a couple. As far as I know they don't have a blog. I've never chatted or exchanged messages with them before. And now I'm tipped off to how she's horny and on the prowl. I better hurry and call! 
So, I'm wondering. Is this the digital age equivalent of that old message scribbled on the bathroom wall, "For a good time call Sally at xxx-xxxx"?
Whatever it is I'm sure it's trouble with a capital "T". These things always leave me wondering, just who is there, and how many, who will take the bait and fall for it, whatever it is? Not me, but then, I was never tempted to call Sally, either... (Although I once knew someone who did and he said Sally really wasn't very much of a good time on the phone at all!)
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Do Scammers Make ACA Legit?
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Posted:Nov 6, 2013 8:06 am
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2013 2:05 am
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Just when I think I've seen every phony e-mail scheme...
I got an e-mail from my accounting department today. "Your Health Care Forms" was the title. A short note, "Attached is scanned copies of the required forms. The originals have been mailed to you. Please contact me if you have any corrections." There was a dot zip file attached. It was sent from accounting @ mycompany dot com.
Since I run a one man shop I figured a discussion with the accounting department was in order before I click on that attachment. So I called myself and asked, "Did I send me any health care forms?" It turns out I did not send them to myself afterall.
Scammers and phishers have jumped on the Obamacare bandwagon. Bad news for the anti-crusaders. Now that the scammers have gotten on board it will never go away! There's way too much money in it now.
I get at least one scam a day at my business e-mail. Yesterday it was "Your Wire Transfer Did Not Complete". The day before it was an "incoming fax message" and the "Voice Message from Unknown." Like I'm dumb enough to think that voice mail comes in a zip file! And that's in addition to the scam profile views and messages I get from "female" bots on this site. The ones who are invariably 35 years younger than me but just can't wait to hear form me. But aren't patient enough to keep their profiles active a few hours to give me time to reply.
I do hope the reorganization will break the connection between A F F and the various pay for porn websites that are behind so much of those phony "bot" profiles so we can en-joy this site without those commercial scams. I accept it as part of the landscape in my outside business accounts. It would be nice to be free of that here where I pay for membership and it's privileges and the site management supposedly prohibits it.
Hoping your day is spam and scam free!
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HNW - My Favorite Hats
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Posted:Nov 6, 2013 3:13 am
Last Updated:Nov 13, 2013 5:10 am
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Over many years these are the two hats I've worn the most often.
I usually hang the baseball cap on the "wait til next year" hook at the end of September. I got an extra month of wearing it this year and then hung it the "this IS next year" hook. 
The other one protects me from bumps and bruises. And it gives new meaning to "Put a helmet on that little soldier!"
I rode my bicycle without a helmet until one night 30 years ago, coming home from the "B" shift, some ass with a golf club tried to separate me from my bicycle. I rode through it and went out a bought a helmet the next day. I've never had a spill where I needed it but there have been a few close calls and I've been glad I had it. I never ride without a helmet. 
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I Did It At School Today!
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Posted:Nov 5, 2013 6:57 am
Last Updated:Nov 6, 2013 3:16 am
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I did it. On my first stop this morning. At the nearby high school.
If they're doing it near you, you should do it to!
I voted to throw them all out. Well, most of them. It's time to shake up city government. We've had one party rule for too long. I voted against Albany corruption too, casting a "No" vote for a dishonestly worded initiative. If they can't be honest in how they word the ballot question why should we reward them with a "yes" vote?
Get up, get out, and vote today! Or not. Just don't complain about the result if you don't.
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Things I Found Cleaning Out The Attic
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Posted:Nov 4, 2013 6:10 pm
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2013 10:34 am
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We've been in this house for thirty one years now. Long enough to pay off the mortgage. And accumulate an attic full of stuff. I mean, packed full. Boxes and bags stacked everywhere and just a few narrow aisles to navigate between them. One of us is a bit of a pack rat. Just can't let go of old stuff. Even if it's junk. "Don't throw that out. Put it up in the attic."
I've started this project before. But this time I'm serious about it. It's too big. That's why it never got done before. So I'm doing a little bit every week, hauling out enough to fill the trash bin. The first two weeks were easy. I hauled obviously broken and useless stuff straight to the trash bin. But now that I'm getting to the old clothes. The boss has to sort them before I throw them in the trash. There might be something worth keeping. So I brought it down to the bedroom for sorting.
Here are a few of the interesting items I found:
1. Old clothes that are still good and still fit one of us. In the "Biz bag" with those. (* Does anybody else remember those old laundry soap commercials?)
2. My old DayTimer book with years of carefully stored calendars and notes from my time at the picture factory. In the trash bin.
3. An overly used crib mattress complete with duct tape patches. Why did that not go out on the curb decades ago?
4. Bags and boxes of old and mostly worn out clothes. I think one of us was saving them to pass on to the grand one day but, surprisingly, they're still worn out. In the trash bin (at last)! **
5. A high precision, magnesium slide rule. So much better than the plastic ones. From my days as a geek in the pre-digital age. And it still works!  That's a keeper.
6. A framed high school diploma from the 1940's for someone we've never heard of. I have no idea where it came from or why it's in my attic. In the trash bin.
* The "Biz bag", if I remember it right, is were that perfect TV commercial family tossed their particularly soiled laundry for the perfect TV commercial mom to make sparkling clean again with Biz laundry detergent. None of that stuff ever ended up on the bathroom floor or under the sofa on TV. Nope. Those perfect TV always got it "In the Biz bag!"
** Well, not quite in the trash. Not all of it. Now we have six different piles - the keepers, the stuff to donate, the stuff one of the might want, the stuff her cousin might want for costumes for an amateur theater group, and the trash. And the Biz bag. The trash is in the bin outside. The Biz bag stuff is in the washer. The rest is stacked neatly in the entrance hall to be distributed.
Someplace up there is a stash of 1980s era porn mags that I lost track of. Probably hidden someplace in the stacks and boxes of books and magazines. That makes it a bit like a treasure hunt...
What's the most interesting thing you found the last time you cleaned out your attic or garage or whatever?
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"What? You Want Me To Use One Of Those?!!?"
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Posted:Nov 2, 2013 7:01 am
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2013 6:10 pm
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Peter and Eadie had gotten through extended foreplay and were now fully undressed on the bed. He rolled on top of her, his arms around her and kissed her. Their kiss lingered, tongues meeting and exploring. He propped himself up and started rubbing his rock hard cock along her pussy slit.
"Mmmm. That's nice" she said. "But this is where you need to put your condom on."
"You Want Me To Use One Of Those?!! Oh, come on, babe. We're both clean and disease free we don't need that."
(Depending on Eadie's temperament this is either where her knee reminds him that sometimes he needs protection or she tries to assuage his reluctance. Let's assume that.)
She says, "Why, it's such a simple and easy way to be sure. Why don't you like them?"
"They take away some feeling, I don't feel all the same sensations. It's just not as good."
In other words, she thinks to herself, I'm not good enough without that little bit of difference. But she stays in her persuasive mood and says, "Well, babe, what you're about to experience is so much more than what you've ever had before you won't even notice the difference. And afterwards you'll forget you were even wearing one."
"Oh, I know you'll be that good. It's just that they fit so tight. I won't be able to tell if it's you or the condom doing the squeezing."
Eadie smiles and whispers in his ear while her hand strokes his manhood, "Why, of course, a man of your stature would have to squeeze to fit into a regular condom. Have you tried a larger size?"
"Oh. Ah. Well, no I haven't"
"If you had a condom that fit better would you use it? For me?"
"Well, I guess... yea, if I had one. OK, I'll get one for next time."
"If there is a next time you can bring an extra one to pay me back for the loan" she says and turns to the night stand next to the bed. She opens the drawer, brings out a condom and hands it to him.
(This is where Peter's temperament either leads him to stubbornly strike out or to take a swing and put the ball in play. Let's assume that.)
"For you, my sweet delight, I would try anything."
He takes the condom and asks her to help put it on. It's so much more fun that way. Before long he is back on top, rubbing his now wrapped cock along her pussy slit. "Oh, yes baby!" she coos. "NOW put it in me."
"Oh, yes," he says, "but first..." He rolls over and reaches down to the floor for his pants. He fishes a small plastic package out of his pocket. "I thought it would be fun to try this." He hands her the package. It's a Vibrating Johnny, a flexible soft plastic ring with a small vibrator attached. "It will give us both some extra stimulation."
"What? You Want Me To Use One Of Those?!! You don't you think I'll give you enough stimulation myself? Or don't you think you're man enough without it?"
"Oh, I'm sure you'll be so much more than I've ever had before, just like you said. And I'll be the same for you. Now imagine all that and just one notch better. Beside if I'm gonna dress that bad boy up in this tuxedo we should give him a bow tie, too." "
"Oh, my!" She giggled. "OK, let's give it a try'"
He opens the package, slides it on, down the base of his cock and presses the on switch. "Now, where were we..." They wrap themselves in each other's arms and soon they are back to business. "Oh, yes, just like that" she coos as he slips into her. "Oh, more!"
Pete pushes himself in a little deeper. He rocks back and in a little farther. Teasingly. "OH, yes, more!" she sighs. Finally he thrusts himself in hard, all the way, pressing the nubs on the vibrator against her clit. "OHHH! YES! MMmmm!!....."
And it was all they'd hoped for and a little bit more...
I found a variety of these toys on display when I was shopping for condoms at my local MallMart (see In Search Of The Perfect Condom). And I thought vibrators were just for girls! So I bought a few to try out. One has little little rubbery "fingers" instead of nubs for clitoral stimulation. One has two vibrators opposite each other on the ring. A little extra stimulation for him. They were fun and did add to the pleasure but I thought they were a bit weak on vibrations. The "Vibrating Johnny" came as a bonus in a 30 condom sampler tin I ordered from Condom Depot. It's vibration is much more intense than the others. If you want to add a little bit extra to your love life perhaps you should try any of these. They last about 20 to 30 minutes before the built in battery is spent.
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In Search Of The Perfect Condom
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Posted:Oct 30, 2013 12:19 pm
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2013 7:02 am
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Not all condoms are created equal
Another blogger recently posted a poll asking men and woman about condom usage (always, sometimes, never?). It's a topic that comes up frequently on this site. There are a lot of excuses given for not using a condom but few real reasons. If you are hooking up for sex here there is no good excuse for not wearing a condom. There are so many reasons for that and it's been covered in a lot of blog posts here and in "safe sex" literature and promotion outside this site.
Loss of sensitivity is a frequently mentioned excuse. That worked a lot better before the invention of latex rubber. With a properly sized condom the loss of sensation is minimal. Condoms with extra thin rubber reduce that loss even more. Quite frankly, there is so much touching and feeling going on during sex that the very minor loss of sensation only on the shaft of the penis has never detracted from the overall pleasure of the experience. Or kept me from cumming.
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One size definitely does not fit all
The wrong size condom does interfere with the joy of sex. A lot. I suspect that a lot of those who make the loss of sensitivity excuse have never en-joyed the experience of a properly sized condom. Ultra-thin doesn't mean ultra-pleasure if it's ultra-tight!
When I was young condoms weren't easily available. They kept them behind the counter, out of sight. Attitudes were different then. Where I grew up, in Massachusetts, it was against the law for physicians to discuss birth control with their female patients! That was back when getting a book "Banned in Boston" was a fast track to the NY Times best seller list. Times have changed. They are out on the shelves,on display, and their is a staggering variety of sizes an styles.
So, I've set out to find the perfect condom.
And I'm going to rate them here. From time to time I'll post a comparison of several condoms with a discussion of their pluses and minuses. I found some on-line comparison studies. One was from Consumer Reports. Very technical. Mostly tested for effectiveness, not pleasure. Most of us won't be inflating them with 45 liters of air. I found another report that was much more helpful. They had actually surveyed users of the different products and had a rating system based on actual use. I found it at Condom Depot (dot com slash reviews slash best-condoms dot cfm).
I bought a variety pack from my local MegaMart store and order a 30 condom sampler tin from Condom Depot (3 each of 10 different kinds). I've been finding quite a range of experiences with the different brands and styles. Some good, some not so good. I'll share my thoughts on three of the styles here today - Tojan Latex Condom, Trojan BareSkin, and Trustex Extra Large. All three of these brands were adequately (lightly) lubed.
Tojan Latex Condom: This is a pretty widely known "old standby" condom variety. And probably one of the reasons I never liked using condoms that much, "if I have too." The fit was a bit tight. The rubber stretches with a medium amount of force or pressure. How easily the rubber stretches to fit is turning out to be an important factor in a satisfactory experience. These are not the thinnest of condoms and sensitivity is moderately affected. I rated it "medium" for sensitivity. Overall it allowed an acceptable experience. Not great but OK.
Trojan BareSkin: This is made from a thinner latex to improve sensitivity. While it did do that I had some problems with this condom. Starting with the fit. It was just too small. The fit was very tight. I like my cock squeezed tight during sex but by a woman's flesh not by a tube of rubber. The first problem came in unrolling it over the head of my cock. This is where stretchability of the rubber makes a big difference. It was very hard to get that roll of rubber to stretch enough to go over the head of my cock. Ouch! It took a minute to get revved up again after that. It was tight enough to be uncomfortable, despite the improved sensitivity. Coitus Interuptus, an unacceptable experience.
Trustex Extra Large: This was a better fit. The slightly larger ring and good stretchability made unrolling it over my penis head problem free. The good fit and thin rubber made for the most sensitivity of any I've tried so far. A very good condom that facilitated a very good experience. By far, the best of these three.
** Of course, "individual results may vary". What works for me might not be good for you. I recommend trying several varieties until you find one that you like. And then use it. For all the well known reasons. For the women out there who sometimes get resistance to requests to "put a helmet on that soldier" perhaps having several sizes on hand would allow you to offer something to overcome his resistance. "Oh, I know they can be uncomfortable but maybe you just haven't tried one big enough. Would you like to try one of these larger sizes?." Hey, it might be flattering enough that he gives it a try.
Next time I'll share my experiences with a couple of ribbed styles.
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HNW: Short Handed On Halloween
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Posted:Oct 30, 2013 8:00 am
Last Updated:Nov 6, 2013 7:08 am
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Ever have one of those moments when you wished you had a third hand?
We keep one around the shop for those jobs when two hands just aren't enough. It can be so handy!
We've had this gag for years and years. I love wearing it when I pass the candy bowl around to the little trick-or-treaters who show up. Some of them are afraid to reach into the bowl held by the severed hand! Those who make it up the driveway, past the glow in the dark skeleton that levitates out of it's coffin, that is...
Happy HNW Halloween!
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She Said "I wish baseball was not so slow... I fall asleep."
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Posted:Oct 27, 2013 5:29 pm
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2013 8:05 am
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She's been very understanding about baseball this Fall. So far. It's not my fault, really. I'm not usually a sports junkie. When she wanted to go out last night I was so conflicted. I want to spend some time with her and make her feel like she is the only thing that's on my mind while I'm with her. But the Red Sox are in the World Series! The Sox are my family of origin team. I grew up (mostly) in northeastern Massachusetts. The Red Sox are part of so many happy summer memories of that nurturing family I grew up in. Maybe they're not quite in my blood but they are embedded in my psyche.
She let me talk her into an afternoon date. A matinee. Followed by dinner and retiring to her place just in time to watch the game together. We'd gotten in, poured each of us a beer and settled down to watch the game when she said it.
"I wish baseball was not so slow... I fall asleep."
"I know a way to keep that from happening."
"Oh, what's that?"
"We have to play along with the action. See, when a runner gets to first base then we kiss and get to first base ourselves."
"Ooh. I like that." She said. "then what?"
"Well, when a runner gets to second base then we 'get to second base', too." I continued, explaining some of the other "rules".
If the hand slides into "second base" under the tag it's safe.
Always field a "pop up" with two hands.
Remember, a soft touch works best on squeeze plays.
After a home run you have to touch all the "bases" and then score.
If there's a balk you have to put your clothes on and start over.
Every three outs swap positions.
Are you getting the idea of how it goes? Makes watching baseball a lot more fun, doesn't it? There's more:
The pitcher is allowed to go to his tongue on the mound.
Pitcher changes mean you have to use the handedness of the new pitcher so if he's a southpaw you have to lead with your left hand. Unless this is a team effort and you're watching in a group. Then you all just change "pitchers", of course.
You have to use a little lube every time the batter goes to the pine tar on his bat.
Not only did she not fall asleep. The slow pace of the game just made playing along all the more fun! (Although technically we played a double header while they where just doing the one game.)
What other deliciously interesting "rules" can you readers post here for the game of playing along with the game? (I'm trying to work in something about a bunt - it just seems a natural - but can't quite find it...)
En-Joy The Games!
(And thanks to she who shared that thought about the pace of the games that got me thinking of all the ways I would keep her awake...)
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3 am Caller - Breakfast or Booty?
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Posted:Oct 27, 2013 8:56 am
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2013 8:05 am
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It's 3:00 am and the doorbell ringing and you wakes you up. You have an unexpected visitor. It's your lover/boyfriend/girlfriend/last night's coffee date and he/she wants to have breakfast with you. Assuming of course this is someone you want to have breakfast with, you have strawberry jam, honey, wine, bread, cheese, chocolate syrup, canned whip cream, and some extra light olive oil.
My question is, if this happened to you, what is the first thing you would open?
There's only one right answer! I'll leave the comments private for a day so you can't peek at the other answers.
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It's iParty Time!
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Posted:Oct 26, 2013 4:27 am
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2013 8:57 am
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At "love Ins" back in the sixties I never would have predicted that orgy parties would become what they have today. And we thought we were on the vanguard of a new world!
Those nowadays!
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