Review Requests
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Posted:May 14, 2015 2:42 pm
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If there is a movie you'd like me to review, feel free to submit a request. I own over 1,500 x-rated movies, so if there's some production you'd like reviewed let me know. If I have it, I'll get a review of it up as soon as possible. If I don't have it, but have an interest in it, I'll see what I can do about obtaining it.
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More To Come
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Posted:May 13, 2015 7:13 pm
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I'm just taking a small break from viewing these last couple of days. But there will be more reviews to come. Stay tuned.
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Chateau Du Cheeks Review
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Posted:May 10, 2015 9:17 pm
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Directed by Thomas Paine. Released by VCA in 1994.
Three female law students decide to take a weekend off from studying and have a sex-filled weekend at the home of Celeste's parents who have gone out of town. That's it story-wise. Yawn. Story Grade: F.
Shot on video, this production looked a little better than average. Medium Grade: B-.
A real house was used for this production. There were a few outdoor scenes. Scenes were appropriately furnished, although in the Celeste/Woody Long scene, it is obvious that a black sheet is covering part of the window. Bonus point for showing an O'Douls label. Set Design Grade: C+.
The sexual performances were fairly energetic. No condoms were used in this production. The duration of the sex scenes would have been too long had there been an actual story from which to detract. Sexual Performances Grade: A-.
As there was very little story, there wasn't much character development. The girls simply played three horny students and the guys played their counterpart boyfriends. When Brittany O'Connell shows up out of the blue, Isis Nile doesn't do much of anything to stop her from giving her guy (Alex Sanders) a blow job. Alex Sanders delivered his lines very well in his scene with Isis Nile. Acting Grade: C+.
Wardrobe was appropriate, although Brittany O'Connell kept her tennis shoes on during the orgy scene. Wardrobe/Make-up Grade: B+.
The lighting in the Celeste/Woody Long scene was a bit off. Some natural light was used along with artificial, but it could have been coordinated better than it was. In the final orgy scene, there appeared to be glare from the sunlight in some shots. Lighting Grade: C+.
The sound quality was fair throughout the feature. There weren't any noticeable lapses and the score felt appropriate for each particular scene. Sound Grade: B.
Occasionally, there were strange shots, including a close up of Steven St. Croix's thigh in his scene with Micki Lynn. There were a couple instances in which off-screen direction could be heard. The cameraman's shadow could be seen momentarily in the Celeste/Woody Long scene. Directing Grade: D+.
The effort put into this particular production seemed to be limited. While the performers did a fine job with what they were given to do, there could have been a bit more drama, or comedy if they wanted to go that route. As it is, it's pretty standard fare. Artistic Merit Grade: C.
OVERALL GRADE: C+.
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The Review
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Posted:May 10, 2015 7:14 pm
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Directed by Alex DeRenzy.Released by Coastline Films in 1989. Available on DVD from Caballero Classics. (Note: this version of the film is about 86 minutes, not 44 minutes as listed on IMDB.)
The story opens in Sicily where Gina (played by Lili Carati) and her American lover (played by Marc Wallice) are having a final farewell. Before being killed the American gives Gina a picture locket to wear around her neck. She then flees to safety in San Francisco, staying with her uncle "Johnny" (played by Jamie Gillis). However, he is being threatened with deportation to Italy due to his criminal background and orchestrates a plot to humiliate the judge (play be Mike Horner) in the case by videotaping him in a compromising situation with a number of prostitutes supplied by Eddie (played by Joey Silvera). Having one of his caught in such a situation would be bad for Eddie's business so he refuses to cooperate. In order to put pressure on him to reconsider, Johnny has his wife Liz (played by Tracey Adams) kidnapped. He offers to let her go once Eddie agrees to set up the judge. Eddie still refuses, so Johnny offers to take care of everything so that no one would ever know Eddie was involved.
Johnny learns of the time and place of the judge's usual rendezvous with Eddie's girls. He then sends his own niece to be one of the girls who seduces the judge. While this is happening, Johnny and Liz have been falling for one another and finally given in to temptation as Liz has realized that it was her own husband who had her brother killed (the American at the beginning of the movie). Johnny calls Eddie and tells him that the deal is off and that he has decided to go to Italy with his wife. When Eddie finds out that Eddie's niece is involved in the seduction of the judge, he kidnaps her and demands to exchange her for his wife. At the meet, Eddie releases Gina, but Liz refuses to go back with Eddie, telling him that she knows that he had her brother killed. She then goes with Johnny and Gina to live a life in Italy. Story Grade: A.
This movie was shot on film. Medium Grade: A.
Real locations were used in this production and there were a number of outdoor scenes. Set Design Grade: A.
The sexual performances were good, but not spectacular. The sex scene between Jeannie Pepper and Lili Carati felt rushed since the set-up to it was very quick. No condoms were used in this production. Sexual Performances Grade: B.
As an ensemble, the actors gave great performances. Jamie Gillis was believable as a serene Italian mobster. It would have been nice if Jeannie Pepper was given more to do in her part of playing the maid. Acting Grade: A.
Costumes worn by the actors were appropriate with the exception of what Tom Byron wore in his sex scene with Jeannie Pepper. It seemed completely out of character. There were multiple instances in which the women wore high heels during the sex scenes which didn't seem appropriate. Wardrobe Grade: B-.
Most scenes were lit well. Lighting was noticeably adjusted during the Tom Byron and Jeannie Pepper sex scene. Lighting Grade: B+.
Dialogue was echoed throughout the entire movie. This may have occurred during the transfer, but was nevertheless an annoyance. Hopefully, this movie will eventually be re-released in a remastered widescreen edition. Sound Grade: D.
By this time, most x-rated productions were being shot on video, so kudos to Mr. DeRenzy for shooting this on film. It looks remarkable. Unfortunately, the credits were done on video and they look extremely cheap by comparison. A boom was visible in one scene. Directing Grade: B+.
Given that this production featured a well-developed story, talented actors, and real locations and was shot on film, there was definitely a great deal of artistic merit. Artistic Merit Grade: A.
OVERALL GRADE: B+.
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Overnight Review
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Posted:May 10, 2015 3:30 pm
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Directed by B. Skow. Released by Vivid Video in 2012.
Lance (played by Richie Calhoun) is a ruthless businessman who returns to his mother's house to tidy up loose ends after her drug overdose. Because of his night terrors, he hires a , Vera (played by Allie Haze), to stay with him for the three nights he is in town in order to keep watch over him and to make sure he gets enough sleep as he's simultaneously also handling a major business deal involving the acquisition and subsequent dismantling of a prestigious ice cream company run by Janey Dillman (played by India Summer). Although Lance and Vera's arrangement begins as a business transaction, it evolves into something more. Story Grade: A.
This feature was shot on high definition video. Medium Grade: B+.
Actual locations were used in this production rather than sound stages. I'm not quite sure if the call girls at the cathouse would be playing video games in their spare times between . The moving boxes with the blocked out Home Depot logos would have been less distracting had they been turned inside out. There was a garbage can mismatch in the scene in which Vera vomits. Set Design Grade: B.
The sexual performances were quite intense. Performers seemed to be generally enjoying themselves. No condoms were used in this production. Nick Manning's dirty talk was over the top, but nonetheless fitting for his character of Quincy, an egocentric attorney. Sexual Performances Grade: A.
The acting performances here were quite good, but could have been a little better. While above average for an x-rated movie, performances were a little short of a Hollywood B-movie. It should be noted that Nick Manning was nominated for an AVN Award for Best Supporting Actor in 2013 for his role in this feature. Acting Grade: B+.
Although Allie Haze was a Vivid Girl, her character Vera was not, and furthermore should not have been wearing a Vivid necklace throughout the movie. The shoes worn by India Summer during her sex scene were inappropriate. Wardrobe/Make-Up Grade: B+.
All scenes were appropriately lit. Although the DVD cover art states, "a tale of love and sex and shadow and light," there didn't appear to be a stylistic usage of shadow or light. Lighting Grade: A.
There were many instances in which the score music felt inappropriate for the tone of the scene in which it appeared. Sound Grade: B-.
Too many scenes ended with a fade to black. Those should have been reserved for the most intense scenes. (The scene in which Nick Manning punches Allie Haze comes to mind.) Also, at the end of the movie, Jessie Andrews breaks the fourth wall by addressing the camera and saying, "and they lived happily ever after." That wasn't necessary. Directing Grade: B.
A real attempt was made at producing a love story in this movie. It was nominated for Best Romance Release at the 2013 AVN Awards. Artistic Merit Grade: A-.
OVERALL GRADE: B+.
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Traci's Big Trick Review
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Posted:May 9, 2015 9:19 pm
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Directed by Jane Waters. Produced by Valley Star Productions in 1987. Available on Classic X Collection DVD.
This is the unauthorized biography of Traci Lords. The story begins with Traci (played by Jacqueline Lorians) going to the office of modeling agent Jim South (played by John Stagliano) and meeting director Mr. Black (presumably Gregory Dark--played by Peter North). The narrative touches on points in her personal and professional life and ends just after her 18th birthday, when she is exposed for having been throughout her entire adult film career. Story Grade: A.
This movie was shot on video, which is unfortunate. Although it looked better than many other videos produced at this time, it would have looked much better had it been shot on film. Medium Grade: C+.
A number of real locations were used for this production and there were also some outdoor scenes. Sets were appropriately furnished. Set Design Grade: B.
Sexual performances here were fairly average. The second scene was a remake of Traci Lords' scene from New Wave Hookers that was later removed from that movie once the truth regarding her age was revealed. The focus of this movie seemed to be more on telling an effective story rather than creating arousing sex scenes. Condoms were not used in this production. Sexual Performances Grade: C.
Acting by Jacqueline Lorians, Jerry Butler, Ron Jeremy, and Sharon Mitchell was particularly strong. John Stagliano's acting was fine, but he didn't encompass Jim South's famous Southern accent. Acting Grade: A-.
Without a doubt, Jacqueline Lorians accomplished a look resembling Traci Lords. The other actors' wardrobe was also appropriate. Wardrobe Grade: A.
The lighting in the limo scene could have been better, as well as that on the airplane. Otherwise, scenes appeared to have been lit appropriately. Lighting Grade: B-.
The sound was a bit muffled, but that may have been due to a lackluster transfer. The score music during the Tokyo scene was a bit out of tune. Sound Grade: C.
This movie's story was well-structured and coherent. However, a number of the sex scenes were not shot all that well. The director did succeed in getting some great acting performances from the cast. Directing Grade: B+.
Using real locations and utilizing outdoor scenes added to the production value of this movie. The shot of Jerry Butler's reflection in Jacqueline Lorians' sunglasses was a get stylistic moment. Artistic Merit Grade: B+.
OVERALL GRADE: B.
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XXX Avengers Review
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Posted:May 9, 2015 6:05 pm
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Directed by Jonathan Morgan. Released by Wicked Pictures in 2011.
The concept here was good, but there actually is no story. It's more or less a series of vignettes that are unconnected outside of the superhero theme. The first scene is with Alektra Blue as Foreign Girl. The second is with Kristina Rose as Choleta. The third is of Dylan Ryder playing The Poser. Kaylani Lei plays Super Geisha Girl in the fourth scene, and Lisa Ann plays Cougarine in the final scene. Each scene has a very simplistic story that ends with sex. Story Grade: D-.
This movie was shot in high definition video. Medium Grade: B+.
Set design was fairly average. They basically served as locations for sex and nothing more. Lisa Ann's scene was outdoors by a pool. Set Design Grade: B-.
The sexual performances all seemed to evoke a high amount of energy from the performers. Condoms were used in this production. (Condom use has no bearing on the grade.) Sexual Performances Grade: A-.
As a comedy, it didn't seem as if the acting performances were taken all that seriously. Still, the actors stayed in character for the most part, even though they were over the top. Acting Grade: B-.
The costumes weren't terribly elaborate. Tommy Gunn's suit didn't seem to fit him very well. Kaylani Lei's costume may have been the best. Lisa Ann's Cougarine suit could have been much better. Wardrobe Grade: D+.
Scenes were appropriately lit, but the light coming in through the indoor set windows just made them seem phony. Lighting Grade: C+.
At times, there seemed to be a slight echo during dialogue. It was especially noticeable in the first scene. The transition chimes that occurred during the first scenes were also somewhat annoying. Sound Grade: C.
Jonathan Morgan is known for comedy, but this particular comedy should have been a little more serious. Directing Grade: B.
The credits were designed really well, but it set up a comic book feel that wasn't really carried out. The scenes should have been linked together to form an overall story arc. Artistic Merit Grade: B.
OVERALL GRADE: C+.
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Airotica Review
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Posted:May 9, 2015 2:43 pm
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Directed by Eric Edwards and Luc Wylder. Released by Sin City in 1996.
Elements of a story are presented in this movie, but are never really resolved. John Decker plays an egotistical billionaire businessman who is taking a red eye flight from L.A. to New York, traveling with his wife (played by Lisa Ann) and servant (played by Colt Steel). He buys every seat on a 747, leaving Mike Horner and his wife (played by Anna Malle in a lurch as it is the last plane to New York until the next morning. Relationships between the two married couples are already strained and worsen as the flight goes on, given all the extramarital sexual encounters that occur during the flight. However, at the end nothing is particularly resolved in terms of the relationships, nor of the business dealings that are crucial to each of the men. There's a solid beginning here, but no real middle and certainly no ending. Story Grade D+.
This feature was shot on video and looked fairly average for the medium. Medium Grade: C.
An actual plane was used for the flight scenes. There was also a scene in a limousine, an outdoor pool scene, and an airport terminal scene, the latter of which was the poorest looking set. The security screening was right at the gate, which was pointless to show other than to include the cliche gag of someone (Mike Horner) continuously having to go through the metal detector several times. During the limo scene, it was obvious that it wasn't moving. Set Design Grade: B-.
The sexual performances were slightly better than average. Lisa Ann looked at the camera a few times and also seemed to look off screen in search of direction. A condom was used in Jon Decker's anal scene with Anna Malle. (Condom use has no bearing on the grade.) Anna Malle seemed to give the most energetic performance. Sexual Performances Grade: B-.
Mike Horner overacted his role. Had it been played with more realism, it would have come off as a better performance. His character seemed to be mismatched with Anna Malle as a wife, who simply seemed to be a gold digger. But her husband didn't have much money, so it didn't make sense why she would have married him. What little role Eric Edwards had was a nice touch. Acting Grade: C-.
Mike Horner's suit was ill-fitting and Anna Malle didn't seem to be appropriately dressed. Shoes were worn in a few sex scenes in which they seemed inappropriate. Wardrobe Grade: C-.
Some of the scenes were a little too dark. Even the outdoor poolside scene should have been more lit than it was. Penetration shots were generally well lit. Lighting Grade: D.
The dialogue sounded tinny in a few scenes, seemingly most notable during the scenes at the airport. Additionally, the bumper music between scenes was a bit hokey and didn't fit the overall tone of the movie. Sound Grade: C.
The directing seemed to be a tad below average. There were one or two instances in which shadows of crew members could be seen onscreen. Directed Grade: C-.
An attempt was made to make the airport scenes seem realistic. There were multiple shots of the LAX concourse. Using a real plane and shooting on location demonstrates that some effort was put into the production. Artistic Merit Grade: C+.
OVERALL GRADE: C-.
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Caught In The Act (1988) Review
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Posted:May 8, 2015 6:20 pm
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Directed by Paul Thomas. Released by Western Visuals in 1988.
Here we have Jamie Summers and Billy Dee playing news anchors for PTN (Public Television Network) relaying stories of instances when celebrities of the day were "caught in the act." There isn't much a story so much as a parody of current events in the late 1980's. Joey Silvera played Ballsy North. Tom Byron played televangelist Jim Fakker. Jacqueline Lorians played Tammy Faye Fakker. Megan Leigh played Jessica Hump. Jon Martin played President Ron. Lisa Bright played Vanna White. Mike Horner played U.S. Senator Gary Hard. Paul Thomas played Rev. Jerry Ballswell. It was a good concept that was executed badly. Story Grade: D+.
This feature was shot on video, the quality of which was not very good. Medium Grade: C-.
Although a couple of real locations were used, not much effort was put into set design. The shredder in Ballsy North's office was labeled "shreader." Props looked extremely cheap. Bonus points for mentioning K-Mart and showing an actual K-Mart shopping bag. Set Design: D.
By and large, the sexual performances were energetic and were probably the high point of this production outside the attempt at parody. Shoes were worn in a few of the scenes in which they didn't need to be. No condoms were used in this production. Sexual Performances Grade: B.
Acting roles hinged on being able to effectively satirize the real-world counterparts of the characters. However, some of the actors didn't stay in character. Others confused real names and the fictitious ones. There were times when Fakker and Bakker were interchanged and when Verna White became Vanna Bright. Jacqueline Lorians' portrayal of Tammy Faye Bakker reminded me of Jan Hooks' portrayal on Saturday Night Live. Acting Grade: D+.
The wardrobe was relatively average. It was funny to see that Ballsy North had painted his military decorations on his body. However, make-up could have been used on Megan Leigh's ass given that the dark marks on it were very distracting. Again, the Jan Hooks-Jacqueline Lorians parallel satire of Tammy Faye Bakker was great. Wardrobe/Make-up Grade: C-.
The lighting in this production was absolutely terrible. In most of the scenes, the actors were almost whited-out by the lights. Lighting Grade: F.
Off-stage direction was heard in some scenes. The sound quality at the beginning was not that great, but may have been due to a poor transfer. Sound Grade: C-.
In some scenes, the shadow of the boom could be seen. Overall, the production appeared to lack quality. Paul Thomas should have had higher standards for this movie, although this was only his second year directing at this point. Directing Grade: D.
While there didn't seem to be much artistic effort visually, the parody concept and the commentary of the days' events demonstrate an effort to make a social statement. Artistic Merit: C+.
OVERALL GRADE: D+.
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New Wave Hookers Review
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Posted:May 7, 2015 8:56 pm
Last Updated:May 13, 2015 3:41 pm
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Directed by Gregory Dark. Released by VCA Pictures in 1985.
Jamie Gillis and Jack Baker play two friends who talk about how cool it would be to be pimps and concoct an idea of opening an service called New Wave Hookers, Inc. whereby all of their girls would be programmed to have wild sex by listening to new wave music. They subsequently fall asleep and coincidentally dream about the same thing. When Jimmy (played by Jamie Gillis) awakens and discusses his dream with Jamal (played by Jack Baker) and realizes they dreamed the same exact dream, Jimmy leaves, only to come across dream-girl Kammy (played by Kristara Barrington) in real life, leaving Jimmy (and viewers) wondering how much of it was actually a dream. It's a little light on plot, but it's a good concept. Story Grade: B-.
This feature was shot on film and had a theatrical release. It would be great if this movie would be re-released in a remastered widescreen format, even though it wouldn't be the original version given Traci Lords' age during production. Medium Grade: A.
Set designs were sparse, but were consistent with a post-modern theme. There was no attempt to make the majority of the scenes realistic, since they were to be dream sequences. The driving scenes on Hollywood Boulevard and environs looked great and bonus point for including a Big Boy statuette. Set Design Grade: B.
The sexual performances were all pretty hot and well shot. Performances were enthusiastic. The Ginger Lynn scene with Tom Byron and Steve Powers was probably the most memorable. Sexual Performance Grade: A.
Unfortunately, the girls didn't have all that much acting to do outside of their sex scenes. However, Jamie Gillis and Jack Baker were excellent. Some today might take offense to some of the racial stereotyping going on, as well as Gillis' in-dream performance of using an Asian accent. But they were nevertheless entertaining and I don't believe there was any malice intended. The absurdity of Steve Powers also playing the was an interesting choice. Acting Grade: A-.
The wardrobe and make-up looked excellent and successfully represented hookers influenced by the "new wave." Wardrobe/Make-Up Grade: A.
There were a couple of times when movement of the c-light was noticeable. Otherwise, the scenes were lit appropriately. Lighting Grade: B.
The music for this movie was phenomenal. The most popular track was probably "Electrify Me" by The Plugz but "New Wave Hookers" by The Socketz was also a great song. There were other good songs featured, most likely also by The Socketz, but they were unfortunately not listed in the credits. Having an official soundtrack released for this movie, even 30 years on, would be a worthwhile endeavor. Sound Grade: A.
This movie, although low on plot, worked on many other levels. Gregory Dark did an excellent job. Directing Grade: A-.
Without a doubt, there is artistic merit to this feature. Although the sets were sparsely adorned, there was thought put into what they should look like. They were believable for the world in which they existed. Having most of the movie take place in a dream state made it highly stylized. Artistic Merit Grade: A.
OVERALL GRADE: A-.
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Traci I Love You Review
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Posted:May 7, 2015 6:19 pm
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Directed by Jean Charles. Released by Caballero Control Corporation in 1987.
The story of this movie (the only x-rated movie featuring Traci Lords that is legal in the United States) is of a Paris photographer who becomes smitten with an American model (played by Traci Lords) who has come to France during a film festival in order to meet with producers and directors in hopes of becoming an actress. She works at a strip club and is lured into the sexual underworld of the city by the smitten photographer. Her goal of establishing an acting career gets sidelined by her falling in love with the photographer. The story had promise, but was poorly executed. Story Grade: D.
This movie was shot on video, but included snippets of film that were either stock footage or were from other Caballero movies (IMDB lists 1982's Society Affairs as the origin of one of the film snippets). The contrast of the two mediums showed how lackluster the video quality was. Medium Grade: C-.
Having been shot in Paris, France, more of the city could have been used. There were some outdoor scenes, but there could have been more. Interior sets were sparsely decorated. Bonus points for a videotape of Let Me Tell Ya 'Bout White Chicks being left on a desk. Set Design Grade: C-.
The sex scenes were good, but not spectacular. Although a professionally produced movie, there were times when it seemed like it was involving a group of amateurs. Sexual Performances Grade: B-.
There was very little acting in this feature. In fact, there was hardly any dialogue at all. Descriptions and emotions were all conveyed through a voiceover narration which really destroyed any attempt at character development and the actors could not present themselves as real actors. The few lines Traci Lords had did not come across very well. Acting Grade: D-.
Wardrobe and make-up were pretty average, although the boxers that the man in the first sex scene wore were utterly ridiculous and didn't seem to fit the character. Wardrobe Grade: C.
The outdoor scenes looked good for the most part, but a number of the indoor scenes had harsh lighting. The Arena of Pleasure scene did not seem to be appropriately lit. Lighting Grade: C-.
The sounds of sex were sublimated by the score music for a good chunk of the first scene. There were times during which the sound quality didn't seem to be consistent. Sound Grade: C-.
There was one shot in which the shadow of the boom and boom operator could be seen on the wall. Some of the performers didn't seem to know what to do and appeared to look off screen for direction. Directing Grade: C-.
Given that this was shot in Paris, the production values should have been higher. The feel of the movie is one that was to have had a sense of passion, but in the end it fell short of achieving that goal. Still, there seemed to be at least an effort to make a decent movie. Artistic Merit Grade: C+.
OVERALL GRADE: C-.
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Nymph Fever Review
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Posted:May 6, 2015 8:32 pm
Last Updated:May 6, 2015 8:33 pm
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Directed by Jerome Tanner. Released by Legend Video in 1999.
This feature presents the far-fetched story of Cookie (played by Charmane Star) who has two boyfriends (played Ian Daniels and J.J. Michaels) in the military. Being horny, she sneaks onto the military base barracks and has sex with them, only to be caught by the general (played by Nick East). With the help of her friend Betsy (played by Cheyenne Silver), she convinces the general that the soldiers should not be punished since they have come down with a case of the nymph fever virus she carried. The "fever" spreads to a Supreme Court Justice (played by Lexington Steele) as well as a popular tele-evangelist (played by Randy West). At the end, Cookie, her two boyfriends, and Betsy all toast to the success ruse they concocted, yet there is no real resolution. Story Grade: D.
This production was shot on video of reasonable quality. Medium Grade: B.
While there was some effort put into set design, the locations nevertheless seemed phony. The general's office, the reverend's auditorium, and Cookie and Betsy's apartment all had the same decor. Nothing was shot outdoors or on location. Set Design Grade: D+.
Sex performances were energetic and enjoyable, save for Cheyenne Silver's blow job on Nick East. It looked very uncomfortable. Sexual Performances Grade: B+.
Since there wasn't much of a story, the acting suffered. Cheyenne Silver's acting performance in the first scene was quite good, but her acting ability was not utilized anywhere else. Charmane Star's dialogue was unfortunately very conventional for most run-of-the-mill x-rated movies. Acting Grade: C.
Nick East's hair was such a distraction. It looked terrible. Trying to make him look older in such a manner was a complete failure. His uniform was also ill-fitting. The women looked beautiful. Wardrobe Grade: C-.
A light could be seen in the scene with Lexington Steele and Ava Vincent (credited as Jewel Valmont). The lighting in the scene with Barett Moor, Dolly Golden, and Nick East was inconsistent. Lighting Grade: C.
The sound quality was inconsistent throughout the feature which was distracting at times. There was also one occasion during which it seemed like off-stage direction could be heard. Sound Grade: D+.
Overall, the directing job of this feature seemed to be about average for a low-budget video production. Directing Grade: C+.
Some artistic effort was put into this production, particularly in the attempt to make the set look like an army barracks. It still looked phony, but points are given for at least trying. Artistic Merit Grade: C.
OVERALL GRADE: C.
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Nothing To Hide Review
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Posted:May 6, 2015 6:23 pm
Last Updated:May 7, 2015 3:29 pm
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Directed by Anthony Spinelli. Released by Cal Vista in 1981.
This movie is a character drama focusing on the lives of womanizer Jack (played by John Leslie) and his mentally challenged-friend Lenny (played by Richard Pacheco). Lenny is pretty much by Jack's side at every moment after their initial meeting until Lenny finally finds a girl like him and falls in love. The newly found love puts a strain on Lenny and Jack's friendship given Jack's love 'em and leave 'em philosophy when it comes to women. Given that Jack is Lenny's guardian of sorts, he comes to think of the upcoming marriage as a loss of not only his protege, but of his . Story Grade: A.
Shot on film, this movie had a theatrical release. The transfer to DVD was not the best and hopefully will be released in a remastered widescreen format in the future. Medium Grade: A-.
Real locations were used as were outdoor locations. Leaving minors in the background at the park made it feel like any other "legitimate" Hollywood movie. Some of the apartments used look like they could have been sets, but were nevertheless decorated very appropriately. Bonus points for including appearances of Bud and Coke cans and Comet cleanser. Set Design Grade: A.
The sexual performances seemed to take the back seat to the drama in this movie, which actually served the movie well since they played to function as character development pieces. Condoms were used in the scene with Richard Pacheco and Tigr. (Condom use has no bearing on the grade.) Sexual Performances Grade: B-.
Acting here was top notch by Richard Pacheco, John Leslie, and Tigr. Richard Pacheco won numerous awards for his performance. Holly McCall (who played a food truck vendor) won the AFAA Best Supporting Actress award. Acting Grade: A.
Wardrobe and make-up seemed realistic. John Leslie's self-aggrandizing T-shirt reading "The Handsome Prince" was a nice touch. Wardrobe Grade: A.
Natural light was used in many scenes. The lighting in Karen's (played by Tigr) apartment seemed a little off. Lighting Grade: B.
Sometimes the sound sounded a little muffled, but again, that may have been due to the lousy transfer. Some of the music selections were a little hokey, but most were fitting choices. Sound Grade: B+.
The one scene that didn't quite turn out as realistic as it could have was the scene in which Karen runs into Lenny while she's rollerskating in the park. Otherwise, Mr. Spinelli did a fine directing job. Directing Grade: A-.
Given the high quality of the story, the multiple location shoots, and the high caliber acting performances, there definitely was a high degree of artistic intent in this production. It was recently named as one of the greatest x-rated movies of all time on a recently documentary that aired on Showtime. Artistic Merit Grade: A.
OVERALL GRADE: A-.
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