LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
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Posted:Sep 30, 2018 12:19 pm
Last Updated:May 6, 2024 4:32 am
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Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to her Grandma's house.
Suddenly, the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a large rock and said, "I'm going to eat you!"
Standing her ground, Little Red Riding Hood replied, "What's the matter wolfie? Don't you like to fuck any more..."
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BLONDE JOKE NUMBER...INFINITY?
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Posted:May 23, 2018 10:46 am
Last Updated:May 6, 2024 4:32 am
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Why did the blonde keep staring at the orange juice container?
Because it said "CONCENTRATE."
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WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE...
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Posted:Dec 20, 2017 9:32 am
Last Updated:May 6, 2024 4:32 am
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...between a jet engine and a blonde flight attendant?
At the end of a flight, the jet engine stops whining. 
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GETTING A NEW BULL
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Posted:Dec 14, 2017 2:48 pm
Last Updated:Dec 23, 2017 8:26 am
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A blonde and a redhead own a cattle ranch.
One day, they discover that their bull has died.
They only have $500 to use to buy a bull. The redhead tells the blonde that she will find a bull for the ranch and that she will send a telegram to the blonde when she has purchased a bull.
After days, the redhead finds a bull and buys it for $499.
She goes to the telegraph office and learns that telegrams cost $1 per word. She thinks really hard and then asks the telegraph operator to send a word message--"comfortable."
The telegraph operator asks, "How will she know to bring a trailer to haul the bull by reading the word 'comfortable' ?"
The redhead replies, "She is a slow, deliberate reader who sounds out syllables--come for da bull." 
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TWO BLONDES
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Posted:Dec 2, 2017 4:16 pm
Last Updated:May 6, 2024 4:32 am
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Two blonde MILFs walk into a tanning salon together.
The receptionist asks the taller of the two, "Are you sisters?"
The tall blonde responds with, "Sisters? Honey, we aren't even Catholic."
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TRIP TO THE E.R.
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Posted:Oct 28, 2017 8:29 am
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2018 9:10 pm
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So, two days ago, I went to the local E.R. after I got three nasty bee stings. I have gotten pretty significant localized reactions to them in past so I was just being safe.
While there, a woman from hospital registration came into my room and was asking me questions. She was sort of mumbling to herself at one point. She said something like, "...and I see you're still a male..."
Not being one to waste a comedic opportunity, I looked down and my crotch and said, "Well, two hours ago when I last looked, I was..."
Then I added, "If there is any change in that information between now and the time I leave here, I'll get back to you."
The registration lady laughed pretty hard.
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ANOTHER BLONDE JOKE
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Posted:Jul 29, 2017 10:42 am
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2017 9:36 pm
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Two blonde women in Oklahoma are sitting together outside.
The first blonde asks the second, "Which is closer--the moon or Miami?"
The second blonde responds, "Helloooooo, can you see Florida from here?"
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TV REMOTE
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Posted:Jul 15, 2017 6:11 pm
Last Updated:May 6, 2024 4:32 am
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An older couple sits in their living room watching TV.
The husband has the remote and alternates between a porn channel and a fishing show.
The wife says to him, "Norm, leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish."
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PENGUIN IN THE DESERT
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Posted:Apr 15, 2017 8:31 am
Last Updated:May 6, 2024 4:32 am
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A penguin is driving across the Mojave Desert when he notices that the engine temperature is getting high.
He makes it to a town that has a gas station with a mechanic on duty.
After pulling in, he walks up to the mechanic and asks him if he can figure out why the engine is running hot.
The mechanic tells the penguin to come back in half an hour so he can diagnose the problem.
It is hotter than hell and the penguin wants to cool off. He sees and ice cream shop and ventures inside where he orders a cone with vanilla ice cream.
He walks back outside and the cone starts dripping down his tuxedo front.
Finally, the penguin returns to the gas station.
The mechanic walks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin says, "No, a vanilla ice cream cone melted on me."
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JOKE FOR TODAY
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Posted:Feb 4, 2017 4:11 pm
Last Updated:Feb 5, 2017 8:48 am
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Q: How can a woman scare her OB/GYN doctor?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist.
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HEART VALVE STUFF
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Posted:Jan 28, 2017 10:19 pm
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2017 9:23 am
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On January 19, 2017 I had a new aortic valve placed in my heart via a TAVR (trans aortic valve replacement). Its the one where the cardiologist makes entry into your body via an incision in the groin where he then enters an artery. Super high tech.
I was on my way out without the new valve. It was only a matter of time as the murmur (due to the leaking valve) and the stenosis (closing up) of the valve would only get worse over time. It took me three + months to convince three physicians that I needed the surgery. They were a bit dense to understand that I was getting short of breath under mild exercise. Finally after undergoing enough tests, they had the evidence they needed to act. THAT was a workout.
I went home in two days. My chest was never cut open like it was 13 years ago.
Here is the fun part of all of it--at least it has been fun for me.
I can now get voluntary erections at my advanced age. My mind is so much more alert. I have more energy. I am now more hopeful and I'm able to keep going and doing things all day long. I no longer want to take naps during the day. Yes, it is amazing what an improved blood flow can do for a person. LOLOLOL
I'm wondering if I should look for a female friend/lover/gf who is about 10 years younger than I am...for physical fun and more...hmmmm....
Anyway, if you get to the point that I was at, don't fear it. As far as heart procedures go, it is less likely that you will need open heart surgery to fix your issue(s). Also, at least in my case, the results can be dramatically good!!!
Enjoy yourselves, campers!!!
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THE LITTLE BLACK DRESS
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Posted:May 5, 2016 5:43 pm
Last Updated:May 6, 2024 4:32 am
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An attractive young blonde woman drops off a little black cocktail dress at a dry cleaning shop.
The woman working behind the counter says, "Come again."
The blonde says, "No. Its toothpaste this time, you nosey bitch!"
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THE RETIRED COUPLE
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Posted:Apr 1, 2016 8:46 am
Last Updated:May 6, 2024 4:32 am
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WOMAN TO MAN: What would you do if I started smoking?
MAN TO WOMAN: I'd slow down and use more lube.
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