The religion of Global Warming
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Posted:Dec 19, 2009 9:31 pm
Last Updated:Jan 25, 2010 12:45 pm
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Geting ready for that Global Warming snow storm? I'm hoarding up on milk, snow shovels, ice melt, toilet paper, and bread....and then sell back to you for $10 each.
Have you seen recently the followers of the religion of Global Warming calls it now Climate Change? So if the Earth goes colder or warmer they still want to tax you to death and take away your car.
Remember without global climate change you might have a dinosaur or a wooly mamanth in your backyard.
But this time it's man's fault....especially Republicans.
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MAKING NOTE, LEAVING DOGGIE AT HOME....
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Posted:Dec 11, 2009 12:34 am
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2009 11:24 pm
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Cheating wife caught out after leaving family outside bar where she met her lover... just as her husband walked past
By Nick Pisa
Husband's best friend: The man was alerted to his wife's affair by his pet Yorkshire Terrier (file photo)
A cheating wife was caught by her husband after he spotted their faithful Yorkshire terrier tied up outside a bar.
The 40-year-old man was out with the couple's two young when he spotted the tethered to a lamp post. The pet happily started barking when he spotted his master.
Earlier the unnamed man's wife, 35, had told him she was taking the for a walk to meet friends for a coffee. She said she would be back in a couple of hours.
But as the man walked past the pub in Caltanissetta, Sicily, the excited canine inadvertently uncovered her lie. The man stopped to look in the bar for his wife - but was stunned to see her in a passionate clinch with the owner.
He stormed inside and had a furious argument with his wife which ended in a brawl with her lover.
Police were eventually called to calm the situation down. The owner was taken to hospital where he was treated for cuts and bruises before being discharged.
A police spokesman said: 'Officers were called to the scene and the situation was explained to them by those involved.
'The wife was caught out by the family's pet Yorkshire - dog's certainly are a man's best friend it would seem.
'We have taken no action against the man but I understand he has contacted lawyers and the couple are divorcing.'
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Beisbol
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Posted:Nov 11, 2009 12:44 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 10:2 pm
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Liga de Beisbol Profesional de Puerto Rico starts this Thursday as the Mayagues Indios takes on Arecibo Lobos! Via Indios!
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AND NOW SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
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Posted:Nov 1, 2009 9:33 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 10:2 pm
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AND NOW SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT….
Fellatio by Fruit Bats Prolongs Copulation Time
From students from School of Biological Sciences, University of Bristol, Bristol, United Kingdom, College of Life Sciences, Guangxi Normal University, Guilin, China, and School of Life Sciences, East China Normal University, Shanghai, China
Oral sex is widely used in human foreplay, but rarely documented in other animals. Fellatio has been recorded in bonobos Pan paniscus, but even then functions largely as play behaviour among juvenile males. The short-nosed fruit bat Cynopterus sphinx exhibits resource defence polygyny and one sexually active male often roosts with groups of females in tents made from leaves. Female bats often lick their mate's penis during dorsoventral copulation. The female lowers her head to lick the shaft or the base of the male's penis but does not lick the glans penis which has already penetrated the vagina. Males never withdrew their penis when it was licked by the mating partner. A positive relationship exists between the length of time that the female licked the male's penis during copulation and the duration of copulation. Furthermore, mating pairs spent significantly more time in copulation if the female licked her mate's penis than if fellatio was absent. Males also show postcopulatory genital grooming after intromission. At present, we do not know why genital licking occurs, and we present four non-mutually exclusive hypotheses that may explain the function of fellatio in C. sphinx.
THESE STUDENTS REALLY REALLY HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS….WHATEVER HAPPEN TO KEGGERS
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Here's a Halloween costume idea.
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Posted:Oct 21, 2009 12:02 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 10:2 pm
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HEY A MONSTER MASH COSTUME IDEA...
'Ho White and the Seven Dwarves' beer advert angers Disney
A beer advertisment featuring a ranchy version of Snow White has reportedly raised the ire of Disney.
The x-rated advertisement, for Jamieson's Raspberry Ale, depicts the fairytale heroine blowing smoke rings while lying in bed with seven semi-clad dwarves.
In this Disney dystopia, Snow White has been renamed "Ho White", while the loveable dwarves Sleepy, Happy and Doc are rebranded Filthy, Smarmy and Randy - supposedly to represent different types of drinkers.
However, the advertisement has reportedly angered Disney, the entertainment giant which licenses Snow White.
The Foundry said it had had "a little bit of contact" with Disney over the issue, according to Sydney's Daily Telegraph newspaper.
The Foundry's website had featured pictures of "Ho White" but links to the campaign appeared to have been disabled and the campaign's official website, could not be accessed.
Australia's Food Week website speculated that this may be due to a copyright infringement.
Disney, which released the famous animated Snow White feature in 1937, was not immediately available for comment.
However, it is unlikely that the company, which runs the family-friendly Disney theme parks and is known for its cartoon feature films aimed at , would agree to Snow White's image being used to sell beer.
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I WANT THIS JUDGE FOR MY DIVORCE....
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Posted:Oct 4, 2009 10:31 pm
Last Updated:Oct 5, 2009 10:25 pm
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I WANT THIS JUDGE FOR MY DIVORCE....
Lawyer Says Judge Masturbated at Hearing, Carried Out Vendetta When She Complained
By JOE HARRIS
KANSAS CITY, Kan. (CN) - A district court judge appeared to be masturbating and used foul language during a divorce mediation, an attorney claims in Federal Court. The attorney claims Judge Kevin P. Moriarty's actions were so offensive even her estranged husband complained about it during their divorce trial.
Kimberly Ireland claims that while mediating, Judge Kevin P. Moriarty tried to discuss her underwear and her sex life, though neither was relevant to the divorce matter. And she claims that "Moriarty appeared to be masturbating during the mediation."
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THE E-MAILS I GET
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Posted:Sep 29, 2009 11:40 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 10:2 pm
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sent: 09/29/09 - 16:47 subject: hey im missing out on a lot of fun have not met to many people on here maybe just to shy or ugly not sure which. maybe you can help me break in some of these places. any parties or local fun i could go to and meet some of these fun people let me know if you would please
I wrote back-
Okay, first you have only a picture of your dick. So the question comes to mind is, you must be one or you must be really ugly as you stated, then your dick is better.
Second, nothing is written in your profile. Nothing leads to nothing.
Third, if this is how you write to other people, it shows your grammar sucks. Mine does too, so I work at it.
Fourth, your profile is an advertisement. When you put your profile together the question in back of your mind should be, “Why would a woman want of fuck you?”
And last, if this insulted you, tough, you are a DSG (single male) wannabe in the Lifestyle. There are 10 other guys who can take your place in a second.
And no one rides my coattails; I did this by myself, as you should do too.
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I FUCKIN SHOW UP.
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Posted:Sep 27, 2009 12:46 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 10:2 pm
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WOW, really had a great time at the SILK & SKIN and very very tired. More tired as usual. Why?
I and we all hear how it so hard for single guys (DSGs) in the Lifestyle, especially from them. “I can’t go to this or that event because they don’t let DSGs in” or “I went to a M&G no one event talk to me” or “No one returns my e-mails.” Whaa whaa whaa!
SILK & SKIN is one of the friendliest DSG events around since for every female there are at least 2 males. At least 90% of the couples and single females showed, BUT only 25% DSG’s showed.
We had a serious cock shortage (so much a husband of one of the ladies, who had something early to do on Sunday and did not go, his wife called him to come over to help the spent men!). I’m not complaining though, playing with 6 hot ladies, 3 of them then twice and one hot sexy babe, three times. So this why I am very tired and sore. Not bad for an old fuck.
But this not unusual, I hear from single females, couples, and other organizers of Lifestyle events how DSGs send them allot e-mails how excited to meet/go. Yet they don’t show or meet.
I get e-mails from DSGs basically saying how the fuck you do it? Phineas is an old, fat, small dick, pasty white dude they say to themselves.
Phineas will now tell all DSG’s one of his secrets of success:
I FUCKIN SHOW UP.
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DAMN, MY MOM DOES NOT LIVE TOO FAR AWAY. DID NOT KNOW IT EXISTED, NOW I CAN'T GO!
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Posted:Aug 9, 2009 9:59 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 10:2 pm
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DAMN, MY MOM DOES NOT LIVE TOO FAR AWAY. DID NOT KNOW IT EXISTED, NOW I CAN'T GO!
btw- This guy is only get a $500 fine, but if the government wants to shut you down, this is what they do and also bring in the Blessed Leaders' goons, ATF
Owner of adult 'hideaway' says he did nothing illegal
By Suevon Lee
. OCALA - The owner of an adults-only club arrested over the weekend said he didn't do anything illegal.
"I don't think there's a law against me having friends over and congregating. This is my home, my private residence," Jay A. Judge, owner of Hot Tropics Hideaway, said by telephone Monday.
His year-old club - described as a place where people age 21 and older can mingle and socialize - became the focus of a month-long investigation by the Marion County Sheriff's Office following complaints from neighbors regarding noise, increased traffic and allegations of illicit activity.
Early Saturday morning, members of the Multi-Agency Drug Enforcement Team, Marion County sheriff's deputies and the Division of Alcoholic Beverages and Tobacco broke up the party, keeping the doors to the establishment indefinitely closed.
The way Judge, 53, describes it, about 20 patrons were milling about inside the gated residence - located off U.S. 27 northwest of Ocala - when a couple dozen law enforcement agents "barged" into the home and ordered everyone to lie face down.
Judge was arrested on charges of keeping a gambling house and operating an illegal bottle club.
Since posting $300 bail, Judge has been seeking the advice of an attorney ahead of his Aug. 31 arraignment.
Judge insists the allegations of condoned Drug use and at his club are false, and that he was merely running a facility where "like-minded" couples could convene.
While the club did not provide or sell alcohol, patrons were free to bring their own alcoholic beverages, Judge said.
But according to Florida law, that mostly fits the definition of a bottle club, which requires a $500 annual license to operate - something Judge did not have.
A bottle club, as defined by Florida law, is "a commercial establishment operated for a profit wherein patrons consume alcoholic beverages which are brought onto the premises and not sold by the establishment."
Operating a bottle club without a license is a second-degree misdemeanor, punishable by up to a $500 fine and 60 days in jail.
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Cowboys now improved chances.
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Posted:Jul 20, 2009 12:50 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 10:2 pm
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NEWS FLASH-
"Like a modern day Romeo and Juliet, Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson, the Dallas Cowboys quarterback and the singer who was once famous for being a singer but is now only famous for dating the Dallas Cowboys quarterback, have ended their relationship. "
Now we need Mr. DD to chime in on the Cowboys now improved chances.
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Billy Mays RIP
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Posted:Jul 5, 2009 11:54 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 10:2 pm
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Ed McMann, Farrah, and Micheal Jackson....now the deepest loss...Billy Mays, TV pitchman is dead too.
Now we are stuck with thet Sham-Wow guy now all the time.
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YOU MIGHT BE A SWINGER IF....
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Posted:Jun 15, 2009 10:14 pm
Last Updated:Jun 21, 2009 10:43 pm
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This is a repost from here and other sites.
YOU MIGHT BE A SWINGER IF....
1. You see a really hot girl walking down the street and you say to yourself "I wonder if she'll do my wife!"
2. Every bottle of liquor in your house has a big sticker with your membership number or couple name on it.
3. You are running out of excuses to tell your baby-sitter why you come home at 4 am on Saturday nights/Sunday mornings and have a Freshly F'cked look.
4. Your closet is filled with 5" high heeled shoes and you have more lingerie than most department stores.
5. You close an email to your sister with Bi Bi.
6. You go to Jamaica once a year and "Hedo" means something to you.
7. You are running out of reasons to tell your "normal" friends why you can't go out with them.
8. At work, when someone tells of a risque sexual adventure, most are shocked or stunned, and you say "Cool!"
9. All of a sudden...you have friends in Minnesota, Utah, West Virginia and New Mexico.
10. You are sending out online Christmas cards to people with names like: dareustwo, wifewetandbi, and xoticcouple.
11. Many of your pictures are from different hotel rooms, and in quite a few you have a convention wristband on.
12. Your night stand drawer is full of bar napkins with couple's names and .
13. You only know couples by their first names and e-mail addresses.
14. You spend more time grooming your privates than most porn stars.
15. You make plans to meet a "normal" couple at a nice restaurant, and realize you have absolutely nothing you can wear.
16. You're the only one at the gym shower with shaved balls.
17. You both turn your head to watch the hot woman walking down the street!
18. You never open the garage door until you're in the car with the doors closed.
19. You wonder how to explain to the neighbors why 10 couples show up on a Saturday night carrying over night bags, blankets, pillows and don't leave until early Sunday afternoon.....
20. Your and the baby-sitter ask why mommy already has her coat on when she comes out of the bedroom every Saturday night.
21. When going to a strip club with your guy friends, instead of your wife, seems like a ridiculous waste of time and money.
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